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Posts That Were Thanked by Fonaplats

  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost Fonaplats is 'banned' from the server for griefing our valued member and spawn builder bunnyelizabeth. I would rather keep someone that actually builds and doesn't go around breaking torches and wrecking things.


    Fucking Nazi faggot free Fonaplats fucking fascist badmin shitter kid
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  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Keep being mean to me Obbe and see what happens!

    Fuck you, it took a long time to plant those trees.

    I don't think I'm coming back.
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    He broke the portal!

    Oh god
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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat so like assembly at a line?

    He pulls parts of a plastic injection molding line and trims flash and stack parts.
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  5. Corona-chan African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Considering mt last deck was just a door flaying on some stacked up cinder blocks I feel pretty good about how far I have come.

    Nice desk
    Also 10/10 for rocking out a 4:3 monitor in 2020.
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You know it
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  8. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    I secretly4 make dialogue in my head between you and michelle while driving sometimes

    it keeps me reasonably entertained
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hey friends.
    I been lurking a lot more than posting recently and even then not a whole lot.
    It kinda got boring to me and almost turned into an ordeal whenever I posted.
    It was taking up too much time and while I do very much appreciate and read everybody's replies, I was just sorta running out of steam.
    I was going through a really stale and generally unpleasant time at work with the monotony of doing repetitive tasks 8 hours a day while super analyzing everything in sight cuz you dont have anything else to look at or pay attention too all day and then trying to pick apart every little problem while coming up with convoluted unrealistic ways to fix any and everything all while trying to micromanage the tasks at hand and although I am a pretty decent employee and person I apparently was trying to fill a void that doesn't need to be filled and trying to climb up a ladder that doesn't have rungs I finally kinda just had enough of hearing about everyone elses problems as no one was trying to do anything about it so I sorta asked for a raise but instead of talking about what an asset I am, instead I went on several unintelligible tangents about all sorts of random ass shit that just generally pisses me off but that doesn't matter and I need to just get over it and be grateful he offered me my scheduled 35 cent raise 2 months early.
    I called him out on a lot of stuff like how the bonuses are rigged to to look like incentives when in reality they are just risk management Technics to get people to work for even less money. I went on a big old long stupid ass rant.
    And it felt pretty good.
    I told him $12 wasn't going to keep me working there.
    He said he hoped it would and that he doesn't want to lose me.
    It doesn't pay the bills anymore and it doesn't look like it is ever going too.
    You get a raise for not how hard you work but how long you have worked there.
    There is no incentive to work harder or try to learn more.
    So it is really shitty when you try hard to help out and do extra when in reality my boss had to go to my supervisor and asked him what I even do all day before he came and offered me what he did.
    I mean I can't blame him.
    Just because I take out the trash sometimes doesn't mean I should get paid extra for it when no one asked me to do it in the first place.
    I probably knew this from the beginning but just wanted to make sure I had a source of income so I could stay drunk all the time, like the entire first year I worked there :/
    I dunno what my next paycheck could look like with that sweet raise but I think I kinda went over how far $350ish a week goes what with the rent being 475 and the electric being $150 and so on...
    Yeah, we went over that last night.
    Anyways...
    I was a little hurt but now I have a new drive to get on with my life and go make some big money doing something ???
    Not sure what yet but I know of several jobs around here you can make really good money but the downside is long days and mandatory overtime.
    I also know of a lot of good jobs where you really dont have to work so hard.
    The hardest part about any job is your first day and sometimes your last day.
    After that you just figure it out or you dont.
    Its not that hard, all you got to do is be nice to people and try just a little harder than the next guy so you dont get laid off, lol.
    I only want to work for 6 months out of the year so I think I will try and get on at one of these other places that pays a lot better and then just work half the year and be able to because I will just keep the same poor person lifestyle all while filling my time playing Runescape.
    Michelle says I am not allowed to but maybe Ill just pick up a newspaper route or something to keep her off my back about it.
    I might just shut up and keep working there until one of my parent's dies and leaves me some money.
    I might move to Ireland and marry a big beautiful man who will let me put a dog collar on him.
    Anyways, I got a lot to think about and I hope I am not going to find out I was a dick today when I wake up tomorrow.
    My mind is hard to keep up with on good days so when crummy ones happen I try to just wait a few days on things so I don't make impulsive decisions.
    I do like my job.
    I am just retarded and easily pressured.. "Hey Arnie, you should go in there so we can see what happens next"

    Came home and my neighbor left me $2 for using my washer and dryer last night even though I told him not to use it anymore (I just forgot to put the padlocks back on it)

    I am just a grumpy old man stuck in a young mans broken body trying to find random stuff to yell about.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    part of the spawn reclamation project is to restore the animal population and keep them on a Noahs Ark in an undisclosed location. Many thanks to the Candyrein Zoo for providing the pigs

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  11. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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  12. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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  13. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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  14. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  15. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    Instead of saying " i'm a pedo and find you attractive" they try to trick the child instead of being honest with them. Dishonestly is never a good thing.

    I go into chat rooms with a pedobear avatar and flirt with the young girls, saying "hey im a pedo you know you shouldn't be talking to me"

    and they say "i know. I want to be bad" and then send me naked pictures

    That's what being honest gets you in life.
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  16. https://vocaroo.com/4z6UekQxEKM

    https://niggasin.space/thread/50308
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  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Oh a billionaire I don't know just died doing something I could never afford to do.
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  18. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ZIGGY They take taxes out of my paycheck=theft

    Go register a business, and come next time you're supposed to hand in your hours, hand him an invoice. He'll appreciate it. Voids liability on him. Where I live, workers comp insurance isn't manditory for those who are self-employed. Thus if you work for yourself, you can charge him an extra five bucks an hour because now you're doing your own paperwork and you're working uninsured.
    Guess that may not work with a big corporation or via union. But if you're working for big corp for pennies where you need your tax back ASAP, fucking quit and go do something useful where you'll learn a skill for life. For unions the only thing they teach you is to throw a temper tantrum when you don't get paid enough instead of actually improving service or product to get paid more.

    *Edited couple times
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  19. Splam African Astronaut
    Not paying taxes is easy.
    You cannot pay taxes if you have no income.
    You have no income if you spent all your money on tools and materials for your business or on tools needed as an employee.
    I recommend everyone to register their own business and bill their employer that way.
    Buying your boss a coffee in the morning can be written off of your income.
    Not to mention I lose my 100$ hammer at least once a week. Theft is notorious on construction sites.
    Also I crashed my car which I bought to get to and from work, so that's all a loss of income.
    Remember that your tax return is money the gov't shouldn't have taken from you in the first place. Gov't deducting taxes on minimum wage jobs is a big slap in the face for people facing poverty who need their money ASAP, just to get it all returned at the end of the year when they end up in a giant drug binge for a month before going back to their old mcdonalds jobs.
    Car's been acting funny too, fuel consumption is up 200%

    Buy one of these. Thank me later.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you tied all the spaghetti noodles together this could be the longest thread on the internet.
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