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Posts by Enterita

  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q

    Someone once said that I remind them of "goob" from that movie. Still haven't seen it, but watched some clips on youtube.

  2. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lots of girls like that

    Are you sure that's not just a meme? Like "hurr durr girls like older guys" when in reality they just like chad?
  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mso8 i thought you knocked up a girl



    I don't wanna talk about it.
  4. Enterita African Astronaut
    Looked in the mirror and holy fuck, he was right. I'm going grey on the sides. This is the fucking end. Now I'm going to be "old" and no women will want me.
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I will if you declare yourself my electronic friend. And if you stop dissing dhers and calling us losers.

    If I just called anyone my friend, I'd be no better than a fucking whore. I have to get to know you first. What do you think of women?
  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    why can't you take a photo of your torso
  7. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung You're not very bright dude. They are lying…lol. I'm tall, handsome and built like a brick shithouse…. im a bodybuilder.

    Who's that fat guy they keep posting?

    Can you post a photo of your torso to prove it. Hold a piece of paper with "WellHung" written on it. If you can't do this then I'll just believe you're the fat guy they post.
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL What if enter is actually a FtM tranny and the reason he hates women so much is because he was bullied a lot in school.

    That's really funny.
  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    Aren't you a loser they all make fun of for being fat and ugly? Yet you actually had sex with one of them? I don't even know where to fucking begin here.
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill I think wellhung is the only person here who thinks virgin is an adult insult

    Bill Krozby
  11. Enterita African Astronaut
    I want the pity from people. I want to be an advertisement for how women can be so shallow and cruel to reject me. But it's mainly the pity. Such an underrated feeling. I'd rather be felt sorry for than admired... how weird is that?

    I guess I can still get it here, right? Like half of you people call me a virgin and an incel anyway, so... like, would anyone even notice the inconsistencies in my posts?

    I'm a virgin. I've never had sex. I'm almost 30 and I'm a fucking virgin because women fucking hate me. :(
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    When someone TSTM's your thanks can go down because that took away a user.
  13. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q I don't see the point of it.


    I mean, why bother ? Just move on.

    It'd make me feel good to know I fucked her up mentally.
  14. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL 94120

    >san fransisco zip code
    >like Lanny doesn't regularly admit he lives in san fransisco

    lol You're so fucking funny.
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    If I asked out a girl and then she obviously rejected me, since I have no social circle or ever go outside, I could fake my death pretty easily. I would fake my death that night and then she'd think it was her fault, like asking her out was my final attempt at self worth or something lol. That'd fuck her up right?
  16. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it's not worth the cost/effort unlessyou' re a confirmed vinylsexual

    try listening to the same music on CD VS vinyl and see if the difference is significant for you to rebuy everything. most people get into vinyl for the aesthetic more than anything else

    What's the aesthetic they like so much? The low quality/crackling noises? Do they just pretend to like it because they want to be different etc?
  17. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'd like to see the VERY LATEST PIC. :) :) :)

    Also Tommy Lund my nigga RIP

    Wtf? Tommy died? Dont troll me.
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    Fuck that collage had an ugly as fuck design. Nobody on Zoklet had any artistic skill at all.
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm just growing out my facial hair now but shave my neck and line it up now so it doesn't look shitty. I should line up the shit on my cheeks or bring it down, though. It still doesn't grow too full there. My mustache and chinbeard and jawline are all pretty good though.

    Did you fucking hate the zoklet admins for demodding you just for that incident? They were such fickle weird fucks.
  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I forgot to use aftershave this morning after I shaved my neck. I think I'm dying.

    This is entrapment for a hellacious neckbeard joke, isn't it?
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