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Posts That Were Thanked by mashlehash

  1. Originally posted by mashlehash Hey IWD
























    Eminem Sucks

    I think the whole thing he did recently involving the topic of Donald Trump was gay as absolute fuck.

    "Revival" was a massive letdown as well. Although there are some bits and pieces of it that I appreciate... even immensely.

    Good to see you too. I was actually thinking about you the other day while defecating... after doing a respectable amount of opiates for about 4 days straight. That's actually what got me thinking about registering here. You're the shit.
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  2. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Don't lie, you got beat up and had that shit taken from you by force by some 12 year olds.
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  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I never told anyone this before, but one time I ate a really excessive amount of nuts and it caused me gastrointestinal issues. I was a block away from home late at night, fortunately with very few cars around, and had to squat down and shit in front of the fence if an apartment complex, which was right by a sidewalk, and wipe with leaves. Sometime during it a person may have said, “Taking a shit, bro?”. Fortunately they didn’t do anything else. Having them drive up to film and chase me would be a nightmare. Right after I finished laying the first huge mound, which nearly came to my ass, I suddenly had a strong urge again and had to lay a second.

    Some time later I walked by and they had been removed, but there were still the marks on the sidewalk.

    I wonder how people reacted and who cleaned it up. I think an old Asian guy who gardened may have lived in the apartment I shit in front of.
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  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    SHOCKING! well...not really..

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  5. ^ mash
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  6. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Speaking of getting dumped by hookers I watched Tort get shut down by hooker after hooker for hours one night when he was high on meth.
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  7. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Fun fact: In the Bible people got so demented they burned their children as sacrifices to the pagan god Moloch. There was an idol of him with outstretched arms that were heated, so that when a child was placed in them they would slowly burn to death. Large drums were used to drown out the agonizing screams.

    Apparently Cathage would roast kids as sacrifice to their Gods as well. The mother's had to watch, and not shed a single teaf, lest they anger the God and invalidate the entire ritual.
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  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    op wud suc a pill out another man booty
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    *rams a dildo up mash's asshole and runs away*
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  10. Originally posted by mashlehash I do not have worms

    I do not have tapeworm, I do notttt! Oh Hello, Mark!

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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she went to the pinback show and after a month she finally came over and suck my cock. she she she wanted to leave and I told her no and made her suck my dick. then she left, she said i was disrespectufl becuaseu i opennedk] up the door with my pants off.

    Quoted. Reporting to the austin police department now.
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  12. Originally posted by mashlehash Psh I'll steal your couch.

    Damn I just realized.. you'll never buy a couch of your own.
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  13. bling bling Dark Matter
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  14. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Whoo boy, antipsychotics. I have em, I hate em.
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  15. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by BRiCK HTS, are you the same lighter boy from all those years ago?

    The one and only. 😎

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  16. Originally posted by RestStop I would bury my dick so far up her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur.

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  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    then i pore it down ur mums throat
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  18. bling bling Dark Matter
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by HTS I wear clothes that look good on me because I understand that my no-hip, no-ass having… ass… can't pull off a lot of the things I'd love to wear. Hoodies and pajama pants cover up all the hard angles, which is the most I can hope for. As far as styles go it's pretty unisex too. I ain't rocking anything exclusively male.

    Also I am too on hormones, you facking vile transphobic piece of shit. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. >:(

    SICK FREAK!
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash So I fucked this pussy

    Oooh look at me

    I got a wutang longslevee so I think the boo likes me

    Yeah, put on the red spice

    he's standing there like a woman just wearing a t-shirt and no panties like a woman
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