Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2019-03-30 at 9:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   mash is practically anthony fantano to me so this means a lot thanks for reviewing.
2. 2019-03-30 at 5:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   
   
   I bought you a rollie that dont mean nothin i bought her one too
   i aint got on one look at my other arm i got on two
3. 2019-03-30 at 6:55 AM UTC in I disabled my phone for 3 months and moved 2700 miles away
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Ebigger.
4. 2019-03-30 at 6:38 AM UTC in Mq
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   LOL people be fuckin on here all old in their 30s.
5. 2019-03-30 at 12:30 AM UTC in How Mental Are You?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   It's all relative man. It's hard to answer this honestly. I don't scream all day or shit on myself.
6. 2019-03-29 at 12:12 PM UTC in Describe your favorite elements of psychedelia
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   The connectedness & simultaneous disconnectedness with my emotions. I remember hearing a story about a guy whose wife cheated on him with his best friend and they ended up getting married, and I was like duh, that makes perfect sense!
7. 2019-03-27 at 8:01 AM UTC in $2,000 a month
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Mmmquh, are you guehssing rehnts?
8. 2019-03-26 at 12:32 PM UTC in What happened to the king of the TC fags, aka Grimace?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   He'll pull out them DUHCKETS. Ever since the motorcycle wreck in 2009 he's been STUHNTIN. So many DRUG SAHLES.
9. 2019-03-26 at 12:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost That's a gram sized rock son

   
   I wonder how HTS' grundle be smelling after binging on this all night.
10. 2019-03-25 at 11:05 AM UTC in How do you explain your enthusiasm for hallucinogens?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    When you left, I ain't wanna live life, now I'm happy on the in and outside
11. 2019-03-24 at 2:19 PM UTC in Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I actually got laid last night! Ha ha!
12. 2019-03-24 at 9:28 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Pih!!
13. 2019-03-24 at 2:28 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm about to do it all again now..
14. 2019-03-24 at 12:22 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Also I'm a fat, drunk, unemployed loser right now.
    
    My life goes through some pretty drastic rollercoaster-esque ups and downs.

    
    I can understand that but you're not the one I wanna be taking advice from!
15. 2019-03-24 at 12:14 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Seriously, am I the only dude in the world that legit wants both…
    
    A FRIEND… that I also HAVE SEX WITH…
    
    Everyone else in here is talking about something super simple… ONE. NIGHT. STAND.
    
    How hard is it to get laid like that? ESPECIALLY in the Tinder age?
    
    I refuse to use Tinder and the like because my fetish is the romantic spontaneity and glorious victimhood of Cubid's cruel arrow.
    
    If you just want to fuck, just go and fuck.
    
    Don't you people have bars in your area?
    
    House parties?
    
    Female friends who have female friends who have female friends?
    
    Etc?

    
    Didn't you say you haven't been laid in a year man
16. 2019-03-24 at 12:12 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Alright then keep doin what you’re doin and dealin with headaches from these hos lol.

    
    Better than saying I'm looking for a fwb and not getting laid. I am the best dancer in my current location! I came thruuu sweerrvin.
17. 2019-03-23 at 3:11 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Nigga it’s 2019. Tell that bitch you wanna be fwb only.
    
    She’ll either be down or she won’t. Goddamn adults should be able to agree on these things.

    
    You would think so but I don't think this works, it could work if i was better looking or something, but i feel like its one of those things that can be a deal breaker once girls have been run thru a few times on date apps then they tend to run for the hills when you say that shit even if your intentions are super pure. So its better to be ambiguous about your intentions. Like I can not be lying when I say I'm looking for a relationship. It's just not with you eva. I'm like Taylor Swift.
18. 2019-03-23 at 3:09 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Don't tell her your secrets. After not telling her your secrets tell her you don't know how the relationship is gonna work out like you know you'll just end up hurting her and you don't want to cuz u respect her but you just have this feeling in your gut that things can't progress

    
    I know how to do all the weasel shit like that man lol I'm just looking for truth 🤷‍♂️
19. 2019-03-23 at 1:02 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Methuselah That’s just the game buddy, if there was a better way someone would have thought of it by now

    
    I know fam, i want to start a sex cult.
20. 2019-03-23 at 12:59 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Methuselah I’m pretty sure that’s something you DON’T tell them

    
    i know lol i've been weaseling out of these situations lately in different ways but i wish i could just be honest & furthermore i wish girls would be honest w/ me about things like that. in the future you will be able to upload a 3d profile of your boner that will materialize for date app users to check out a 3d model of your cock & date apps will be so lit for me if i'm not too old when it comes out.