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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gumbo The book was like 10,000 characters and was the start of me beginning an actual writing career that nets me 500+ a month just a year after publishing my first book.

    $500/mo now? You said $100 then $200 then $300. You're steadily growing your fanbase month after month?

    Also that's nowhere near what JK Rowling makes. Fuckin loser.
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  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I fucking lol every time at your completely inconsistent use of capital, bold, and italic lettering

    That's the Gimmick of Grimace©
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  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The way I see the world, you'll probably have this plan all ready to go, buff, attractive, and then the first girl you try and shit on will actually be your soulmate and she'll forgive you for doing that to her but hang on to resentment forever and then 8 yrs later when you think everythings gucci, she will exxtra shit on your heart.

    Be warned.
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  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Yes, I have written a few. I would have been better off not writing them. Mine have been on some pathetic "I fucked up, lemme try and flatter you -- also please don't suck anyone elses dick" shit. That's not a good reason to write a love letter. Actually it's the 2010s and if you're to the point you need to write a letter it's probably a bad idea. Love email? Still a bad idea.


    Sup zanick #12
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  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws The reason I find her intolerable is because she’s always freaking out about dumb shit.

    Example: the other day we were watching a tv show where one of the guest characters’ name was the same name as this girl I used to work with who she thought I cheated with. I didn’t, and had a perfectly normal working relationship with this person. Once the name got mentioned her whole mood changed, she sat up and moved away from me, and kept saying the name out loud over and over again.

    Hahaha this thing I forgot about! Literally having anxiety when they bring new female characters onto shows!
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  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, §m£ÂgØL isn't in love with me. I honestly don't believe he ever was. I just think he's obsessed and butt hurt and struggles to move on.

    He might try his damnedest to make me feel like a piece of shit, but his bullshit rolls off me like water. Its when he wants to drag personal shit I confided back in the day here, or tell half truths where I get pissed, or where the context of such is so fucking wrong. I don't really care though. I asks many times to just move along and pretend like we never met each other or lived together and if then he wants to give me shit, fine, I don't care.

    Fuck, I've been accused of sending him death threats. Which I fucking have not, on everything I hold dear. I dont have time nor desire for that shit. If I wanted someone dead, I'd just do it. Fuck threatening. The only threat he's ever had from me has been legal in nature. That's it. I even tried to hep figure out and clear my name several times, but I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't. This last time he contacted me and asked me to do shit regarding that- I literally was hospitalized that night. When I got out I contacted to explain and was going to do what he asked until I got the reply "nice". I don't really care anymore. I know I didn't and am not doing shit and have never nor would never threaten anyone's life. Not from emails especially. For fucks sake before that reply I was stupidly thinking of giving my PW to my email to that faggot so he could see for himself I fucking am not sending shit from it. Honestly I feel I'm being fucked with over that shit.

    Whatever. It is what it is. Still doesn't explain why he harasses me over post that aren't even relevant to just be an ass, or randomly insults me in threads I post in just for the fuck of it with no valid reason other then him being an asshole. Its sad really. I hope he gets help to move on.

    He's mad that you turned out crazy as hell cause that pussy blew his mind
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  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Honestly these Totse hoes be throwing it back, pussy be crazy. I don't blame you.

    She probably no condom, reverse cowgirled his shit, deepthroated & swallowed, talked dirty as hell.. for his first time fuckin. It's gonna take a while.
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  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    She probably gobbled §m£ÂgØL's dick down to the balls. Then he went to some basic 20 year old hoe who be giving 'tip jobs' with no consistency.
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  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Ok I did.
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  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace From 4J's account of what happened afterwards, "We just had a shootout with the cops. I barely got away".

    Well he told me he was actually even grazed by a bullet, knocking his fitted cap to the street. His DNA may be in the hat, so he's got to lay low in Delaware.

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  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter I'm not like any of these fucking losers:



    I actually consider myself decent looking, with a fun, likable personality. And yet women still hate me. :(

    I'll see how I go at the gym tomorrow. Hope my anus will be okay.

