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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "how much do you want?"

    Idfk Jesus fuck just this much *hands over a bunch of hundred dollar bills*
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Swim paid way too much for benzocaine and might start selling sketchy homemade steroids.

    Hydromorphone is the beat opiate, baby mammer and reason to visit Florida ever and anyone who disagrees is a complete and utter shit eating faggot. Fuck your entire family to death if you have different preferences for your degeneracy. No one is allowed to slum differently than me.

    People didn't realize how much of a dick Rizzo was when he was a homeless junkie because he would pretend to be nice so he could rip people off and/or crash on their couch. Now he has a floor in a rooming house and be gettin all uppity and shit
  3. Dilaudid sucks for the same reason fentanyl does, it's amazing...for about 30 minutes

    No one here has been around this community long enough to remember Rizzo's antics in the old days. I remember him being in bad situations asking to borrow money but I don't ever remember him being THAT bad
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox No one here has been around this community long enough to remember Rizzo's antics in the old days.

    Woah, are you Jeff Hunter?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was your asshole in the late 60s. Remember anyone? I just let it be. Have your way with me I always said to the boys wearing sailor suits with pockets full of American cash.

    Have your fucking way.

    Kids don't even know snickerdooes
  6. Originally posted by Sudo Woah, are you Jeff Hunter?

    Nah, Jeff Hunted

    (I'm including myself in that previous post)
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    This is my favorite Chappelle show skit

  8. Ghost Black Hole
    This song is a real banger

  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Nothing better than smoking meth & listening to Paul Floor

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    420 b.i.f.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I've been on a responsible bender lately. Past 5 days. Adderall poppy seed tea weed coke and alcohol. It's responsible as fuck.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano I was looking up personality disorders on wikipedia the other day, and I figured out that the opioid induced hallucinations Spphie and I talked about a while ago.

    They're called something along the lines of "visions of unspeakable horror" or"images of unenending dread" mine always had like shifting rotating gore and constantly morphing skulls and people getting mutilated, but it was all moving around within itself that it was hard to make anything out really.


    I can't find it anymore, but the page had a painting that showed EXACTLY was I used to see after using hron for several months. Also saw em during peak xanax withdrawal.

    Leaving tomorrow morning. May get to keep phone actually, don't know yet.

    Guess we know now. HEY DP!!! HEY HEY HEY !!! ANSWER ME !!!!! XD
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I've been on a responsible bender lately. Past 5 days. Adderall poppy seed tea weed coke and alcohol. It's responsible as fuck.

    Son, I just have four fucking words for you.

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  14. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    smelly toothpaste peppermint patties for daddy
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't ever try to tell me brain zaps aren't real
  16. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I've been on a responsible bender lately. Past 5 days. Adderall poppy seed tea weed coke and alcohol. It's responsible as fuck.

    Nice. I went on a not so responsible bender last week.

    Waiting for all the shit I bought to come in so I can update the blackout drunk shopping thread
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm depressed and spiteful. Not doing drugs is fucking hard and I don't recommend it.
  18. Originally posted by Sudo I'm depressed and spiteful. Not doing drugs is fucking hard and I don't recommend it.

    It fucking sucks. People who say "sobriety is beautiful" are fucking liars
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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Nice. I went on a not so responsible bender last week.

    Waiting for all the shit I bought to come in so I can update the blackout drunk shopping thread

    Excessive pokemon games or guns?


    Anyway I love getting fucked up I'm smoking sativa in the morning.
  20. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Excessive pokemon games or guns?


    Anyway I love getting fucked up I'm smoking sativa in the morning.

    No games this time, but one gun was in the list

    It's damn nice though. But from what i hear, nobody in their right mind should've been selling me guns in that condition

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