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2020-03-13 at 12:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editioni’ve been smoking straight gas!
about to be quarantined like a muh fucka. also about to be experiencing some unrequited lovesickness but i still beat and watched it bounce up & down in the mirror.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-04 at 1:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI got hoes
Calllin a young nigga phone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-18 at 8:17 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Had a good day 2day. Flushed like .3 meth down the toilet earlier but I be enjoying the night (only saying that from the high)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-08 at 12:15 PM UTC in Smokin on dat spice-K2 shit
Originally posted by BummyMofo synthetic cannibinoids aren't physically addictive, there's no evidence of that.
But perhaps whatever variety was being sold in your area had something more in it.
back when UR-144 and some of the JWHs were the legal chems being used, it was pretty strong and would do the job, but nobody would have withdrawals or anything from it.
Nigga those full agonists can and do cause physical withdrawal.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-17 at 3:01 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by Sudo Yeah was definitely thinking of a stripper. Dude, I have literally been in relationships (one wasn't official but is still important in my life for a certain reason) with 5 girls WITH THE SAME NAME who all have similar characteristics and situations. It's like groundhog day but I can't figure out how to do it right. I literally ask God what the test is he's asking me and how can I pass to be freed of this infinite loop.
I would think about the best qualities each of them have and compare them to each other to make a composite of the best girl for you and go with the highest ranking one. Obviously physical attractiveness ranks very highly so that should be weighed a little heavier. Sometimes you impose qualities on girls tho that you either want or want to believe they have when they really don't lol. Knowing yourself is the key to relationships ime, sun tsu art of war shit, know your yourself first and you can't be defeated because you know what you want and who can give it to you and isn't just telling you what you want to hear all superficially.
Sometimes I ask myself, like
You know, what is going to take for me not be afraid
To be loved the way, like, I really wanna be loved
But that I know how I really wanna be loved
But I'm, but I'm, like, scared to really, really feel that
You know, it's like you want something but you don't know if you can handle itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-16 at 2:03 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2020-01-15 at 7:46 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by Sudo I never thought I'd say this but tort can do better
ooh this is a good thing i learned, just cause you can do better doesn’t mean you will always be able to reach your potential. sometimes you gotta fuck a chick you’re just not that attracted to if you aint that good looking.
Originally posted by Sudo It was very predictable, I kinda remember this tale and believe I have posts linked to it where I predict that very outcome based on his lack of assertion and her character. I'm sure WS has some better stories since. I like WS because he's introspective and self effacing
i think you’re thinking of the stripper i met afterwards. after this ghosting i described i was kinda depressed and said “fuck these hoes” to the universe then met another girl i caught feelings for right afterwards lmao.
oh, one important thing i learned which may seem obvious is that most of the girls that are into me are pretty similar and whether i want to be in a relationship with them or not really depends on how far above my attractiveness threshold they are, & the same is probably true for them, so it’s just a shallow world & i should try to get some hobbies or something lmaoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-14 at 3:05 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by theshroomguy Ever since I've been on an invoulantary break from weed it seems impossible to live in the moment anymore. Any joy I get out of anything is sucked out by the idea it will eventually get old and is not permanently entertaining. And this is pretty much an invoulantary thought loop I keep having. Fuck I can't wait to pick up again…
I feel ya, that's the last monkey I'm really trying to shake off. Weed isn't that bad but I kinda used it as a personality substitute for too long, I don't like the grogginess, laziness, social anxiety etc, and I'm kinda ready to be 'serious' with my life & keep learning, ready to piss in a cup for the next opportunity if it pops up rather than worrying about fake piss etc.
I've been semi seriously trying to quit for the past 5 months. In that time the longest consecutive time I put together was 3 weeks which I fucked up just after Thanksgiving. In that time I remember that I.. wasn't that much more bored or anything I was just aware more of my loneliness and really had to fight to fill the weekends sometimes. Which I realize is bullshit cause I was obviously just doing nothing anyway. But now there's this annoying guilt when I smoke weed and waste time which makes it less enjoyable.
Pros were that my anxiety was getting better, I felt more 'accomplished' like I had nothing to hide.. but somewhere along the way I got sad.
I was going to the gym and even boinking this nasty stoner mom chick who was really sweet. But I met this other corporate girl who smokes and she kinda convinced me I was worrying too much for nothing.
Then I bought an adderall script to 'buckle down' and study but ended up just jacking off and listening to Frank Ocean. I have like a pt of meth from my coworker and I feel the addiction howling but I'll.. probably just smoke weed. And wake up tired. And do it all again. -
2020-01-14 at 3:36 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-14 at 3:41 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Update: it was these kinda vibes
Haven't felt this way in a whiiile, and i wonder what will ruin this (similar to caspers sentiment) but one thing I've learned is to always be yourself & trust that the right outcome will happen good or bad, cause you can self sabotage with this kind of negative thinking.
Lyrics:
Tongue kissing her, spit drippin' (sheesh)
I wanna fuck in the sheets
I wanna play with that pussy cat
She wanna suck on this D
I wanna bust up in her and
Make her scream Saaheem
I wanna eat her Garfield and rub up on her feet
LOL I was re-reading my old posts from last year and this girl ended up hella ghosting me after three dates of wanting to take it slow. The last time I saw her she kept giving me the catchers mitt and offered to split the bill at dinner. Then I let her drive my car back to my house. I should have let her pay for half cause when we got back to my house she all of a sudden had to go home that night but she let me rub her pussy thru her yoga pants and she saw I had a boner then I told her to grab it then she said "you're awesome." Before she was gonna leave I had her pinned against the wall kissing her and she gave me some lusty eyes and I was all gay like "oh yeah, I'll get her next time she'll be fiendin" then SHE FUCKIN GHOSTED ME slowly over the next 3 days like WTF?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-14 at 3:57 AM UTC in What drug will you absolutely never do again?
