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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Chemists I suppose.

    Ok it was pretty good. I've both cried & jacked off within a 15 min span.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    To expand from my past time in the service industry, these niggas never tip or they tip like 10%. They always get as many free extras as possible. Every once in a while one will be genuinely nice trying to defeat the stereotypes. Overall, I can't judge indian niggas as a whole, it's definitely a cultural thing.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    For some reason, Indian guys always seem to be drawn to me whenever I'm out and about in the city. Some may copy my dance moves or whatever if I'm getting buck in the club, but almost all introduce themselves under any circumstances. The other day one butted in and asked if he could hang his jacket on my chair while I was on a first date. This nigga had his own chair. I said yes anyway and continued talking to my date. This nigga had to interrupt again 5 minutes later and introduce himself out of nowhere.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    As I swallowed the molly I realized I might have been okay just smokin weed and drinking tonight. Oh well.. looks like good shit but who can really tell.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Just ate 2 1/2 tabs of acid and gonna eat 120 mg molly in a little bit here. HNY
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace Yes, a gram.

    That would be so strong
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wonder if I'll ever be able to stop smoking weed. It's too good
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It's really a problem..
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh yeah, you really think they'd admit me, and then keep me for all this time if I didn't have a serious condition that warranted as such. Their main thing is my chronic osteomyelitis. The DVTs are being handled with anticoagulants, so there's not much more to do with that, although, last night I had sharp pains while breathing, and they've persisted, though not as bad as then, into today. They're sending me for either a CT or MRI (probably a CT with contrast) sometime soon. It does feel like the time I had a pulmonary Embolism before, so I wouldn't be surprised if it is a PE now. As for my infection in my bone, they have me on daptomycin, which is expensive as fuck, they've gone to the doctors and bitched for them to get me on something cheaper, but at this point they don't want me on anything but Daptomycin, since I've been on vancomycin for fucking ever it seems, and it hasn't done the job, and the infection has spread further, from being a abscess within the bone, to literally being completely throughout 3/4th of my femur starting nearest the knee. If I don't get treatment, it will eventually kill the bone, and potentially spread further within my body.

    On top of that, believe it or not, chronic pain, associated with the osteomyelitis, DVTs, scar tissue from the previous surgeries in May/June of this year, and the chronic back pain caused by my herniated discs in my back are very real, and legitimate reasons to seek treatment of said pain. If you've never been in chronic pain, meaning pain that does not go away, does not subside, and continues for an extended period of time at a very level (14 years in my case, for my back, and the pain has not stopped with my leg/knee since it all cropped up with the infection in May) then you really have no idea what it's like, nor how much hell it truly is, and you really have no room to talk. You can tell, even here in this prestigious hospital, the doctors who've had, or had a loved one in chronic pain, and those who have not had any PERSONAL experience with chronic pain. It's all good and dandy to read about it in a textbook, read medical journals, and knows the ins and outs of pain receptors, and all that jazz, but it's a whole different ballgame when you actually live it day to day, or spend time daily with someone you love and care about personally, and I'm not saying this based on what drugs either prescribes, I'm saying this based on how they talk to you, how they act, and how much compassion they show.

    So few people, even doctors, take into account a person's quality of life, and how that affect their personal relationships, and how incredibly important it is, even more so than any medical procedure, antibiotic course, or surgery, unless those things provide a quality of life to that person, which they can, but often times those things aren't enough for people who have injuries that they won't ever fully recover from. Hell, had I known that I'd be like I am right now with the knee surgery, I would have NEVER, EVER signed those papers, and went under the knife. I would have taken my chances, and truthfully, rather have been dead. If I am pissed at 1337 for anything, it would be to tell me to go through with those surgeries. The infection in my soft tissues could have been beat with a long course of IV antibiotics, and I'd have just been in the same boat I'm in now, just without losing the mobility I once had prior to the surgeries. I was an idiot for not sticking to my guns about surgery, and being pressured by those who don't know my body like I know my body. That doesn't even go over the post-traumatic-stress I've suffered from the surgeries that I don't even want to go into that has fucked my mind in ways I don't even want to think about if I had any choice in it. I was truly better off dead with how this all fucked me up, with how this really, and truly ruined whatever little bit of quality I may have had before, and that also being only with opioid pain medication too, now it's just gotten worse.

    If one has poor or no quality of life, then what's the point? Especially if that lack of quality is caused by chronic and persistent pain that had next to no chance of resolving with or without surgery. I really need to be here, if not for all the other shit seriously wrong, and life threatening, so that my pain can be controlled, and I can get into pain management again, and just maybe regain some quality of life.

    It's so sad that this is your identity hydro. I hope everything works out for you and its not in some bitch ass snarky way that I'm saying this.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone In other more happy news, I was given a bit of MDMA from this girl I've been going out and smoking with from the maternity ward. I'm fucking jealous, those bitches have comfy rocking recliners over there. I delivered so many fucking babies before(well, I shat one out once, but I've been there, and had to stick my hands up many a cunt before to flip/get a baby unstuck more times than I can count, and sucked the snot/amniotic sac goopy snot out of babies noses, so that fucking counts) and I never fucking got a comfy rocking recliner before, and I've had to rock a lot of fucking newborns in my life (mostly puppies, but my fair share of goats too). I'm gettin' me one when I'm outta here.

    lol her nurse put out a BOLO for her when she was gone for like… 2-3 hours. My nursing unit gives zero fucks, but I guess it's because she's in the maternity, and they are really anal cunts (haha, I guess it's from all the cunts they have to put up with, but I see why 1337's ex wanted to work in a maternity unit with all the comfy shit, and the fucking snack pantry that's like sitting out in the hall to be grazed upon by prego bitches). My nurses are cool enough not to care if I'm gone for hours. I've made a lot of friends here… fuck, I make friends where ever I go. At any point, I got like 5 people who call me on my phone in my room to get me to come out and smoke when they're going.

    Damn, I fucking passed out before I got to post this lol

    Hydro its hella trashy to be in the hospital for no reason for like 5 weeks.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    To blast down Acter...
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- This is kind of vapor wave.

    Lol.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I found RestStop's theme song:

  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop She is waiting……


    If she came over to my house I'd order 100 wings and have a dance party with her.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    mmmq i hope you've had a very decent xm-as
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Slickboys wife probably divorced him.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Acter sold all his xmas gift cards to go to an asian massage parlor and was rejected
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    CandyBootys xmas.. her grey beard UPS man got her a bad necklace..
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

    This is some scummy norcal shit n i love it!
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