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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Noice Noice!

  2. Originally posted by HTS It's still pretty gay tbh.

    Is jerking yourself off gay?
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon only major faggots use KTT

    I think it's pretty gay that you come on here and pretend to be a millionaire..
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice Is it true that Hydro crashed a truck into your place then got out and tried to kill her so she would no longer have competition for you and this is what scared her off for good?

    fucking lol what
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    exactly 1 year ago i was walking around as a free man for the first time in 2 years. felt so good man.



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  6. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Is jerking yourself off gay?

    If you rubbing a dude's dick it's pretty gay.
  7. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I think it's pretty gay that you come on here and pretend to be a millionaire..

    I'm gay and also a millionaire F A M
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Why do girls look horrible without make up I mean even the young ones? Like I get that make up is obviously going to make them way more aesthetic but I'm talking about girls that are 18-22 that look exceptionally worse without it I mean I'm a fucking meth head and I don't look that bad in the morning. Idk just food for thought I guess.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Last week I ate a bunch of zopiclone, not even that much - I think it was 4 pills - and went to bed.

    3 days later or so my mum comes over at 10am (I was asleep and she let herself in) and starts asking me about 'my problems'; I have no idea what she's on about and she leaves a few hours later.

    Anyway, had a (mild) argument with my girlfriend today; she's doing terribly at IT modules at uni and wants me to tutor her and insisted I go over her example exam while I was busy soldering hardweeno parts, and of course she brings up what I did on zopiclone:

    - Apparently every time she asked me a question I got about three words into a normal response and then started talking about space or lasers or some shit
    - I had one leg in my pants (pant)
    - It was 4am and I kept insisting I needed to go to the shops for something or other, but couldn't open the door (and she thought I'd fall down the stairs leading up to the apartment)
    - I kept crashing into things and could barely walk
    - I kept trying to chase the cat which made it worse

    I'm still pretty angry she thought it'd help to call my mum (at 4am) about it.
  10. I dunno I don't like a lot of makeup because it makes people not look like themselves and I usually go for the girls who look pretty without it so when they do wear it it's just another variety of pretty for them.
  11. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by RestStop Why do girls look horrible without make up I mean even the young ones? Like I get that make up is obviously going to make them way more aesthetic but I'm talking about girls that are 18-22 that look exceptionally worse without it I mean I'm a fucking meth head and I don't look that bad in the morning. Idk just food for thought I guess.

    *self esteem plummets to new lows*
  12. Originally posted by aldra Last week I ate a bunch of zopiclone, not even that much - I think it was 4 pills - and went to bed.

    3 days later or so my mum comes over at 10am (I was asleep and she let herself in) and starts asking me about 'my problems'; I have no idea what she's on about and she leaves a few hours later.

    Anyway, had a (mild) argument with my girlfriend today; she's doing terribly at IT modules at uni and wants me to tutor her and insisted I go over her example exam while I was busy soldering hardweeno parts, and of course she brings up what I did on zopiclone:

    - Apparently every time she asked me a question I got about three words into a normal response and then started talking about space or lasers or some shit
    - I had one leg in my pants (pant)
    - It was 4am and I kept insisting I needed to go to the shops for something or other, but couldn't open the door (and she thought I'd fall down the stairs leading up to the apartment)
    - I kept crashing into things and could barely walk
    - I kept trying to chase the cat which made it worse

    I'm still pretty angry she thought it'd help to call my mum (at 4am) about it.

    made a new FB i have alts for u i want to pm you full sploo
  13. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by HTS *self esteem plummets to new lows*

    Don't lie you never had any in the first place.
  14. im getting fuckin fryd
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by lightray im getting fuckin fryd

    Stop.
  16. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by stupid noob Don't lie you never had any in the first place.

    I had a nice day... some self esteem was generated, now lost.
  17. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra - Apparently every time she asked me a question I got about three words into a normal response and then started talking about space or lasers or some shit

    lol
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra

    photo taken from within cardboard box

    She's cute but the tattoo is concerning. Like when you find mould on a fruit and you're like "yeah, well I can just not eat that part" but who knows how far the contamination has spread?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Aldra, calling your mom and her letting herself in at your age is pretty fucking gay. How old are you now? How old is your gf?

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