Posts by Enterita

1. 2018-08-17 at 1:51 PM UTC in [Serious] An intervention for -SpectraL.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I was on the Internet when the entire Internet was just a hand calculator. All you could do was add, subtract, multiply and divide.

   
   lol so is this an admission masked as humor?
   
   You're almost there, Speckles. Come on, you can admit it now. We're all here for you!
2. 2018-08-17 at 1:39 PM UTC in [Serious] An intervention for -SpectraL.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Look, -SpectraL, we all love you, buddy... and by you, we mean the REAL you, not this "Totsean since 1989" character you've invented.
   
   You don't need to do that any more. We're here for you, to accept you for who you are. You signed up during the 2006 tsunoobie, so what? There were plenty of other tsunoobi's since then. Hey, you could've been a complete faggot like §m£ÂgØL who only signed up during the Zoklet era!
   
   Come on, Speckles. There's no need to lie anymore. You can finally be yourself. You can grow as a character.
   
   You know in your heart, the right thing to do. We all love you.
3. 2018-08-17 at 1:31 PM UTC in Anyone who isn't using the new NIS theme is a nostalgic faggot.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm still using the Totse theme.

   
   You should use your l337 coding skills that you picked up over the years to make a Totse theme for the one from the '90s, before it went on the web. That'd be better for you, right?
4. 2018-08-17 at 1:01 PM UTC in How to shut a whiny kid up
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

   
   lol
5. 2018-08-17 at 12:21 PM UTC in Lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely...
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lit Papi Get a girlfriend fucking faggot

   
   I did but uh...
   
   
   
   ...will make a thread about that later when it doesn't hurt as much. Honk.
6. 2018-08-17 at 12:08 PM UTC in Lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely...
   Enterita African Astronaut
   lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely...
7. 2018-08-17 at 11:57 AM UTC in Anyone who isn't using the new NIS theme is a nostalgic faggot.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   "I MISS MY TOTSE ;_; I NEED TO PRETEND THIS SITE IS LIKE MY OLD ONE, WAAAAAAAAAA"
   
   Fuckers! The white theme is superior.
   
   WHITE THEME POWER! WHITE THEME POWER! WHITE THEME POWER!
8. 2018-08-17 at 11:03 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I went to a guy's 21st, he did whiskey shots all night and finished it projectile vomiting.
   
   he woke up the next day with the worst hangover, went to brush his teeth… and projectile vomited for another half hour. someone had dipped his toothbrush in whiskey

   
   hahahaha
9. 2018-08-17 at 10:33 AM UTC in Should I buy a record player
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor I dont know, what do you think?

   
   Hmmmm... yeah seems like a waste of money
10. 2018-08-17 at 10:14 AM UTC in Should I buy a record player
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Is it actually better or just for hipster fags
11. 2018-08-17 at 9:55 AM UTC in Are we the biggest losers of totse.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra yeah probably

    
    Can we plz live 2gether like frank and charlie. Not joking, pm me. Would it be better than ur current living situation?
12. 2018-08-17 at 9:52 AM UTC in Are we the biggest losers of totse.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    We stuck around the longest. Is that a good or bad thing.
13. 2018-08-17 at 9:50 AM UTC in Back to Zoklet Basics
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Zok just used that as an excuse. A week before he promised to make the site better and be an active admin, and needed an out so he wouldnt go back on his word AGAIN. Fucking lazy pussy lmao.
14. 2018-08-17 at 9:38 AM UTC in How to shut a whiny kid up
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grimace That's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
    
    Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
    
    Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
    
    There. No more whiny kid. :)

    
    This is like a classic Totse post.
15. 2018-08-17 at 9:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cootehill Only problem is when it makes you feel like fighting, which it does to me sometimes.

    
    Not a thing
16. 2018-08-17 at 9:20 AM UTC in Whenever I hate people, and I get to know a guy more personally...
    Enterita African Astronaut
    ...I think "ah people arent all bad".
    
    Thats never happened after getting to know a woman more personally.
17. 2018-08-17 at 9:01 AM UTC in it pisses me off so much that women have rights
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Whoa! I dont appreciate the sexism kind sir.
18. 2018-08-17 at 6:49 AM UTC in Going to court cases for fun.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she didn't meet me off of a drug criminal site dumbass. sorry but not sorry i actually meet women irl you incel.
    
    something you wouldn't know about women is that when you have them live with you they are closer to your personal live ie totse/ect..

    
    You said you met her off zoklet you fucking stooge
19. 2018-08-17 at 6:42 AM UTC in All women are trash lol.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    People will make fun of me but look at your own life. Bill Krozby, your criminal record is all because of women. The happiest people here are virgins who stay away from them and focus on their hobbies like Lanny etc. Im fucking right.
    
    Women are the biggest temptation. The fucking apple. Stay away from them for a good life.
    
    Its why gay guys are so happy.
20. 2018-08-17 at 6:40 AM UTC in All women are trash lol.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    For realz, theyre all so weak and just want to extract and suck the life out of you. I think I am making the right decision by staying single all my life, with the occasional hooker.
    
    Every horrific moment from my life so far was all because of women. They werent always to blame every time, but it was because of them that shit went down.
    
    I am done. Officially done with women.