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motherfuckers finally jacked me for my water bottle

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    mother fuckers. i went to the park for a jog and set my water bottle down, the track is like half mile long so it takes me like 3 minutes and some change to do one lap. circled around one time and it was there, the next time around it was gone. motherfuckers. i hope its some dirty as tweaker with a weakened immune system and they catch my fucking cold and it puts them in the dirt. faggots
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Don't lie, you got beat up and had that shit taken from you by force by some 12 year olds.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic mother fuckers. i went to the park for a jog and set my water bottle down, the track is like half mile long so it takes me like 3 minutes and some change to do one lap. circled around one time and it was there, the next time around it was gone. motherfuckers. i hope its some dirty as tweaker with a weakened immune system and they catch my fucking cold and it puts them in the dirt. faggots

    yeah it happens, I leave my car open at the store with the windows rolled down and no one messes with anything, theres not anything of value that I'd miss I'd just get a laugh if they stole my korn cd
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    Who steals a water bottle? For what purpose?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by HTS Who steals a water bottle? For what purpose?

    To drink water?
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'm thinking the OP left out some details about the water bottle. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it was a reusable water bottle/container that was aesthetic. I mean what kind of sick fuck monster steals an ugly water bottle?
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    if its a trendy water bottle from some tech company, some people like to collect them like people collect stamps.

    what did your water bottle have printed on it?
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    I feel your pain OP. Good water bottles are hard to find.

    EDIT: invest in an hydration belt, something like pic related. I use one when I go running.
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    I need to run track or go back to riding.


    maybe do a short tour to Santa Cruz and back. a good 200 miles.
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    the water bottle in question
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    Maybe they stole it for use as a portable piss dispenser. perhaps a truck driver! Did you see any fat guys running off?
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by HTS Who steals a water bottle? For what purpose?

    thirsty radiators.
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    Originally posted by Issue313 I feel your pain OP. Good water bottles are hard to find.

    EDIT: invest in an hydration belt, something like pic related. I use one when I go running.

    It's like a holster for beta males. 😂😂😂
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    Originally posted by Issue313 I feel your pain OP. Good water bottles are hard to find.

    EDIT: invest in an hydration belt, something like pic related. I use one when I go running.

    Isn’t that a bit much to wear while you’re running though?
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    Originally posted by Enter

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    Originally posted by greenplastic Isn’t that a bit much to wear while you’re running though?

    It can be if you're sprinting, but you have it around your hips, and they don't move as much as the rest of your body when you're running. You can usually find a position where it fits nicely and doesn't move much.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Issue313 It can be if you're sprinting, but you have it around your hips, and they don't move as much as the rest of your body when you're running. You can usually find a position where it fits nicely and doesn't move much.

    the best place to hang your water bottle while running is between your legs.
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    apric0t Houston
    Why would you leave a 35 dollar TRENDING item unattended in a public space? Of course its getting picked up. Don't you live around LA too? Hydroflasks are "all the rage" right now.
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