    "I would do anything for just a 300 lb ugly white girl. I would fight in the front lines of the bloodiest battle the world has ever seen, and come back, NO LIMBS, if it meant that that would guarantee me an ugly fat chick for life."
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice I feel more at peace than I've felt in a long time. Going to keep a mental record of this, see how it progresses, whether I continue to experience this. My new stack may be doing just the trick, and I haven't even received my T-PAIN yet. Makes sense considering I have genuine disorders, and noots/supps have clearly been shown to have an impact that correlates with how severe symptoms are. Normies generally wont experience much, if anything at all, except from far stronger substances.

    Nigga you are deficient in ways that chinese herbs and supplements cannot help out with long term. This isn't a diss, I'm just saying that this definitely isn't the answer lmao. IIRC, you were posting about the perfect stack right before you disappeared & snapped, went crazy and trashed your own place and hallucinated a bunch of shit while passed out and called the cops on yourself.
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  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER My ex gf/fiancee. I think I mentioned her before briefly. If you dressed Kreepy Kay and my ex in the same clothes and stood them side by side, it would take you a solid 30 seconds to figure out who was who. But she was a really sweet girl- but also really crazy. She was like the Bonnie to my Clyde. We lived together right out of high school. She was actually one of my main crushes all through high school. But it seemed to me after I let her try some of my coke (that I found in a bar bathroom when I was 15), that she just went way overboard. I was always trying to bail her out of bad situations, but i didnt mind. Because = White knight level 99.

    But ummmm…..yeah. After she moved out she was living in her car for a while. And Id hear about her now and then. Every few months shed knock on the door in the middle of the day, most likely fishing for an invitation to move in again for a while. She always looked really sad. Eventually when shed come to the door I just started pretending I wasn't home. But after not seeing her for a year and a half or something, one day she showed up at my doorstep. I guess shed started escorting at some point and living in her car she was miserable. Someone told her what they gave her was meth, but it was actually some kind of bath salt, and she shot it. It gave her a stroke. I took her out to what I thought was going to be a romantic reunion dinner, but food kept falling out of her mmouth and the utensils kept slipping from her fingers. Eventually she just stopped trying to eat. She couldnt look me in the eye. She had to stare at the ceiling. She asked me to turn off the radio in the car because she said the noise was "too much". And when I dropped her off that night at her (at the time) parents house, I walked her to the door, drove down to the end of the block, put the car in park and just started crying harder than I think I ever have in my life.

    I hadnt seen her in forever but i ran across her little brother a few months ago and asked him to get me contact info for her. He said she was in an assisted living facility, but i didnt realize that shed had another mild stroke after complications from some of the meds they put her on. So she can still speak kind of slurred but she hardly remembers things or people and she can hardly take care of herself.

    We were supposed to get married if we turned 30 and werent hitched yet. She was almost a chick version of me. But…yeah. Its why I always got kind of sad when Kreepy came on cam. My girls name also started with K. It was like seeing her the way she used to be- happy and wild and bubbly and drunk. *sigh*

    Anyway….

    yeah I dont necessarily hate you either. I dont know you enough to hate you. But its almost impossible not to clown on you for some of your questionable life decisions. lol. Sorry.

    Damn nigga.
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  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- It’s called therapy. Therapy allows me to live my life unburdened by the trauma I have endured.

    And some of you degenerates are pretty damn funny. Normie life is boring sometimes. It’s funny to read about all walks of life.

    Its way more the 2nd thing than the first thing.
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  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Popped a memantine, a Longvida curcumin, a GS15-4 panax ginseng extract, an Innovix Labs curcumin pill, and a ksm-66 ashwagandha pill, I'm sweatin'!
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  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice No, the Bay. There’s way more tolerance for eccentricity and autism and the weather is a lot better.

    But you was attacked by gang members.
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  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Pwp has spiralled into a deep depression from living in absolute sin
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  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'll be looking down at a black chicks butthole soon enough.
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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Yes! My bedroom collage :


    I would buy a high quality print of this, frame it and hang it above my bed.
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  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Yes. It spoke to me on a thought provoking level. Motivational even.

    Thanks for your time.
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