I think I have Cancer in the ass

1. 2018-01-22 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I keep feeling this..THING at the bottom of my spine moving around
   
   Should I just kick the stool?
2. 2018-01-22 at 1:22 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
3. 2018-01-22 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I keep feeling this..THING at the bottom of my spine moving around
   
   Should I just kick the stool?

   
   tell him to pull out and not go so deep
4. 2018-01-22 at 1:24 AM UTC

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   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Tapeworm
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2018-01-22 at 1:25 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I think I'm going to get a scan...for my brain...
6. 2018-01-22 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
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7. 2018-01-22 at 3:29 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
8. 2018-01-22 at 3:33 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by HTS D E L U S I O N A L
   P A R A S I T O S I S

   
   Define please and thank you.
9. 2018-01-22 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sounds... "bad" ass.
10. 2018-01-22 at 6:09 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Take a dog worming pill.
11. 2018-01-22 at 7:53 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Vizier Tapeworm

    
    Agreed.
12. 2018-01-22 at 2:10 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I do not have worms
13. 2018-01-22 at 2:11 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I do not have worms

    
    It's not worms, plural. It's worm, in the singular. A 5-foot-long tapeworm is what you have.
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    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2018-01-22 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not worms, plural. It's worm, in the singular. A 5-foot-long tapeworm is what you have.

    
    Don't you try that with me.
15. 2018-01-22 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The patient, whose identity has not been revealed, told the doctor that during a bout of bloody diarrhoea he looked down and thought a piece of his intestine was hanging from his behind.
    
    When the man pulled on it and it kept coming out, he realized it was moving and must be a worm.
    
    This was marginally better, Banh said, than “if you think you’re dying because your entrails are shooting out of your bottom”.
    
    sauce: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/20/california-sushi-tapeworm-fresno-doctor-salmon
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    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2018-01-22 at 2:49 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The patient, whose identity has not been revealed, told the doctor that during a bout of bloody diarrhoea he looked down and thought a piece of his intestine was hanging from his behind.
    
    When the man pulled on it and it kept coming out, he realized it was moving and must be a worm.
    
    This was marginally better, Banh said, than “if you think you’re dying because your entrails are shooting out of your bottom”.
    
    sauce: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/20/california-sushi-tapeworm-fresno-doctor-salmon

    
    :Hrmph:
17. 2018-01-22 at 2:56 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mashlehash I keep feeling this..THING at the bottom of my spine moving around
    
    Should I just kick the stool?

    
    dude, you meant to take the gerbils out again once you cum.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-01-22 at 2:59 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    G1
19. 2018-01-22 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, when i was staying at some old bitches house and doing a lot of crack, i would feel shit moving around inside the mattress on my bed, every night. i was totally convinced there were mice or summing inside the mattress. i looked all over it for holes but there were none. but this still went on for weeks, every fucking night as soon as i got comfortable i'd feel things moving around under the mattress. in the end i took the woman's mattress out into the yard and cut it open. found nothing, lol. just the drugs doing my nut in, lol.
    
    
    
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20. 2018-01-22 at 3:44 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When your mattress moves like that, it's ghosts.