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Posts by Enterita

  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Carly Rae Jepsen is a fucking cunt.
  2. Enterita African Astronaut
    A girl talks to me and I exaggerate to everyone and act like she's interested in me. Going out to lunch with a girl isn't a "date". It's just eating lunch with a girl ffs.

    I'm a fucking virign.

    A fucking loser virgin.

    I'm pathetic. And now I'm going grey so I'll never have a chance with any women ever again. Fuck.
  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    He was already removed from the gene pool, and you know that. Therefore, since your celebrations were based on false pretenses, you meant no malice towards malice and this was just another attempt at being an edgy faggot.
  4. Enterita African Astronaut
    If I actually stopped being a sulking, emotional phaggot, I could've really made a strong connection with them, and then make more of an impact when I emotionally destroyed them later on.

    Life's regrets, I suppose.
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS

  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    I'd say nobody, however.
  7. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm sorry, but there's no way we can let you get the truth about Totse and 9/11. Stop digging.. or else.

    lmao. -SpectraL may be a fucking nutjob... *squeezes his cheek* but he's my little nutjob.
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He was already lynched when I got 'im.

    Oh my.
  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace Enter, stupid noob has been around a lot longer. He's OG totse, bro. BRO

    Everybody's thinking of "stupid newbie".

    stupid noob signed up to Zoklet in early 2014.
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Zok is buried under the apple tree in my backyard. I make an apple pie every fall.

    did you use the same apple tree to lynch him?
  11. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stupid noob Your comics were shit.

    Hahahhaha he really gets angry when denied his totse OG status
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stupid noob Usually you take 10

    inches

    you take 1

  13. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT 1985 attempting to siphon gas from an in ground tank without a pump,, it was my first attempt at free gas

    The fuck? How old are you?
  14. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill 2/10

    Hey, all the points add up! I'll take that 2.
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Now that's a brutal "Didn't read". Holy fuck. Hahaha.

    Ironically, by not reading it, dumb bitch didn't even realize it wasn't a woman bashing thread, lmao.
  16. Enterita African Astronaut
    Ugh, so I was talking to this fucking bitch today, and shegmkc

    gmkv
    bls;,b
    gs


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    ACCORDING TO OUR ADVANCED INSTRUMENTS, TWO OF YOUR INHABITANTS UNKNOWINGLY HOLD THE GREATEST WORK OF FICTION IN ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, ONE POSTING ON THIS VERY FORUM. THE BOOK TITLED, "HITCHHIKED INTO CONCEPTION", WHICH SOLD ONE (1) COPY ON AMAZON MUST BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR MAIN HEADQUARTERS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, FOR IT HOLDS THE POWER OF ETERNAL LIFE FOR ALL WHO READ IT DUE TO ITS BRILLIANCE.

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    TAKE CARE, EARTHLINGS. ONLY YOU HOLD THE POWER. PLEASE GET US THIS BOOK.


    gskv
    Vjkns/v

    B..

    ..ust can't FUCKING BELIEVE that whore did that to me. Ugh. Anyway, rant over. And I was doing so well with not ranting about women, too. :(

    EDIT: what the fuck just happened to my post
  17. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace A friend of mine was driving me home after I spent a few hours at his house and had ONE shot of Everclear. Lo and behold, as we pulled onto my street, there were the cops, arresting one of my neighbors (lol). My dumbass friend stops the car anyway so it's too late to try and get him to keep going. The cops turned around and everything. I was all, "Fucking dumbass! Jesus Christ! I hope you have bail money. I am going to jail tonight!" all he said was "Sorry, dude" in a retarded sort of way, but I guess he was worried about his potential DUI.

    Anyway, I get out of the car and start walking the 500ft from the bottom of the road to my house, which forced me to walk right past the flashing blue and red light arrest scene going on. I just tried to act like it was none of my fucking business, which it wasn't. Those faggot cops let me get 1/2 way up the street before they called me out by my NAME. "GRIMACE! Come here for a second."

    "God damnit.", I thought to myself. "Do I fucking run? Do I make them earn their check? One of them is fat. I can definitely outrun him. The other one seems fit, he might get me. Either way, warrant will be issued. Fuck, fuck, FUCK!"

    So I turn around and walk back down to the arrest scene of my neighbor.

    "You been drinking tonight?", the fat one asks.

    "No.", I say.

    "Don't lie to me. I can smell it on you.", he says. This fucking infuriated me, as there was no possible way he could have SMELLED the ONE SHOT of Everclear I took 2 hours prior when I was walking up the street 20ft from him.

    "No you don't. I haven't been drinking.", I say defiantly.

    "We're going to give you a breathalyzer and find out.", he says.

    "No you're not.", I say.

    "We're not? Are you refusing the breathalyzer? If you're not guilty, there is nothing to worry about.", he said with a smirk on his face. The tone in his voice and the smirk on his face sent me into a silent rage.

    "You piece of fucking shit fatass cop", I thought to myself as he stared at me with that smirk on his face.

    "Yeah, you're probably drunk. We know how you GRIMACE'S are.", the cop said while laughing to his buddy. This was it.

    "Yeah? FUCK YOU, bitch!", I shouted and SPIT on his chest, staining his faggot uniform with my spit wad.

    He looked down at it, then looked at me, and I could see the RAGE come over him as he and his partner tackled me and did some sort of backwoods hog tie maneuver as I kicked and thrashed to get me in the back of the car. The whole time, I am screaming, "FUCK YOU, FAGGOT!" as I thrash and try to break free.

    For some reason, and I don't know to this day why, the cop didn't charge me with spitting on him. All I was charged with was disorderly conduct, which was dropped to time served since I spent a week in jail over it.

    Still. That was the dumbest reason I was ever arrested, both on my part for spitting on the faggot fucker and on their part for fucking with me when I was just walking past to go home. I guess they figured "two for one!" while they were there arresting my neighbor.

    I fucking hate cops. Most of them, anyway.

    Why was he calling you Grimace? Didn't you go by Panthrax back then?

    Ugh, your fucking dumb friend. I fucking hate other people. They're all retarded.
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    It's not hot. She's enjoying it, meaning she isn't in any true pain. Therefore, anyone who's hitting her is just a cuck making a woman feel pleasure.
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I went camping for 3 months consecutively. Greatest experience in my life.

    how'd you shower
  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    Its never gotten me anywhere hahahaha. Happy they at least tried for me I guess.
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