I was sending money to my cousin in itali (bet you guys didn't know I'm part italian) and i have was having a problem with my bank so I went outside to puff on my juul and drink a kombucha and this guy told me if I mind him breaking into the machine. I told him I don't give a fuck how do you do it? And he said he just kicks it.. and he kicked it and I heard all of these quarters fall onto the ground and I was like man thats crazy. I started telling him how I got some gutamelens in jail 12 years ago to beat up the whyte hick from beefa tx, he blew up a soda machine with a homemade pipe bomb and the pigs arrested him, he was so giddy it was his last day and this nigga when we were working in the kitched was flicking water on me with a spoon and I ingored it but he just kept laughing at me saying in a dumb voice "what are you gonna do about it?! It's my last day!" So I just dumped my tumblr of water over his head and all the nigs starting go wild laughing saying "this gon'ts cold as fuck with a cup of water" and the hick was so embarassed he went to the door where they had the clothes to change.. and it was locked so he just ran into the door and made the nigs laugh even louder. It's funny now.. but at the time I was super pissed and legit had an adrenaline rush because I was about to destroy this guy infront of everyone, luckily I didn't have to do it phsyically just mentally.. when we went back to our pods I spoke thru the hole in the wall and told the guatemalans that he's calling you all a bunch of mexican nutter butters.. I laid on my bunk watching them shove him into the bathroom to talk to him.. his last day was his fuck day
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lol, first time I've heard of these. clever too - they plug in as a regular USB device and use the 5v to charge a bunch of high-voltage capacitors... when they're full it dumps 220v back on the power line
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i got a pretty big chunk of my laundry done i'm cleaning my apartment because the management is coming tuesday someone had a 'pest' problem and now they're checking all apartments to make sure the rest of us don't have bugs
good job on the washer
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Those are all people who weren't "mean" to him.
more like they're the only cool and chill down to earth people here and the only ones interesting enough to actually remember the rest of you are vomit and diarrhea
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So I met this cute gal in the metaverse and she decided to come visit me in the place I'm staying at We're playing GTA 2 right now while drinking steel reserve She's been hinting at wanting to make sex but I'm not sure I'm ready to take our relationship that far just yet ....
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