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Fona 5-20-2020

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello and good morning.
    Hope everyone is off to a great start.
    Im being a lazy butt.
    I leave for work in 40 minutes and I still got to get my clothes out the dryer, take a shower, fix my lunch, eat breakfast, feed the cat, and so much more.
    Im going to just have to get back to this later.
    Right now I better get ready for work.
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I made it to work.
    My boss showed up early and sat outside my house for 7 minutes while i was putting away laundry.
    I had no idea he was out there.

    Also Chell had called me 3 times before i answered.

    To resolve this problem I will be turning my ringer on.
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Kitty is tearing up my clothes trying to play on me.
    My work shirt had a hole in it.
    And i did laundry today only to find 1 of my shirts in so stained it looks like i wore it to a bukake shoot.

    I do have new jeans on today that i picked up at Goodwill.

    They fit alright.
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    This crack head at work keeps bringing up my old drug dealer saying "I saw him today Drew. I told him all about you again."

    Seriously just go ahead and quit because now you're pissing me off.

    If he works with me today ill run him out the door.
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    did you move yet?
  6. #6
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Hey Fona when are you going to kill yourself for having such a boring life
  7. #7
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Kitty is tearing up my clothes trying to play on me.
    My work shirt had a hole in it.
    And i did laundry today only to find 1 of my shirts in so stained it looks like i wore it to a bukake shoot.

    I do have new jeans on today that i picked up at Goodwill.

    They fit alright.

    If you get another cat and they play together they'll learn when to not use their claws
  8. #8
    how is shell doing
  9. #9
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how is shell doing

    Busy having orgies with his black neighbors
  10. #10
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Busy having orgies with his black neighbors

    Huge trunk nose
  11. #11
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Hey Fona when are you going to kill yourself for having such a boring life

    t.
    someone who would literally starve to death if left on his own.
  12. #12
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Huge trunk nose

  13. #13
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Hey Fona when are you going to kill yourself for having such a boring life

    Don't talk to him like that.
  14. #14
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Fona needs some spice in his life
    He should travel to Japan and spend some time in Akiba chasing after neko maids and school girls
  15. #15
    What about shell? who will fuck her pussy while fona is out of the house?
  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Wariat did you move yet?

    My lease is not up until end of July.
    So no...



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how is shell doing

    She is doing good. I think we are just kinda killing a bunch of time.
    It sometimes feels like all we ever do is work.
    Our hours are different and do not allow us to see each other at all Monday through Friday.
    The only time we are together during the week one of us is always asleep.
    On the weekends we have great times together and really enjoy each others company.
    Makes it that much more sweet when the weekend finally comes because you you're about to spend it with your best friend.



    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Fona needs some spice in his life
    He should travel to Japan and spend some time in Akiba chasing after neko maids and school girls

    I remember old Hiki.
    The hiki that wasn't just an attention seeking whore trying to be edgy by talking about molesting children and acting like you think you're terrorist.
    Care to tell me what you're trying to get out of this?
    When the SS comes knockin' do you really wanna be discussing all this shit with the men in black while your mom is just sitting there looking at your big fucking rat nose and wondering where she went wrong?

    I have an idea!
    Why don't you stop acting like a hurt vengeful little bitch and start actively trying to make something out of yourself.
    Set goals and post about how it goes.
    Get a job.
    Move our of your mom's house.
    You're wasting your twenties if you are spending it drunk, broke and living with mom. Trust me on that.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #18
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy My lease is not up until end of July.
    So no…





    She is doing good. I think we are just kinda killing a bunch of time.
    It sometimes feels like all we ever do is work.
    Our hours are different and do not allow us to see each other at all Monday through Friday.
    The only time we are together during the week one of us is always asleep.
    On the weekends we have great times together and really enjoy each others company.
    Makes it that much more sweet when the weekend finally comes because you you're about to spend it with your best friend.





    I remember old Hiki.
    The hiki that wasn't just an attention seeking whore trying to be edgy by talking about molesting children and acting like you think you're terrorist.
    Care to tell me what you're trying to get out of this?
    When the SS comes knockin' do you really wanna be discussing all this shit with the men in black while your mom is just sitting there looking at your big fucking rat nose and wondering where she went wrong?

    I have an idea!
    Why don't you stop acting like a hurt vengeful little bitch and start actively trying to make something out of yourself.
    Set goals and post about how it goes.
    Get a job.
    Move our of your mom's house.
    You're wasting your twenties if you are spending it drunk, broke and living with mom. Trust me on that.

    Sorry I'm too drunk, to read that.
    Will get back,with you a week from now.
  19. #19
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got paid today.
    Kinda measly.
    It just motivates me to do myself 1 better.
    Went ahead and used almost all of it and transferred some money to pay the bills in June.
    Feels good knowing my half is taken care of.
    Wouldn't have been able to do it without the fact it is Chell's week to buy groceries.

    Welp, -sigh-
    it's about the time you guys.
    Time for bed.

    Ill talk to you all tomorrow when I make a post about getting my prescription of Pantoprazole (Protonix) filled.
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi

    Idk it kinda looks like a normal nose instead of your weird gonzo the clown nose you have. Your nose is probably bigger than your dick
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