On my way home one night I stopped at a hot bar to have a drink. I sat at the bar in my suit and just wanted to u wind. A fellow on the other end of the bar started talking to me. I politely told him I had had a long day and wasn't in the mood to socialize. The guy, also in a suit, would not give up. Then he moved to sit beside me and I said again that I had no desire to chat with him. I tried to ignore him but he just kept talking. I was about to leave when this big long haired biker in his leathers came from the other side of the bar and put his arm around me and said to the suit…. “My wife would like to be left alone so please F. Off.” The guy practically jumped off his stool! The biker sat down, I bought him a beer and he walked me to my car. Nice guy.
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just saw a 16 year old walking down the street alone . i think i will follow her home and then kick her door in and violently rape and murder her like luciano duid tyome
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Say who ur impersonating ( ONLY IN GOOD HUMOR , no attacks just joking around ) and then like, LARP as them and say something like ur them heres an example;
Slaynk / Mashlehash: "I SPENT THE DAY STARING AT A MOLECULE MAN YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE IT"
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Originally posted by mmQ
What if you're Ken Plante, the boy who was viciously anally knife-raped by Dolly when he was just 8 years old? Would he have a good time at DOLLYWOOD?
Sure would cause I too have been anally knife raped by Dolly and I forgot all about it as soon as I rode Daredevil Falls, watched Dolly Parton’s Stampede, and got some some dippin dots.
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Used phone? You should perform a forensic data analysis on it. I'll walk you through some of the basics if you'd like. Maye you will find something of interest/value.
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I went on a boat ride last night with my buddy and his q tip who just bought a cabin in mn. We drank beers n sat around. Today i went to work then took a big shit and left the fan off and the door closed so the next person will puke I left work early like i do almost every friday. Was going to go golfing with some friends but i opted out. Going to drive about 45 min away to pick up a door for my dads truck. Its got rust on the bottom. Trying to decide if i should cut the section out and replace or just paint the whole door and put it on. Might go tear up some trails on the rzr's tonight. Night rips are the goodest
Whats your weekend plans
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by Rape Monster
When the dishwasher explodes in use and sends water shooting all over the house just flex seal it until it works again
Duh. Fona knows this
Won't happen though..he checked the psi rating don't worry
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