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I want to ride FonaPlats lawn mower.

  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    He has a lawn mower I want to ride, it’s red
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  2. #2
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Is that some sort of euphemism for pedophilia?
  3. #3
    It's a double entendre. The sock puppet wants to mow Fona's grass.
  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Is that some sort of euphemism for pedophilia?
    No
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Crispy YES

    I see.
  6. #6
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    They don’t call her the reverse pedophile for nothing!
  7. #7
    Everything is being weaponized these days, even the pedos.
  8. #8
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I want a boyfriend that loves me a lot
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Once it starts it doesn't stop (ain't no brakes) and it likes to burn oil, and backfire.
    It's a fun ride.
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  10. #10
    How many gophers have you run over with it?
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you let the kids sit on your lap
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Once it starts it doesn't stop (ain't no brakes) and it likes to burn oil, and backfire.
    It's a fun ride.

    That gave me a semi...
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  13. #13
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I wish i had a boyfriend that loved me.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Crispy I wish i had a boyfriend that loved me.

    You've got plenty of time for that
  15. #15
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I want one now
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Crispy I want one now

    Wariat could take you under his wing.
  17. #17
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    No hes polish
  18. #18
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Polish people experience so much racism it’s sad :c
    Like the other day, I walked into a place and ordered a polish sausage and the guy said “you must be polish”
    And I said, “sir, that’s racist, if I ordered a taco would you assume I’m a Mexican? If I got a hamburger would you assume I’m a German?”
    And the man just said “sir, this is a hardware store.”
    And that racism sat deeply with me for the rest of my life :c
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  19. #19
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I hate polacks
  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yeah she's gonna win
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