Hey everyone longtime local fuck up BradleyB. I haven't had a drink in 31 days and I Don't feel very thirsty anymore. I've had a lot of sober time on my hands.
I started a company similar to the state fair or like carnivals where you can buy sweet corn that someone grilled & dip it in da butter and then u got ur good ass seasonings right.
I titled my business Corn on the Curb and I have a sliding price scale just like the doctors office where if I don't like you it's 5$ and if I know you it's 2 for 5. Don't want 2 alright 3$ but don't tell nobody.
So I don't actually gril the corn, I just microwave that shit. And I got this wagon I jacked from some apartment complex like half mile away and spraypainted yellow and wrote CORN ON THE CURB on both sides, so we got a bucket full of feed corn (I pay like 15 cents a cob nigga), my boy found the microwave and it's old as fuck and dirty so I put a yellow sheet over it with the salt and seasonings and pepper lol so it looks real nicde.
I tried to cut costs at every level of production. So we got the stolen red ryder wagon (WHich I call the Corn Cab) and I don't have an external power bank strong enough for a microwave, so I just plug it into my former store I managed and sell to everyone who knows me. Instead of butter I use the cheapest margarin I could find cut with a little bit of this crisco, but it's more like lard. I got a fatass bag of salt but I put it into all the salt shakers and spice containers I could find, and then I also got spicy seasonins incase ur one of them mexicans from cuba we got a lot of. So basically we got dirty microwave my friend found, 1 night of perfecting the corn cab, I unplugged an extension cord from a construction site so they don't know I"m stealing their power and a sign that says
"CORN ON THE CURB" on some yellow cardboard and i shit you not.
I got like 80$ in two hours a couple days ago on my first day (I do this in the afternoon like right now except the owners there so i didn't go out today) and i'm thinking about expanding into other areas of the ghetto.
For lil kids we do the "Korny Kid Special" which is 1/2 cob kids eat free with paying adult.
So my total investment was the block of salt (15$ on the livestock salt like huge ass cube of salt), 10$ in feed corn on the cob still in the skin, and the grease was like 15$ from the mexican store for the biggest , cheapest jug they had.
Remember you can't be in the red if you don't spend that much and break even within 90 minutes of your grand opening.
Oh and I did buy 5lb of sugar which was 15$ as well or some shit.
I also put a big letter A (not with anything about the food board, but the same color, I just went online and took the food inspector page businesses that serve food have to post, cut the names and text out of it and so i just have a letter A and the date says last month lol I have it taped to the microwave.f
I take the feed corn, inspect it for bugs and dirt and then soak it for 6 hours in sugar water, I just throw them in a bucket and go to school then when someone orders I act like i'm getting everything prepared for them and i'm talking and i just hit start ont he microwavfe for 140 seconds.
second day it rained on my way there and i was kinda pissed, the third day I got about 50-60 bucks which was a wednesday. And today i'm fucked cuz that fat paki piece of shit that owns the place and doens't let honest, hard working managers who use fake names keep employment there.
So toorrow I'mma go outside the liquor store and sell it. I'm thinking about offering popcorn if I can find away to boil oil and pop dried corn kernels the feed store also sells. and just put the same lard and sugar on that shit too.
Bro people love some random ass white guy with the corncab sitting outside a business they got fired from for committing light identity theft with their dead friends name, who quit drinking and is now selling corn on the curb telling people he also accepts weed as payment.
Like kr0z dogs but way more ghetto, less friendly, I got a machete in the wagon, and noone knows the inside of the microwave is the same color as them.
Discuss.
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I wanna play Power Stone 2.
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[the staring tame crusher]
I got gifted an original nintendo dsi (xl) yesterday but it's only really got the brain train games so I've gone down a massive old games rabbit hole and ordered mario kart ds and the mario 64 remake that they did and I'm just getting giddy thinking about it...
Almost tempted to buy a n64 and other stuff...
