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Posts by Enterita

  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer I think he hates me because he can't block me…….for life. LMRAO

    I have no idea who you are.
  2. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL How can you be dead before you are alive? Death is the stopping of life, dead is always used in a past tense if not an adjective or something else.

  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by dudez_0 Message her on some social media platform saying something along the lines of: "There's nothing to live for then, bye". Then never open and respond to her messages.

    Ooh, that's good!
  4. Enterita African Astronaut
    says the word "memes"
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † She was probably my soulmate.

    No she wasn't.

    We both reacted to eachother the same way.

    No you didn't.
  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra And if you gaze long into the mongolvoid, the mongolvoid also gazes into you.

    lol
  7. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † I've always just wanted to be dead.

    You were, for all of eternity right before you were born. Just give this a go for a few more years for kicks.
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † When she comes to the funeral, rape her.

    People say the nicest things about you only when you're dead. I've always wanted to fake my death just to see my funeral.
  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Hand writing her a note explaining how she was your last hope, that all you wanted was at least ONE little date with her, and she stole that.. She stole your life. Put it in her mailbox or wherever the fuck she'd get it.

    Of course it would be best if yiu could plan it to where you could actually SEE HER read it but that'd be tough to setup probably.

    Good idea, but it'd just make me come across as a psycho.
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by dudez_0 Probably would, I mean; if it doesn't. That'd fuck me up more than her. But how are you planning to fake your death? There are a couple of ways that comes to mind, but it must be believable.

    (Or you could just start doing drugs and forget about your problems instead of being miserable all the time.)

    I can make a bunch of fake accounts on facebook that can be my "friends" and "family". Privatize them to fuck so they look legit. Then make a post on my facebook but change the settings so it only appears for her and the fake accounts I make. Then make a post saying, "Hey this is Enterita's brother, I'm afraid to announce that yesterday he took his own life blah blah blah. Please message me for details on the funeral", and then have the fake accounts like it. Nobody I actually know will see the post, only her.

    What ideas did you have?
  11. Enterita African Astronaut
    1) She's white but listens to black music.
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist 2 reasons, the first because I need more bollock space than all the other users so it creates extra room on my posts for me to sit comfortably with my legs apart. Secondly I know a lot of users here find it really annoying. I've had untold pm's telling me to stop and even making threats and calling me every cunt under the sun. So I keep it up to annoy the shit out of them. And yeah I do it pretty much without even thinking now. I started on zoklet, in fact sometimes I even nearly do it in PM's or on other sites and that. A few times I've gone to do it in fb posts, etc.

    But yeah its incredibly rare to see a post of mine now where I forget to do it. I've heard if you find one its so rare that its actually quite valuable too. Unfortunately tho most of the ones you're likely to come across are actually fakes and are worthless I'm afraid.



    I caught one.
  13. Enterita African Astronaut
    Sploo was a normal, edgy 16-year-old back on zoklet. He started talking about how he was a sociopath etc as a "troll", but then kept it up as he kept doing drugs. The addition of drugs to his trolling made him unable to differentiate between what was really his personality and what wasn't, and now his entire being is a shtick he made up on a forum 10 years ago lmao.
  14. Enterita African Astronaut
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III this is my true self

    lol
  16. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist Well I find you entertaining enter. and what's more I very much appreciate you being here entertaining us. I'm one of the ones that misses you when you're not around here for a while.



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    Thanks. You say what everyone else won't admit. Why do you do that huge space with the dot in each post? Is it automatic? Do you ever forget to do it?
  17. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS How many times have you said this? About how many personalities?

    Well... how long's a piece of string?

    Off the top of my head, I've said it about Dale Cooper, Pee-Wee Herman, Dennis Reynolds, Bugs Bunny, Chris Hansen, Daffy Duck, Ted Bundy, Bart Simpson, Snake Jailbird, Sideshow Bob, Jerry Seinfeld, Hank Scorpio, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Frank Reynolds, Cosmo Kramer, Mac McDonald, Walter White, Charlie Kelly, Patrick Bateman, Wile E. Coyote, Jack Torrance, Evil Dale Cooper, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Randy Marsh, Donald Trump... just to name a few.

    But the difference between those times and this time, is this time I'm already pretty much like Captain Spaulding deep down. I don't have to do any changing, you know? I'm a bad guy, and I'm also an entertainer. Now I get to combine the two! And be more confident and stuff, like my hero, Captain Spaulding!
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    Yes. This suits me. This is who I yams.

    This is like a revelation.
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    I am an entertainer, but I'm also evil. I am like Captain Spaulding or Saul Goodman. That's who I yams. I must stop running from who I yams.
  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 You’re not very interesting to us men either

    😁

    I have more of a personality than you, you emoji-using piece of shit.
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