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2024-10-07 at 7:26 PM UTC in Fluttershy's super serious topical usertitle threadI vote for "alright Uber passenger"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-04 at 8:25 PM UTC in Halloween Costume Thread! 👻 🎃The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-06 at 9:26 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-07 at 9:16 AM UTC in 1 year ago Israel attacked itselfMade up the biggest lie since the Holocaust to justify it's bloodthirst.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-06 at 2:12 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️
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2024-10-02 at 1:53 AM UTC in Dog ran away
Originally posted by Fluttershy Fona loses power, his wife leaves him, his dog ran away…
He's one repossessed truck away from a hit country song!
(Verse 1)
Well, the hurricane hit, in Ohio it came,
Knocked out our power, life ain’t the same,
A hundred hours of darkness, I’m feelin’ so low,
My wife’s gettin’ mad, said she just needs to go.
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Verse 2)
Thought I had lung cancer, I was ready to cry,
But the doc just laughed and said, “Buddy, you’re shy,
It ain’t the big C, just a few extra pounds,
Now I’m stuck in this storm while my whole world drowns.”
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Bridge)
So here I am sittin’ in the dark with my fears,
My wife’s in a cabin, just drinkin’ her beers,
But when the lights come back on, I’ll still be alone,
Just me and my snacks in this hurricane zone.
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Outro)
So if you’re in Ohio when the storms start to roll,
Remember my tale, and keep hold of your soul,
’Cause when life gets dark, it’s hard to find your way,
Just laugh at the chaos, and live for today!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-06 at 5:15 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️I'm Catholic nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-05 at 12:35 PM UTC in Halloween Costume Thread! 👻 🎃The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-05 at 2:13 PM UTC in I took a bump of cocaine last night and now i feel like shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-04 at 9:20 PM UTC in I took a bump of cocaine last night and now i feel like shitfaggotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-04 at 8:29 PM UTC in Halloween Costume Thread! 👻 🎃My wife is going as a bitch for Halloween.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-04 at 8:45 PM UTC in Due to a very weird sale I now own 2.5lb of canned sardinesI like them with mustard.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-29 at 4:49 PM UTC in Football Sunday Discussion & Criticisms (Mostly just be critciizing people as always with no real on topic discussion)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-03 at 3:15 PM UTC in Triangle CongruencyStart faking all the symptoms of the fake illnesses females use to gain pity.
POTS
GASTROPARISIS
FIBROMYALGIA
Then after a good bit of acting and a doctor's visit you'll be diagnosed with all of them and be given an easy pass and a therapy dog.
There's no test for these as they are made up and so doctors have no choice but to believe you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 10:25 PM UTC in Dog ran awayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-02 at 11:09 PM UTC in How's my singing?I find it easiest to sing in the nude and on cam.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-02 at 8:51 AM UTC in Fall break or whatever its calledFall break?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-01 at 10:53 PM UTC in My house is totally fuckedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-01 at 1:24 AM UTC in Going to the pulmonologist/critical care doctor today.
He repeatedly brushed of my valid concerns about a verified mass in my lung.
He put forth all his effort into fat shaming me and when I resisted he made me walk laps with a fat girl while I wore an O2 sensor.
I did an EKG which showed nothing and was told to go get another EKG at the hospital.
Today was a bust.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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