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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    I GAVE MY ALL TO YOU BUT YOU DON'T CARE CUZ YOU DON'T GET IT.. I GAVE MY HEART TO YOUU TOOK MY SHIT AND RAN WITH IT
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  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    In a Hellcat 'cause I'm a hell-raiser
    Self-made, I don't owe a nigga nann favor
    When you get that money, nigga, keep your heart
    I'm slidin' in a coupe, ain't got no key to start
    I got the fire on me in BET Awards
    When your well run dry, you know you need me for it
    When I pull up in the Buick, you know what I'm doin'
    If the police get behind me, I'm fleein' in these Louies
    Sleepin' on the palette turned me to a savage
    I'm a project baby, now I stay in Calabasas
    Like I still serve fiends, like I'm still jackin'
    I be sippin' on lean, tryna keep balance
    Hit that Z-Walk, Dickie's with my Reeboks
    I don't say much, I just let the heat talk
    Your jedielry water whip, diamonds like re-rock
    My lil' baby ride the dick like a seesaw
    When I stepped up on the scene, I was on a bean
    When I jumped up out the Beam', I was in Celine
    Baby girl you just a fling, that ain't what I mean
    Money bustin' out my jeans like I do the scheme
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  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Anyone else just switch off after blowing their load? It's as if I have zero interest in anything sexual and can't wait for them to leave my apartment. They just lay there legs trembling, or try and snuggle in as if we are now somehow unified. Annoyed, all I can think of is my muck slowly leaking out and her leaving slug trails on my fresh fucking sheets.

    A good woman knows not to overstay her welcome.

    Nah, no one else just you man.

    Yes, but actually I've been tired of the girls I've been seeing recently like as soon as they come over.

    I just wanna meet someone awesome already.
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  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm trying to do that already. Love being the broader definition of TRYING to understand humans and give them the benefit of the doubt.
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  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i “relapsed” on the shit i’m known for, for a quick vacation from a wack headspace caused personal relationship drama that seems to follow me a lot. it was festering and i knew it was the wrong choice but also somehow felt it might help. still tbd on that.

    i know i’m partially to blame in a lot of interpersonal relationship issues but it’s interesting that there’s also other shit that i do that causes issues unbeknownst to me. like the people in my life whose annoying quirks i get tired of. i like to think i’m especially perceptive of times where i’m being sneak dissed or other times people are not showing reciprocity like i feel they should and i can get as brash as a 300 lb female medical coder/biller about my respect now that i’ve been loving myself and it’s OK to not take any shit but that’s just my opinion, man and maybe i should put away the microscope but i can’t.. yeah i’m roasting some good exotic weed over here..

    i just wanted to get my mind to go blank and here at 4 AM it is quite blank though clearly i’m still up a lil bit like a bartender in new orleans.
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  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel Ive given way too good dick to low quality bitches and given low quality dick to quality bitches. Its inverse

    wow this is so real. i had a mermaid in the bed the other day rawing her down but i had to maintain the perfect buzz all day to pull that off and my head was pounding while i gave her these weak ass strokes and she said it was good & gave me gifts in the AM but she kept making excuses when i wanted to see her again.

    then the other other day this random chubby Salvadorean chick just got the wrath of God while on her period just cause she was available at the time and my body chemistry was feeling good that day.

    stupid.
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  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ORACLE Feel like this applied to a lot of autistic zokleteers


    lol there's nothing that is gonna ever make me stop fucking with brad pitt from fight club sorry
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  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    it’s so funny watching bill Bill Krozbyby try to describe himself handling adult scenarios his parents obviously still take care of.

    I had a bad accident a little over year ago and I just haven't driven to save money from insurance and want to save up for a better vehicle.


    this sentence makes no sense but as always he’s just hoping the neets of this site don’t know any better. he’s been doing this for a whole decade!
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  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I took butylone, pentylone, and ethylone mixed up in the same parachute once around that same time period and my eyes felt like they were wiggling in my skull and I was up almost 4 days with paranoid psychosis.

    looking back those drugs were like.. hella strong. to where i was willingly down to ruin my life to get high. made real life seem about as real as the looney toons. i could have probably gone to prison forever for doing some dumb shit if i didn’t love jacking off on stims so much.

    meth never has almost given me a pleasure heart attack from hearing audio of a high heel being taken off and placed on a wood floor. i feel like there was possibly some permanent damage done somewhere.
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  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I had gotten some Butylone from a dude on Zoklet and had done a bunch and got horny. I had sucked another zoklet members toes and asshole for a while and she was ready to go to bed.

    In the retarded thread, I said I’m going to go jack off on TC.

    And that boy Doctor Awkward came. I had my shrivelled small penis on cam jackin it. Literally. He came. Cammed up. I saw his face for a while. We chatted a bit while I jacked off my soft dick. And he never said anything about it to anyone. Real nigga. And he ghosted Errer. Hilarious AF.
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  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH i’m too drunk to read back but OMG covid 19 is wild. i took shrooms the other night and after the peak i started reading articles about it then my vision literally went black like i was dying lol that had me shook.


    I’m going to be travelling next week for work lol hope i don’t spread shit around or get it spread to me.


    this was 9 weeks ago and i was in the ATL sanitizing after touching every single surface now im touching shit with no abandon and going straight to my face with it and more worried about a race war/dictatorship scenario than fake ass covid.

    i never would have guessed in a million years.
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    so this fake quarantine has got me building a relationship w a woman 9 yrs my senior. she doesn’t look old i swear! but i really like what the extra years have done to her personality. it feels natural with her. do i dare say it feels like i’m taken care of? and the sex is good.

    yeah long term it might not be ideal but you never get _everything_ you want.. going with the flow.

    i also fucked some random 23 year old girl on her period last week and it stank up the room.
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  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    man i miss my dawgs
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  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    this was damn near TEN years ago. say it with me. ten years AGO.
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  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I forgot I would probably pick up 2 three cheese sausages at some point.
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    this song makes me picture CASPER rapping in a trap house surrounded by mexicans
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  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    working from home the past couple days and smoking so much weed.
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  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    using covid-19 as an opportunity to go on small binges.

    whatchu know about being on a conference call with a muted pov blowjob video at 67% speed playing on your personal laptop off to the side? whatchu know about eating nothing but larabars for 3 days?

    okay i’m done after this lol
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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i’m too drunk to read back but OMG covid 19 is wild. i took shrooms the other night and after the peak i started reading articles about it then my vision literally went black like i was dying lol that had me shook.


    I’m going to be travelling next week for work lol hope i don’t spread shit around or get it spread to me.
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  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i’m putting drugs in my drink
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