Making a girl think I killed myself because of her.

1. 2018-08-18 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #21
   

   dudez_0 Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enterita I can make a bunch of fake accounts on facebook that can be my "friends" and "family". Privatize them to fuck so they look legit. Then make a post on my facebook but change the settings so it only appears for her and the fake accounts I make. Then make a post saying, "Hey this is Enterita's brother, I'm afraid to announce that yesterday he took his own life blah blah blah. Please message me for details on the funeral", and then have the fake accounts like it. Nobody I actually know will see the post, only her.
   
   What ideas did you have?

   Well my idea is quite similar to yours. Message her on some social media platform saying something along the lines of: "There's nothing to live for then, bye". Then never open and respond to her messages. Then somehow make a family member or a friend "confirm" the suicide.
   
   OT: These fucking captchas are making me fucking suicidal, a couple of post left to go :/
2. 2018-08-18 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #22
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by dudez_0 Message her on some social media platform saying something along the lines of: "There's nothing to live for then, bye". Then never open and respond to her messages.

   
   Ooh, that's good!
3. 2018-08-18 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #23
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL How can you be dead before you are alive? Death is the stopping of life, dead is always used in a past tense if not an adjective or something else.

   
   
4. 2018-08-18 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #24
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Enterita If I asked out a girl and then she obviously rejected me, since I have no social circle or ever go outside, I could fake my death pretty easily. I would fake my death that night and then she'd think it was her fault, like asking her out was my final attempt at self worth or something lol. That'd fuck her up right?

   
   Why don't you wait until she's following you down the street and then at the red light slam.on your brakes and let her slam you in the rearend. Then you'll have enough insurance money to go incognito and reinvent yourself in seven.years to declare yourself dead and collectyour life insurance as your own twin brother?
5. 2018-08-18 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL How can you be dead before you are alive? Death is the stopping of life, dead is always used in a past tense if not an adjective or something else.

   
   You've never heard of the living dead??! That's what we are.