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  1. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung i doubt anyone cares, frankly.

    Fona isn't you, plenty of people care.
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  2. WellHung Black Hole
    i doubt anyone cares, frankly.
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  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I have having a rough day because I hear voice, in fact I am right now, but yesterday they were really bothering me basically all day to the point where it was really bad, I was doing some really bizarre stuff. I was like fuck this because the stuff I was being told was really evil.

    I was like fuck this I need a brew and went to the store and saw my neighbor and ent up hanging with him and told him what was going on and he said its all good man, I understand what you're going through and we talked about it for awhile and watched a documentry and he wanted to go by cigs but I refused to get in his car and said man lets just walk, its techinically larceny if I get in your car with the circumstances and I was like the voices are telling me I'm in trouble and need to put my arms in the air take off my shoes but I don't want to but you just go to walgreens and we'll chill when you get back and maybe this will all be solved. He comes back like 15 minutes later and I have my pants off just in boxer briefs and my tank top. And he was like what the fuck you have got to be fucking with me now, this isn't fucking funny. And I said "Hey lady shut up" and he said "Don't call me a lady" and I said I wasn't talking to you I was talking to this lady that wont shut up so I can hear you"

    he fucking instantly got mad and slugged me really hard in the arm.. i mean it didn't hurt, I'm sore today and I was like back the fuck off don't touch me again and he started walking away almost with like tears in his eyes and turned around and through a budweiser at me that I refused to drink because its open container, despite me drinking in public all the time. I dodged it pretty well.

    But anyways he walked off looking like he was about to cry and I felt bad but I'm in some kind of trouble and the voice told me to now take off the shirt, and take off the underwear. And I was like dawg.. I can't do that, thats illegal.. and 45th is a busy street even this late at night.. and he said well then we're going to come shoot you, we can see you but you can't see us..

    and so I did it, standing skinny butt naked with my hands in the air.. and I saw two coppers in svus' and they didn't even see me because I was trying to be modest by standing behind a car away from the street but I turned at the waist and wavved my hands and turned back.. just stand there with two coppers and there head lights on my ass with my hands in the air.

    One of the coppers was hott af.. the other was just a fag. And they were like whats going on here... and I told them I hear voices and have had a rough day and was told to do this or ill be shot for being crazy.

    And explaining it ass naked. And she eventually was like sir you can put your clothes on.. and I said If I do.. you promise not to kill me.. and I had to explain to them that I have bipolar and hear voices but I'm cool now so thanks fuys..

    and she was like weeeeeel its fine, you're not in trouble for this but I technically have to take you to the hospital.. you have options you can go voluntarily.. or I can take you in cuffs. so I went with out the cuffs.

    All I did was go to sleep and the doctor woke me up to interview me and I was completely normal but he have some questions about the nudity in public part.. but he was like youre cool you can go and they gave me a voucher for a taxi home
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  4. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready honestly, CNN has muliple times conveyed incitement and hate on Caucasians and Whites. not all whites come from caucasian mountain regions. druids or celts are just fair skin yet not related to Germanic high or low, and may be related to slavics. Ethnic Whites.

    regardless, CNN should be held accountable and lose their press passes, and also should be pointed out that theyre listed as an Entertainment Group and not an actual nor traditional News Agency.

    I wish the FCC would close them down for good.



    Sounds like free speech to me
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  5. Bradley Black Hole

    2014 volkswagen passat 0 60

    There's some art nigga
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    ^My Tabby cat playing with a spring.

    this should be the winner
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  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    ^My Tabby cat playing with a spring.
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  8. Bradley Black Hole
    BradleyB successful alcoholic merchant with promising rap career, no children, 8 inch penis, experience knife fighting, experience in fighting, possible affiliation with groups for the betterment of society, White, male, smart, I'm 27. Strong Germanic Features. LGBTQ+ Friendly.



    Scrontum, Ghost, Other Names???, unsuccessful polydrug addict with no career or fall back, average size penis, limited fighting experience (mostly losing, and getting over it), White, male, smart, I think he's 25. Strong Ratlike facial features (If you were a girl you'd wanna date him), LGBTQ+ UNFRIENDLY.



    Both 420 friendly.

    We might be related.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfF_0tyxthM

    Don't u wanna see me in the remake?
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  9. Originally posted by Fonaplats I didnt wanna mess up my perfect attendance

    eh? Haven't you only been there for like a month?
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  10. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost i play mario and talk to myself

    dude if i lived with HTS I would hang out with her 24/7 and get her in good ass shape and work her out bro you have like so many oppportunities and you're just sleepin on it
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  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Portal trap is the biggest loser of the month because for over a week now I have harassed him and the misters trying to get their address.
    I tried really hard to be nice and friendly reiterating how I love both of them and just wanted to do something nice but all I got back was shitted on.
    I was called a CRAZY.
    Had either of them just gave me their address I would have sent them a Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust 3 Topping pizza.
    Fucking weirdos.
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  12. Blind man walks into the fishing guild like "Good morning ladies"
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  13. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Yes it comes with a CPU cooler provided by AMD in the same box. ... The Ryzen 5 5600x comes with a Wraith Stealth air cooler.
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  14. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    make Cell Towers more efficient. MAST ShOOTINGS

    SHOOTING FROM THE CELL TOWER´S MAST GET IT?

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  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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  16. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I used to play unreal tournament online and my screen name was "FOOTLONGPOOP"
    So when I killed someone it would "you were killed by footlong poop.
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  17. Ghost Black Hole
    two free ounces
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  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I started the day with mystic punch then transitioned to big bazooka and now I'm smokin gorilla glue
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  19. Those look like the kind of shoes a democrat would wear at some gay or fat acceptance rally.
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  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    its a Mac bro u failed in the 1st decision u made by buying that
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