Also started looking at modded psvitas and they seem pretty good for £200 with all the emulators....be good to play resident evil 3 handheld...ahahah
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2023-10-12 at 1:46 AM UTC
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I miss Hiki
He has been overtaken by his diaper fetish and now sits in a BOX with a crt taped in front of his head, nintendo
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2023-10-12 at 1:16 AM UTC
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damm kingoffrogs
IMAGINE TAKING THE MAKEUP OFF THEM AND THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THIS
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2023-10-10 at 10:42 AM UTC
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Israel sucks jedis suck
Tomorrow the exact people who are jumping up and down in orgiastic excitement about exterminating "terrorists" (native people defending their homes) will be cheerleading Europeans being marginalised and replaced.
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I witnessed fona do multiple crimes then he took me back to his trailer and offered me a wine cooler
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2023-10-03 at 5:56 PM UTC
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Now my WIFE is very sick 🤢
Get well soon Mrs. Steele!
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Originally posted by Kawkasian
That's fine if you like that kind of thing, just not my cup of tea.
ETA: I did note performance seemed crappy too and my PC is no slouch.
Ryzen 5 5600x, 32gb ram, RTX 3060TI
If you're dropping frames something's fucky with your hardware, you should be able to run it just fine. If there's a delay between taking an action and it having an effect, that's probably network latency. Loading is slow and shitty no matter what you do because of bad programming, nothing to be done about that
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Candy Rein dipped out shortly after this thread was posted. Like the coward she is ...now she's hiding behind her alts, in order to post as one of "the guys". Lol what a typical pathetic woman..
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2023-10-02 at 12:47 PM UTC
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I'm very sick 🤢
Aw, Fona! Get some rest sweetheart, take it easy!
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
All I did was ask if she would pay back her loans.
I provided proof of loans and ownership.
It's all easily verifiable.
Instead of replying "I am paying them back" or something similar she chose to attack me based on false claims while giving no evidence.
Sorry ai pointed out that you committed a felony and are a POS typical nigger.
Its totally true. Tara has always lived in Danville and that was her address back when we were on DH. I'm shocked she had the balls to go through with it,. honestly. As far as the typical negro goes, she's a goody two shoes,. by comparison.
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Lol you're so butt hurt I called you out for making the world a shitty place. Typical nigger woman. Have a good day you fraud.
Typical negro is right
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Originally posted by CandyRein
You are lying ..I don’t have any form of a loan out
You can’t get over me ..thinking about me instead of the bitch next to you at 1am
Desperate azz clown
Lol you're such a parasite .and you give me shit for stealing food. 🙄
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Originally posted by Fox
It’s jerkin something else too
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2023-09-28 at 7:52 PM UTC
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Biden Impeachment Inquiry
I hope that nigger chokes on his ice cream
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2023-09-26 at 10:46 PM UTC
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Just took 450MG bundy
Originally posted by Meikai
https://bundy.tripsit.me/calculator
According to this calculator (not the one I used to use), at 180lbs you'd actually want 1200mg for 4th? Fuck me. I used to do 900mg and be off my shit. 600mg should get you a solid 3rd though, which I always liked da most.
EDIT: I really wish lanny wouldn't fucking enhancement in URLs, but whatever.
Thanks man, I'm doing 600
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So most of you probably noticed the majority of embedded youtube videos failed to load. This is apparently because we were disabling referrer strings being sent to YT and it threw a hissyfit about not being able to spy on users for most its videos.
Essentially your browser (with this website's blessing) will now disclose that embedded videos are being viewed from "niggasin.space" (but will not specify the specific page, or anything about your identity on this site) to youtube when you view a video. If you're logged into a google account in your browser, google can correlate this request with your google account (potentially a problem if you're logged into your employer's gsuite shit). If you aren't comfortable with the security implication here, there is a "Enable videos embedded in posts" setting which you can find on your profile page. If you turn this off, "embedded" videos will be rendered as a simple link which won't disclose this information unless clicked, and even then your browser's referrer settings can alter the behavior.
Which is kind of a bitch move on YT's part but w/e, at least now embedded videos work again if you want them to.
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2023-09-23 at 2:05 PM UTC
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Women-only depression thread
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2023-09-23 at 2:02 PM UTC
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Women-only depression thread
aldra
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lanny please move this thread to the kitchen
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