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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    traps are currently powered by a generator, gotta top up petrol every now and then but it should be pretty efficient because they only t ujrn on when the motion detector fires off
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah I'd be down for that

    set blood moon to every 14 days instead of 7 but crank the zombie count up to compensate
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    yellow controls sirens, they'll go off if motion sensors see BAD THING
    blue will control electric fences later
    red controls blades at the front door. at the moment if it's on, a motion sensor at the gate turns on spinning blades fore 30 seconds if a BAD THING approaches it
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol fleeing in a vehicle probably not the best idea but a few times I have had to HOOF it because I know the fuckers are gonna stop me and I ain't doing nothing (I can already here the cops voice "SO WHY DID YOU RUN")

    Because hearing a police officer say anything makes me not want to live anymore they are annoying retards SER SER SER PLEASE STAY THERE WE AREN'T DONE YET, well I am motherfucker! gonna go hide in this bush PEACE
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    day 6


    loads of spikes on the workbench to set up for tomorrow's whorde
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Server IP: us13.supercraft.host
    Port: 54270
    Password: g68ONJxpkA4P
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Damn you have no compassion for other human beings just because they don't have a home and are trying to live their own life in your greater vacinity.
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  8. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Get a few of them to fight over some fent and post it online.
    Bumfights 2.0
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  9. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Stop bothering other people.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would have sex with a train

    EDIT fona's video

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  11. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    No idea but I do like your videos keep up the good work.
    Just wondering how long does it take you to make a vid and upload it?
    Back about 8 years ago I uploaded a vid so my family could see a vacation beach me and the wife went to and it took Forever!
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  12. Originally posted by Lodger Free Tell friends to tell friends to tell friends. Etc

    So 17 subs.
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  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol I have MANY friends like this.

    Brain surgeon from totse I grew up with and was my best friend from like age 7 to 20's.

    When I went to jail I kinda made the decision that when I get out im deleting all my social media and not gonna talk to a lot of my old friends.

    I'm soooo glad I did that.



    I don't have any bad feelings for these people but I just didn't want to be a part of the junky life anymore fr.

    Once i started focusing on myself and basically stopped using hard drugs, life got 1000% easier. And money just accumulates a lot faster!

    Now I have cars/houses/computers/money.

    Most of my good friends are still struggling with heroin and I just don't want to be a part of that anymore. It's been working out pretty good. It's a struggle sometimes tho
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  14. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I subbed and subscribed.
    Fona +1 for you.
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  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    subbed but didnt watch yet
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  16. Always hit the snout when a pitbull locks on to your vagina.
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  17. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Step kids dogs latched on and viciously tore out my girlfriends pussy.
    Hopefully they can reconstruct it.

    Later that day

    (Unnamed) "Fona’s girlfriend , excon. A woman barely able to climax."

    (Dr. Jack Kevorkian ) "Gentlemen, we can rebuild her pussy. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic pussy. Fona’s girlfriend will have that pussy. Wetter than she was before. Better -- stronger -- faster."
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you look like you cut your facial hair with safety scizzors
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    i subbed off 3 accounts.
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's because she was on or finishing her period
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