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2018-04-05 at 3:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Haha! It ain't gonna happen. Sit back and watch some slice of life anime.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-04 at 1:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by greenplastic yea but dude you are into like every kink in the book and this dude is practically a virgin lol
I went to Amsterdam once and had a night of smoking and bar hopping with some European dudes I met at my hostel. After we were pretty intoxicated the two guys both wanted to get a prostitute. I wasn't really trying to, and I was hungry, so I told them I'd just go grab something to eat and then wait whatever was left of the time, and they both paid for like an hour. I then went to get food and found some place selling pizza and got some and ate it. It had only been 15 minutes so I figured I had 45 more to wait which kind of seemed like a lot at this point but I told them I would so I went to the bridge where we were supposed to meet, and both of them were already there waiting for me, I guess they came really fast.
As soon as I cum with a hooker my pants are already halfway on and my eyes are on the door. I had one sus experience where I sat there after cumming and loooked in this hoes eyes. Really pretty eyes. We talked about the game and I told her to be safe. I left feeling empty as hell.
Just wanted to share that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-02 at 12:35 PM UTC in Hey, for realz, what's the point of strip clubs?Hilariously enough I think Enter would enjoy the strip club as he could get little experiences of dissing fine women.
Like the other night I held a dollar to a bitch stagedancing and was talking nonsense to her. She said 'shut the fuck up and tip me bitch' so I rescinded my dollar tip and told her she wouldn't get any more money that night. I returned to my chair and watched as she continued to degrade herself as no one else tipped her. Hahaha!
Or I'll get a stack of ones and just fan thru them, drunk as hell. Women will appear and ask if I want a dance. "Nah, I'm about to leave" is always my answer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-01 at 1:18 PM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMAGrimace bends the rules of interviews and consciousness itself with this rule-breaking weekend of Grimace Easter Sunday edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-30 at 1:10 PM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
Originally posted by NARCassist i'm not trying to impress her, i'm trying to teach you guys. i know what its like to be a younger man and i know what its like to actually grow up and be a proper man. seriously when you get a bit older and you look back to how you thought as a younger man you think 'what the hell was i thinking'. but that's just the natural process of growing up i guess.
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Dude it's not special to love to eat pussy lol I was worshipping the pussy long ago. That's your wisdom? Eat pussy?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-25 at 5:57 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-28 at 12:13 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery What are some good drinks, other than shots, beers, or Jack and Coke, to order at the bar, that won't make the bartender look at me like I'm crazy because the fuck is that? Mostly thinking along the lines of whiskey or bourbon. I only really ever get shots or Jack and Coke. The bartender is cool and knows I like to mix it up and try new things, but I haven't tried any interesting mixed drinks or cocktails.
Usually I just drink 1 gin and tonic for every 3 beers. Whiskey you can do a 7&7, pretty goodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-23 at 2:27 AM UTC in ATTN: HTSLOL, scron is gay af for this.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-25 at 10:55 PM UTC in Enter's persona...I look at that double on the back a that bumper
She ain't even playing when shes shaking that rumpa
And oh you ain't know
She gets lower than a muffla
Even wit her girl friends
Show stopping with a hustler
The way she move her body
She might see the Maserati
She wanna put it on me
Trying to show me her tsunami
She make it hard to copy
Always tight and never sloppy
And got an entourage
And her own paparazzi
Now there she go again
Riding through the stormy weather
You better button up if you wanna go getta
Cause it is what it is
And everybody wanna love her
But when she pop it boy you better run for coverThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-25 at 5:56 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by RestStop I'm not even letting anyone in the passenger seat of my truck unless they are dying or a family member because of the possibility of someone giving my seat herpes now. Fuck. To think of all the needle junkies I've helped out makes my skin crawl.
You cannot hop in my car.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-25 at 2:49 PM UTC in IT'S THE WEEKEND OF GRIMACE, MOTHERFUCKERS!*Only in participating marketsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 4:26 AM UTC in Hard Disk RecoveryDfg torrented that album from Pakistan and he couldn't help but admit it was fuckin' jammin!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-23 at 1:17 PM UTC in ATTN: HTS
Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm staunchly anti-homosexual, but I don't go following homosexual people around like a lost puppy, insulting and harassing them day and night. No point. Just makes a person so lame, when they have to feed off someone else like a needy vampire. Latch on and suck the blood right out of them, for what? Insults are fine, but this campaigning thing is for kids. If they want to be fags, let them be fags. It should be no skin off your ass.
Look whose talking. Seems like you are actually an old Faggart after all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-23 at 1:19 PM UTC in What the hell is an "attractive personality"? Lmao.Nice is boring cause it's the default. Challenge me and be nice at the same timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-23 at 12:46 AM UTC in Let's talk more about driving under teh influenceI only drive drunk when it feels right. When I was leading a caravan of Infinitis, Benzes and Audis from one strip club to another after hours club the other night after about 13 beverages and 8 blunts, I knew I couldn't drive responsibly after about 10 miles of white knuckling it. I did the right thing and pulled over and let an equally drunk teenager with no license drive the foreign.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 1:21 PM UTC in List of shitty moviesInteresting inner dialogue? Aesthetics? He gets shot by the police? Sorry its not child porns.
Edit: i have actually only watched it up to where he gets shot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-21 at 3:34 AM UTC in Who is your "the one that got away"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 4:13 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.SeanyDigital hmuThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 4:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-21 at 1:21 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."
So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.
Whenever I keep checking my phone I know I fucking LOST the game. Whenever you get a response keep it in your own court for a while, mentally feels better imo. Ihate these scenarios where, in my eyes, you basically have these 3 choices:
1.) blowing up and being an asshole (at which point she will have the perfect excuse for ghosting you before and you will feel dumb af as you apologize to her)
2.) act like you are also nonchalant about it but deep down you know you are checking ya phone obsessively so you know.. YOU LOSE!
3.) Being 'understanding' and letting her take you for a ride.
You can also block her, but you know you'll be unblocking her periodically to check for the response so that's almost even worse.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
