2017-10-01 at 4:21 AM UTC
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Zok returning
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2017-10-01 at 4:19 AM UTC
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Zok returning
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I fought wires repeatedly in M&A. Quite the monster, that one.
Heard she killed a baby with her bare womb.
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2017-10-01 at 2:41 AM UTC
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Zok returning
It would be more like that scene in Con Air when they push the corpse out of the plane and it lands on someone's windshield and stops traffic
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2017-10-01 at 2:21 AM UTC
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Alcohol is a God Tier Drug
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by mashlehash
No I don't.
You know this. It's just your mild condition telling you otherwise.
Don't you have any goats to impersonate somewhere?
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IT DOESNT REALLY MATTERRRRRRRRRR
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2017-09-30 at 6:56 PM UTC
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Ban scron forever
Originally posted by mashlehash
That nigga straight camouflaged gay
he's so gay that when the army told him to blow up a jeep he burnt his lips on the exhaust.
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ive been freestyle wheelchairing since I was a todd
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I did. I did too.
Since you didn't ask, here's the first gif i ever posted on zoklet
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CLICKBAIT HE DOESNT LOSE A TOOTH
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2017-09-29 at 2:53 AM UTC
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An Option To Mask The Forum
"Pssst. Stacy. You're not gonna believe this. I casually took a peek over SBT's shoulder to see what he's always looking at on his phone, and get this. *lowers voice to whisper* He was on a website called Niggers In Space. What the absolute fuck?!"
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everytime im in the street i hear YACHT YACHT YACHT
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
I always knew you were our lord and saviour. I accepted you into my heart long ago.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Now all that remains is to accept you into my ass
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Originally posted by doom
whats a ip address
The address you pee at
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What if I've been an alt this whole time and didn't even know it?
What if I exist but only as a figment of mmQ's imagination? A dream trapped within a mind, conjured up as a cruel joke of creation to exist in a world constructed entirely from his imagination.
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Cuz they r usually made in China with junk components, small wire, shoddy workmanship, and with no regard for your safety.
Then before u know it §m£ÂgØL is at hydros house plugging 5 of them into each other like extension cords so he can run both of her halal microwave ovens at once and he put an extension cord off one to power up his space heater and run the window air conditioner in the chicken coop.
Next thing u know the power strips are melting like a stick of butter and §m£ÂgØL fell asleep
Well what do u think happens next
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Originally posted by HTS
How do I violently put potatoes in water? Do I have to be menacing, or just use an unnecessary amount of force?
Raise them high above your head and unleash your inner woman downwards.
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"I'm PLOWING this new girl, man you gotta check her out that pussy is tiiiight yo, and get this, she's a miner!"
"..What? A minor? You're proud of this why??"
"Yeah man that's fuckin rare!I bagged me a female miner! And aside from being gorgeous as the moonlight she can ride a cock like a featherweight champion, my man. Tiny little thing, a goddamn MINER!"
"Get out of my house Chuck."
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Jeepers creepers now that's a goddamn SNATCH if I've ever seen one m8.
Very quaint how so many kids find their first discarded porn stashes in ditches and wooded areas, at least that's where I found mine. Then the hunt was on and it was easy to score the occasional jackpot by searching the paper recycling dumpsters.
Penthouse and playboy got old quick and it became a token of pride to discover the rares- your 'Swank' or 'Celebrity Skin.' Hustler was always a high-five worthy score too.
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2017-09-26 at 5:58 PM UTC
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how to be more of a coughgel
Originally posted by mashlehash
Sometimes I'm in the bathroom, trapped in my own fumes and I'm wondering if I'm getting high off of them
Relatable. Sometimes you get those off batches that you swear if someone else were there they'd assume you died and were decomposing into the toilet. But yet, to you, there's an odd satisfaction the putrid scent encompassing you.
*Takes deep, deep breaths, smiles crookedly, passes out*
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