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2018-08-19 at 10:26 AM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?
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2018-08-19 at 9:21 AM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?One time me and my friends witnessed a carjacking victim, and instead of helping him we just made jokes and stuff. The victim was really fat so we were just roasting the guy like, "well there goes the money for the lipo" lol.
Anyway, as we were walking away, a cop stopped us and said we were under arrest for a "good samaritan law" which was total bullshit. We were arrested for not assisting, when the real culprit was still out there lyin' and laughin'? -
2018-08-19 at 9:08 AM UTC in No women will ever like me.
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2018-08-19 at 8:50 AM UTC in No women will ever like me.But that's okay! I will never like one either.
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2018-08-19 at 8:14 AM UTC in What's the longest you've been camping?I guess I could set up a bush shower.
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2018-08-19 at 8:11 AM UTC in What's the longest you've been camping?
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2018-08-19 at 6:56 AM UTC in I'm gonna go back to the gym.But what do I do about hemorrhoids this time? Do I just lift lighter when doing legs and deadlifts and stuff? :/ What's the point of "pushing yourself" if my asshole is gonna fall out?
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2018-08-19 at 6:52 AM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"
Originally posted by Item 9 mdma made me feel too "bugged out" and like I was moving fast and the blurry vision / your eye focus moving around from what your trying to look at makes me not care for it. The "euphoria" is nice for awile, but its not one of my top picks. One thing it has going for it is you can fall asleep after its worn off in 5 to 6 hours and not be up all night and all next day.
What do you like about LSD? What sorta stuff do you do on it? -
2018-08-19 at 6:52 AM UTC in got catfished
Originally posted by Bill Krozby dude i was actually trying to be civil and put my best foot forward but she almost immediately proved to be a stupid bitch. I'm not one of those dudes that thinks all women are evil blah blah blah but its idiots like that that are fucking trash.
but it's not even a woman thing to be honest one of the dudes was a total douche bag to me for no reason.
I was on a date with a girl who I hated once, and went through her purse when she went to go dancing. I opened up her wallet and was gonna take 20 bucks out, but decided against it. She came back over like 30 seconds later and looked through her purse and wallet and counted her money. Wtf? Did she see me going through it, despite being drunk and with all the lights an music blaring? Lucky I didn't take the money. -
2018-08-19 at 6:43 AM UTC in got catfishedLmfao. First time I've actually read a Bill Krozby post and it's fucking funny. Stupid bitch actually told a stranger to look after her purse? That's hilarious that you threw her bank card in the trash.
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2018-08-19 at 5:26 AM UTC in Back to Zoklet Basics-SpectraL the l33t hacker and summoner of demons finally tracks down Lanny and shows up at his house:
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2018-08-19 at 5:18 AM UTC in Back to Zoklet Basics
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2018-08-19 at 3:41 AM UTC in What's the longest you've been camping?I wanna go camping by myself, get away from it all. No people or technology or anything for a whole month. Anyone ever done this?
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2018-08-19 at 3:40 AM UTC in Not listening to music for a year so it sounds amazing when I finally do.
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Nah it's like video games or masturbation
You can change the material but over time your brain will still become desensitized to the stimuli.
OP do yourself a favor and try not listening to anything for the next five months, then get super blazed and put on your favorite album.
You'll learn that treating music as something special that is reserved for certain occasions is way better than abusing it as something constantly in the background.
When I get moved into an apartment and buy some new speakers or a new pair of headphones I'll reserve listening to music as something akin to watching a movie, that way it'll be more special and rewarding.
Liek that MitM episode where Malcolm can't appreciate music and fails his music theory class, but then Dewey deafens him, and then when he can hear again he finally appreciates music???
It's gonna be hard not listening to music. It's fucking everywhere. In stores, in shows, etc etc. I've always wanted to go camping for like a month. I could do the no music thing then. -
2018-08-19 at 3:19 AM UTC in o fuk we can't make micrachips any smaller were so fuqin boned
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2018-08-19 at 2:07 AM UTC in o fuk we can't make micrachips any smaller were so fuqin boned
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2018-08-19 at 1:59 AM UTC in The new search function is blacked out.Its blacked out so you cant see what ur typing in the white layout.
Just realized its the search button covering it. Im on mobile. -
2018-08-19 at 1:56 AM UTC in Avoid making love or having sex
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2018-08-19 at 1:52 AM UTC in Back to Zoklet Basics
Originally posted by -SpectraL I think it's better if you're not quite sure if I have it or not. I mean, you are 99.9% sure I don't, but there will always be that 0.01% of doubt if I don't tell you. I have to be very tactical in dealing with people like you. I need to keep my cards very close to my chest.
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2018-08-19 at 1:51 AM UTC in Alright here it is, another MS PAINT thread!You eating out hydros gnarly pussy, while being fucked in the ass by her husband.