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Will Kafka be putting out soon?

  1. 2024-10-11 at 7:26 PM UTC
    #41
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    But I will not divulge where
  2. 2024-10-11 at 7:27 PM UTC
    #42
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood an angel told me in a dream that about 60% of people (both genders) idly touch themselves while posting on the internet, and I believe it. Explains why so many people aren't locked in to serious posting and can't stay tropical

    it was you

    you're the man who raped me in my dream

    the Angel showed me your face and told me I'd find you here at Walmart
  3. 2024-10-11 at 7:32 PM UTC
    #43
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Kafka, will you detail story tell of your orgasm?
  4. 2024-10-11 at 7:36 PM UTC
    #44
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I’m gonna start a go fund me

    “When in need call Bradley B x Ireland Edition”
  5. 2024-10-11 at 7:37 PM UTC
    #45
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    She's flicking the bean!! she's a GOONER!!!!
  6. 2024-10-11 at 7:38 PM UTC
    #46
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Kafka, do you want us all to post sexy pics of ourselves to give you something. Arousing to look at?



    Here are my tits.
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  7. 2024-10-11 at 7:41 PM UTC
    #47
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    My tit is available at anytime.
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  8. 2024-10-11 at 7:41 PM UTC
    #48
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Kafka, will you detail story tell of your orgasm?

    OK. It was far better than any orgasm a man will ever have. You know female orgasms last longer and are more intense? There was this pub I'd sneak in the back door because they had a cigarette vending machine near the exit. That's where I got my silk cut when it was only
    £7. Now it's £17. Anyway in the bathroom of this pub they had another vending machine that dispensed finger vibrators, and that's what gave me my first orgasm, brain explosion. I threw it out after because I'm hygienic. I have bought other vibrators since but they have never given me an orgasm because I am hypersensitive. I just get too sensitive so can't cum with them. I have never felt the need to buy another finger vibrator. I have also never fingered myself because that grosses me out, I don't want to know what inside me feels like. I think about sex on average every two weeks, mess around with a vibrator, don't cum, feel more motivated and clear-headed afterwards. Ig that's the issue, that I am not motivated to seek out sex or an orgasm, and I am fine with that, to not be controlled by it. I am addicted to self-control.
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  9. 2024-10-11 at 7:44 PM UTC
    #49
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kafka OK. It was far better than any orgasm a man will ever have. You know female orgasms last longer and are more intense? There was this pub I'd sneak in the back door because they had a cigarette vending machine near the exit. That's where I got my silk cut when it was only
    £7. Now it's £17. Anyway in the bathroom of this pub they had another vending machine that dispensed finger vibrators, and that's what gave me my first orgasm, brain explosion. I threw it out after because I'm hygienic. I have bought other vibrators since but they have never given me an orgasm because I am hypersensitive. I just get too sensitive so can't cum with them. I have never felt the need to buy another finger vibrator. I have also never fingered myself because that grosses me out, I don't want to know what inside me feels like. I think about sex on average every two weeks, mess around with a vibrator, don't cum, feel more motivated and clear-headed afterwards. Ig that's the issue, that I am not motivated to seek out sex or an orgasm, and I am fine with that, to not be controlled by it. I am addicted to self-control.

    The only time you ever came was using a disposable vending machine vibrator in a bar's dirty restroom you were only visiting to illegally obtain cigarettes?
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  10. 2024-10-11 at 7:45 PM UTC
    #50
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Have you ever had sex?
  11. 2024-10-11 at 7:46 PM UTC
    #51
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Kafka OK. It was far better than any orgasm a man will ever have. You know female orgasms last longer and are more intense? There was this pub I'd sneak in the back door because they had a cigarette vending machine near the exit. That's where I got my silk cut when it was only
    £7. Now it's £17. Anyway in the bathroom of this pub they had another vending machine that dispensed finger vibrators, and that's what gave me my first orgasm, brain explosion. I threw it out after because I'm hygienic. I have bought other vibrators since but they have never given me an orgasm because I am hypersensitive. I just get too sensitive so can't cum with them. I have never felt the need to buy another finger vibrator. I have also never fingered myself because that grosses me out, I don't want to know what inside me feels like. I think about sex on average every two weeks, mess around with a vibrator, don't cum, feel more motivated and clear-headed afterwards. Ig that's the issue, that I am not motivated to seek out sex or an orgasm, and I am fine with that, to not be controlled by it. I am addicted to self-control.

    Ok I have questions. Did you use the vibrator in the bathroom at the pub?

    Also stop using vibrators. They are awful especially if your clit is sensitive. Can you climax vaginally or only from clitoral stim?

    I don’t think this has to do with self control. I think you are uncomfortable with your body.
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  12. 2024-10-11 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #52
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Have you ever had sex?

    I had a fwb for two years, sometimes we'd have sex four times in one day. He never made me cum but I continued seeing him because it gave me less anxiety to know he was content and semen does act as an anti-depressant.
  13. 2024-10-11 at 7:49 PM UTC
    #53
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Maybe what got you off was the restroom itself. Perhaps you have an undiscovered scat fetish.
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  14. 2024-10-11 at 7:50 PM UTC
    #54
    Kafka sweaty
    I didn't use it in the restroom, I took it home.
  15. 2024-10-11 at 7:50 PM UTC
    #55
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kafka I had a fwb for two years, sometimes we'd have sex four times in one day. He never made me cum but I continued seeing him because it gave me less anxiety to know he was content and semen does act as an anti-depressant.

    If I had sex with a woman 4 times a day for 2 years and she never cummed I'd hit her and kill myself both.
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  16. 2024-10-11 at 7:52 PM UTC
    #56
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fonaplats If I had sex with a woman 4 times a day for 2 years and she never cummed I'd hit her and kill myself both.

    We tried a lot of things so it was still an experience for me. I can check off a list that I've done crazy things.
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  17. 2024-10-11 at 7:53 PM UTC
    #57
    Kafka sweaty
    Whatever the reason, I know what orgasm feels like and have not had enough motivation to seek out another one.
  18. 2024-10-11 at 7:55 PM UTC
    #58
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Kafka,

    You might be okay with you not orgasming but I am not.
    It's your choice but I'm allowed to feel bad for you.
    I feel bad for everything I ever gave you shit about tbh.
    I'm really really sorry for ever toying with you.
    I didn't know this about you.
    😭

    I'm so sorry Kafka. I'm here if you ever need nudes.
  19. 2024-10-11 at 7:56 PM UTC
    #59
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kafka Whatever the reason, I know what orgasm feels like and have not had enough motivation to seek out another one.

    That statement right there makes me think you must have really screwed up masterbating.
  20. 2024-10-11 at 7:57 PM UTC
    #60
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Kafka I had a fwb for two years, sometimes we'd have sex four times in one day. He never made me cum

    Absolutely fucking tragic. I can’t even fathom this.

    I pray you find a man with a perfectly curved dick that makes you not able to walk straight, see straight, and talk in tongues. In Jesus name amen.
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