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Fona 6-1-2020

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    https://niggasin.space/thread/54954?p=1#post-1100591
    https://niggasin.space/thread/54957

    Hello everyone.
    I am getting an early start to my thread as it is Monday and I know when I wake up I will be too full of dred over having to go to work to be able to think clear enough to post quality content.

    Lets start with the weather.

    In Dayton today it might be mostly sunny with a high of 76 degrees.

    Now onto the news.

    This is Fona-News with the lastest greatest brokest news stories.

    I was up on a chair in my kitchen changing a lightbulb when I looked over and saw a bunch of dirt all around where I store my cups and plates.
    I can not see this shelf from the ground but I can reach it and it is just where I set dishes and cups.
    Well anyways upon closer inspection it was a bunch of bug turds.
    I know it was bungs because I saw dead bugs too.
    Turns out there was a half eaten candy bar thrown up there and forgotten about.
    Maybe that is why I feel like shit all the time. Because I been eating bug shit.

    I brushed my teeth again.
    Chell ordered me some teeth whitening neurotoxins to help me get back my white smile.

    I checked my bank account and turns out I have been spending way more money than I make and its been going on forever.
    So basically I am not in a fantastic place to be financially right now but given my history it is still the best i have managed yet.

    I really enjoy having an abundance of things to surround myself with and call my own.
    I highly suggest everyone goes and gets a job so you can live like me and not end up like hiki.

    Tomorrow is either my brother's birthday or my grandpas.
    Hopefully I call the right one.

    For this week I would like to set some goals for myself.
    Setting goals is important because it gives you something to focus on and work toward and when you complete your goal you feel good inside.


    Goals for this week are as follows.
    Go to work everyday and not get fired.
    Do the dishes everyday so Chell doesn't come home and get mad that I left them in the sink.
    Grab a few boxes from work for when it comes time to move.
    Save some money so I can move.
    Play a lot of video games and eat pizzas all week.

    Basically I can't think of a whole lot right now.

    I like to think I am always right and I pretty much always have been but it is sometimes hard to get others to agree with me no matter how right about something I am.

    Can we play GTA5 online now?
    Or are we going to play Civ6?
  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Did u clean up the turd droppings u weirdo. What's happening
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  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I got masks for work through the drive thru pharmacy window yesterday but they handed Chell a box of smalls thinking they were prolly for her.
    Now i feel like someone is pulling my ears and holding a dinner napkin to my face.


  4. #4
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  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good morning everyone.
    Hope you are all doing well.

    Today is Monday and im not looking forward to it.
    Not looking forward to watching people at work acting like they are at a George Flyod protest.

    But then again I don't even want to be there.

    The pay i make is shit.
    I just read about how one of you guys makes $1600 a week.

    Hope people just leave me alone all day.
    Everyone is a bitch.
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  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im tired of barely affording a way of life and then having is disrupted too.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im tired of barely affording a way of life and then having is disrupted too.

    Stop worrying about material objects, all you need is food, shelter, clothing and the heart of a good woman.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    and the companionship of dogs and cats.
  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    One of my co-workers just called.
    He use to work with me in the manufacturing building but he moved across to the shipping building a few months ago.
    He seems to really like it and he gets a decent amount of over time.
    He told me if I want to go work with him that I just need to find a way to weasle myself out of the manufacturing building.
    Im not sure if that means I need to be nice to someone or cuss someone out...
    I guess if it is suppose to be a good thing then it shouldn't be that bad if I have t smile a little and say please a couple times.

    Do I want to switch to first shift and be at work everyday at 7am?
    Not really but I guess kinda.
    Once I get use to it, it will be nice having more time to spend with Chell.
    And it is summer now so Id get to avoid the hottest part of the day.
    I wouldn't be surrounded by scortching hot machines all day.

    Now excuse me as I have to go readjust my attitude or Im not going to be able to enjoy my day.
  10. #10
    Working with friends is always a bad idea.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Working with friends is always a bad idea.

    indeed. so is working with family.
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Good morning everyone.
    Hope you are all doing well.

    Today is Monday and im not looking forward to it.
    Not looking forward to watching people at work acting like they are at a George Flyod protest.

    But then again I don't even want to be there.

    The pay i make is shit.
    I just read about how one of you guys makes $1600 a week.

    Hope people just leave me alone all day.
    Everyone is a bitch.


    sounds like a horrible place to be.
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Working with friends is always a bad idea.

    He is a coworker already. I became friends with him at work.
  14. #14
    What you need to fix your life is 4 rashers of center cut bacon (cooked to crispy), 2 slices of toast (using Artisan bread), 1oz of grated cheese and a spoonful of Helman's mayonnaise.
  15. #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What you need to fix your life is 4 rashers of center cut bacon (cooked to crispy), 2 slices of toast (using Artisan bread), 1oz of grated cheese and a spoonful of Helman's mayonnaise.

    You should make a food vlog and show us how it's done.
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I am at work now.
    Not many people seem to be.
    Hopefully everyone didn't walk out before i got here.
  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I wanna get my week off to a good start.
    Imma go talk to the plant manager and see about switching to first shift.
    If he says yes then i can probably just slip out of working in manufacturing and go work in shipping and no one will even know.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I wanna get my week off to a good start.
    Imma go talk to the plant manager and see about switching to first shift.
    If he says yes then i can probably just slip out of working in manufacturing and go work in shipping and no one will even know.

    Asking your boss to change shifts when the work week has already started isn't getting it off to a good start...
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Asking your boss to change shifts when the work week has already started isn't getting it off to a good start…

    screws up the entire schedule.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny screws up the entire schedule.

    Exactly, damn grunts only thinking of themselves all the time.
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