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2023-11-08 at 3:19 AM UTC in My exhaust broke again!Fuck the all of you backyard faggot mechanics.
I'm the one with a YouTube channel.
A bolt together eBay maybe will work would rip $500 out of my ass and there still is no guarantee I even have decent enough mounts left for those rubber doohickeys that hold the shit pipes.
A resonator, 2 mufflers and all the shit in-between can go get fucked cuz I paid some Charley to do it for me so I don't have to fight this one and can get back to trying to figure out how to plug in my Christmas lights.
God damn half you queers don't even have a bicycle yet you wanna argue with me about how a Saturn V rocket works.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-08 at 3:40 AM UTC in Im going to Torg Gaming Expo
Originally posted by aldra join the tournament and beat someone up over crash team racing
Last lan tournament I was in was back in 2006.
Upon arrival my team of 4 found we no longer wanted to be friends and we split into 2 separate teams. Team Fleshlight and Team FuckOFF.
I was on Team FuckOFF playing CS Source doing terrible but there was a rainbow on the horizon as the next team we were to face was made up of a couple losers and a guy with no hands and no legs. (I'm not fucking joking)
This chap had a pokey little bone sticking out of where his elbow should be and the other arm which was also gone around the elbow had a fucking pencil taped to his nub to poke keys.
I was about to "Terrorists Win" all over this disabled freak but 3 2 1 Go and he capped my ass over and over. He even T bagged me.
I was so fucking mad I went off to the bathroom to piss out all the bawls energy drinks I consumed when this fuck face comes rolling up in his wheelchair.
The bathroom door was propped open so he had no trouble getting in. I didn't speak to him at all.
I left the bathroom and closed the door effectively trapping him forever.
After that some really old creepy guy I didn't know took me and my friends to dairy queen for blizzards and then back to his house for some reason.
I dunno who he molested but it wasn't me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-06 at 8:32 PM UTC in Sick FonaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-02 at 8:36 PM UTC in Oil Change 🛢️🚗🔧😆
And I don't replace my oil drain plug gasket ever.
Old cars didn't even have such a thing.
The world is fucked!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-11-02 at 12:46 AM UTC in Sick FonaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-30 at 11:34 PM UTC in Sick FonaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-28 at 9:52 PM UTC in I'm going to a private, appointment only thrift storeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-26 at 8:36 PM UTC in I'm going to a private, appointment only thrift storeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-25 at 8:46 PM UTC in wow, who snitchedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-25 at 2:41 PM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die ServerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-25 at 2:55 PM UTC in Morning hallucinationsOP is a retard
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2023-10-25 at 6:10 PM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die ServerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-24 at 8:26 PM UTC in RIP Nina "Privacycunt" Newman
Originally posted by privacycunt Bill Krozby is an asshole and he likes fat bitches. I offered over thanksgiving when I was coming to texas to let him fuck me if he bought me 50 dollars worth of panties and he told me no. He's disgusting fat fucker
Originally posted by privacycunt yall need to leave Bill Krozby alone, he has a sexy penis and is very intelligent despite being kind of a derpadew, just leave him alone! IDIOTS!
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2023-10-24 at 3:07 PM UTC in Too tall/too short?some girls have giant pussies.
It's usually the smaller girls too.
Something about being tiny makes them want to stick huge things in themselves.
Probably.
and they are all whores...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-23 at 12:47 PM UTC in Pissing in Kafka's faceKafka is one of those people that has an opinion she thinks is fact and will argue forever that pigs fly just because she got on a plane once.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-21 at 12:11 PM UTC in My weekend of eekinDerp derp Fona here.
2day I got so much 2 do.
Brakes on my car. A kids birthday party at 3. I need to go to Sam's Club for shrimp.
eek gads how will I ever get it all done?
Well folxs, like Wellhung I start my day off with something black.
COFFEE
and for my next trick I give up and don't do anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-20 at 6:40 PM UTC in Canada's Last HopeThat guy in the video is right.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-18 at 1:21 AM UTC in Pay Day 3I'm having so much fun shooting women and robbing banks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-14 at 7:01 PM UTC in Liquidation Center Unboxing 10/14/23The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-15 at 1:08 PM UTC in CHATROOM NOWThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