Originally posted by fucking_weirdo meth is like 10 times as destructive when you're in a relationship lol
As HORRIBLE as it is, the most purely enjoyable times of my life were being with my ex while maintaining a meth addiction - having my cake and eating it too. I would stay up all night and watch porn on my phone, when I got bored I would just feel her up. What wasn't fun is her wanting to pounce me and my dick being on straight gummy worm every time and making the lamest excuses and slowly destroying a good relationship, possibly the best i'll ever have.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-01 at 7:48 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by CASPER Bump for lack of sober threads
1 year and 28 days off heroin. Haven’t even had a drink in over a year and probably 8 months since I smoked weed.
Everything pretty much still the same. Or…idk. Everything feels the same but a lot of things are really different too. I talk to a lot more people. I’m able to be more honest. I do things I should do, even though I d9nt particular enjoy them. I’m able to go to dinner with family friends. And I think it’d been at least 10 years since the last time I took a picture with my mom.
So idk. Shits not perfect but nothing is. Not feeling the earth turning doesn’t mean it isn’t happening. Just gotta keep doin what I do, and be better in little ways each day.
That’s all. 🙂
This is good shit man. While this may sound silly in comparison, I’ve been trying to quit smoking weed but ending up with an empty feeling life then eventually justifying it to myself again. It’s annoying. but you’ve done great fam.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-01 at 7:40 PM UTC in what kind of drunk are you?Depends on how I feel life is going.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-22 at 6:09 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-14 at 11:54 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III suicideboys above and beyond sample <3333
i've been on a pouya kick lately though i guess i can add that. my life has been going pretty shitty but its all the good "levelling up" kind of shitty in that last push towards 30. major work/relationship changes going on right now. my life is feeling like it's about to be real uncomfortable for a while so i'm kinda half assedly trying to stop smoking weed, get my skillz up, and get in better shape. & stop wasting money.
That's my diary entry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-24 at 2:45 AM UTC in im fucking sad as always, putting aldra on drop this time, nice knowing you guysMmq, you should move to Atlanta to start a new life with Grimace. Get a job washing cars off Moreland Ave in East Atlanta. Your black coworkers will call you Fargo. They will think you're a cool ass white boy, but the owner - he'll think of you like the son he never had. He'll expand and put you in charge of his second location in Zone 3.
You'll share dinners with Grimace and his family. You'll meet a nice Georgia girl and fall in love. Have some kids. You won't be able to contain your smile when you wake up in the morning. You'll find real happiness. And at the end of your life you'll think what might never have been if you played it safe and stayed in North Dakota.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-23 at 11:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo Nigga I'm literally Morris Day AND Jerome and you're some dirty half beaner who used to cut himself to screamo and MCR wears leopard print blouses and smells girls shoes after they pass out at his house after drinking flavored vodka and listening to them bitch about their coworkers and family all night
Every time you have ever ejaculated it has been premature. Even on meth it was several standard deviations from the normal amount of raw meth bonin. You have anxiety attacks at little league games
You have no car and ride the bus with half a black and mild on you stinkin' shit up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-23 at 3:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo you're a salty little faggot who measures their life along mine because you have more female characteristics than male
I'm like Prince and you're like some 5'6 dude in a Tapout hoodie with a half smoked cig in your ear and a stack of $236 from selling drugs in your pocket fucking the lowest tier bitches thinking you're awesome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-18 at 8:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionSo I didnt wanna come here and brag about my life like Sudo but now I have a good classic funny/shitty story.
I've been seeing this stripper for like 3 weeks and talking about gender politics, just politics, dating, life, love, loss, etc.. like i met a woman who was beautiful and surpassed me intellectually for the first time since logic (LOL niggas still deny this happened. anyway. this girl was actually way hotter too duh.)
But anyway she was a dancer and shit and told me on the first date that she hated men but I was cool and had a good energy.
it was cool as fuck that she was just fucking with me off the love cause she's had sugar daddies, rich bfs, huge stacks of cash, etc, but she was fucking with the personality and I was just being myself and she was fuckin with it.
Today I ate 4 gs of shrooms and thought I'd ask her if she was ghosting me for real this time since it had been like 5 days since we texted (I was never sure with her, busy, distant bitch. I would think she'd be ghosting me then she'd hit me up and in person it'd be all warm and shit.) and she goes into an emotional rant about the last time we hung out, me BEING UNABLE TO GET HARD.
It was because we ate all this heavy ass food the night before and I felt this immense stomach pressure. Also, I was falling in love hard and thinking about how this was a bad idea. and also, no sleep. i digress.
She thinks I'm shady or hiding something, like that I'm not attracted to her in the daylight, or i'm secretly doing meth because I couldn't get a boner. one of the two options. i tried to explain myself but i was peaking heavy LMAO and didn't do a good job. she seemed cool about it in person. She also on her period RN.
And she was explaining this to me over text as I was peaking on mushrooms. It hurt my feelings but it was also funny as hell. I hit up an old girl friend of mine and vented for like 2 hours until she went to bed now I'm talking to this other girl about it. I feel like I sound like Bill Krozby, sound like a lying ass nigga. But I got hoes now. -
2019-01-09 at 4:34 AM UTC in I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuckI heard this song while candyflipping at the strip club & started dancing then a few weeks later i heard it while candyflipping at the regular club and also started dancingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
