AngryOnion
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
I make enough money now I dont have to save for stuff.
Save Save Save. Live below your means and save more. Old age creeps up on you and the more money you have the better off you are. Before you know it Fona your going to be 50 years old saying WTF? happened??? I'm telling you it happens FAST. Before you know it your girlfriends kid is going to have a kid and you are going to say WTF??
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by RIPtotse
One time a groundhog got stuck in my garden and my dad had all these bricks around the garden so he started picking them up frantically and chucking them at the groundhog missing terribly and destroying the garden more in the process
So i saw this happening and ran into the garage and grabbed an aluminum baseball bat and beat the thing to death caveman style.
Was awesome
Also theres one living under the bando next door atm, ive shot it at least 10 times with my old pellet gun lol. Got to hit it in the eye or something. Its huge
when I was 6 maybe 5 we went to NJ to see my aunt, they had a telescope that I was playing with in the back yard, all the houses were in a row for ever and tall grass behind the mowed back yards, I saw ground hogs 25 houses down the open back yards, I watched till one went between the houses and I took off running towards it,, I got there and saw a garden hose laying out so I grabbed it and attacked the ground hog dazing it enough to grab it by the scruff of the neck and then ran back to my aunts house, I brought it inside and woke everyone up showing it off, by then it had recovered from the beating and was getting pissed the fuck off by all the adults freaking out over my deed. I took it outside and let it go before it broke free from my grasp .. I really shook them up.
good times
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
All I want is something to focus on outside of work and I've got something in mind that may be a start.
Every journey begins with that first step. You're obviously quite handy when it comes to fixing and repairing and appear to enjoy it...You hate most of the jobs you've had or don't feel fulfilled by them...so then perhaps think longer term while you're still young and down the road opening your own Handyman business.
If that's what you like doing get some experience doing that...sure the money might be less at first but again...long term you'd be doing something you like and working towards your own business.
10yrs from now you might have a van with "Fona's fix it all" on the side...building/plumbing/decorating.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I was losing oil in my tacoma,, come to find out it was suffering from 20,000 miles without a change and the enhancement was stuffed and it was pushing oil out everywhere till I changed it then it stopped leaking out everywhere.
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Originally posted by AngryOnion
Why do you waste money on stupid shit? You need to save money any way you can then spend with restraint.
Hashtag yolo, ANGRY ONION.
some of our money just likes to burn a hole in our proverbial pockets nawmeen? short hair don't care live like there's no tomorrow no ragrets life is too $hort playa
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I was riddled with cancer in 2009, and begged a doctor for pain relief, and she just said no.
It was illegal for someone with cancer to have pain relief.
I later reported her to the Irish medical council, they didn't give a fuck. She apologised, they took her side, no one cared about my suffering/torture, my mis-diagnosis, or my being cheated out of money by a con artist.
Think about that shit if you ever think Doctors are "good", even for a second.
One of my neighbours was told by my GP that he was a grand big healthy man, while riddled with stage 4 cancer, from which he later died.
His wife had some choice words for that vicious, evil, leprecaun cunt. I sucked up to her for prescriptions, like everyone else, but an evil bitch.
My honest opinion is all prescription writing doctors should be zip tied to logs and burned. Slowly. The world would be a better place.
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Another flat tire at lunchtime, different wheel, 2nd in 2 weeks...took it to my double-best-mate-young-fella-me-lad-son-of-a-bitch-used-tire- guy around the corner who fixed it for free because I'm such a good consumer of his used tires...still a good 10,000 miles of tread on it so didn't bother buying a new (used) one.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I only owe 500 for work Ins. 600 for car ins and fall and spring taxes for the property and I'll be covered till next july on all bills except electric and internet
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Originally posted by Bradley
I'm probably not going to have children unless I accidentally one.
Fonaplats' life is kinda pathetic from any perspective except his.
He took upon the worst parts of being a parent: -Paying for it and everything it needs -Having to share housing with a minor -Baby sitting/paying for childcare -Having an annoying baby around. -Stretched out pussy & stretch marks.
With none of the perks of being a parent: -The child will not take care of him because he's never going to be actually family to the child. -The child will not credit any of it's success to him. -Not his child.
But folks, Fonaplats is not a simple man, he makes this huge sacrifice so he can cum in this beautiful dumpster and some other man's child.
Fona your life is exceptionally sad.
I wouldn't raise someone elses kid, give some bitch my car, pay for everything with my factory job, you know why? Because I value you myself and wouldn't trade half of my income for some beat pussy from a hoe with a fucked up jaw.
Your Mileage May Very.
You spend a lot of time thinking and commenting on another dudes life choices. Put that energy into something more productive (not so) young man.
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