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  1. >doing acid while pregnant

    It's very well established that LSD causes genetic damage. I hope you die very soon.
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  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny actually maybe I can find some helpful tips

    You may notice that an unusual amount of these symptoms apply to you.
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Malice, what would you do if a few doctors reviewed your diagnosis and all concluded that you don't have autism?
  4. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum >doing acid while pregnant

    It's very well established that LSD causes genetic damage. I hope you die very soon.

    It can also fast-track the user to a free abortion without any of the guilt.
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice You may notice that an unusual amount of these symptoms apply to you.

    Never had problems crossing floor surfaces, like from wood to carpet (lol)
  6. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    hydro, will you tell your...jesus christ...child...that you let a dog fuck you while it was growing inside of you?
  7. Originally posted by Daily hydro, will you tell your…jesus christ…child…that you let a dog fuck you while it was growing inside of you?

    Most of what she's saying is a troll. At least I hope it is. She probably isn't marrying 1337. She probably didn't fuck a dog. But I do know she is a prostitute, and I do know she's willing to do drugs while pregnant.
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  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum >doing acid while pregnant

    It's very well established that LSD causes genetic damage. I hope you die very soon.
    You must have misunderstood- 1337 is the one dropping acid, not me. I cannot for obvious reasons stated below. You tried to convince me to drop acid when I was pregnant before and i had to educate you as to why I could not do that. You even claimed you looked into it and couldn't find any reason it'd hurt the fetus.

    I'd like sources regarding this genetic damage though. That does sound interesting to read about.

    I hope you die very soon too.


    Originally posted by Zanick It can also fast-track the user to a free abortion without any of the guilt.

    exactly.
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Daily hydro, will you tell your…jesus christ…child…that you let a dog fuck you while it was growing inside of you?

    We'll see who's laughing when the kid is born half man half dog with a superhuman sense of smell and the ability to experience extreme euphoria by sticking his head out the window of a moving car.
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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh, on a side note I almost forgot to post since I've been so busy, earlier this way I got paid good money to let a dog fuck me. That was pretty interesting. He knotted up in me and we were stuck together for 30minutes. Plus it put's me 1k ahead too, so there's that.

    ah man, you're fucking disgusting woman. i would punch the shit out of any chick if i fucked her then found out she'd done that. that shit is beyond gross.



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  11. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Most of what she's saying is a troll. At least I hope it is. She probably isn't marrying 1337. She probably didn't fuck a dog. But I do know she is a prostitute, and I do know she's willing to do drugs while pregnant.

    Well, it' not. I am legitimately getting married, taking his last name and going to be 1337's wife. I also did fuck a dog for a grand. Got the claw marks on my back to prove it too. But if you think they are trolls, how do you know that me prostituting isn't? I mean.. how do you have that certainty, but not the certainty of the others?

    As for telling my child when they're older, yeah, probably will.
  12. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I don't know who's jediing who anymore
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  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone
    Originally posted by Zanick It can also fast-track the user to a free abortion without any of the guilt.

    exactly.

    You'll want to note that my post was very sarcastic. Please don't try to produce an abortion using LSD, you will have a psychotic break on the toilet.
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    the jediing graph is most definitely cyclic in nature
  15. Originally posted by hydromorphone You must have misunderstood- 1337 is the one dropping acid, not me. I cannot for obvious reasons stated below. You tried to convince me to drop acid when I was pregnant before and i had to educate you as to why I could not do that. You even claimed you looked into it and couldn't find any reason it'd hurt the fetus.

    I'd like sources regarding this genetic damage though. That does sound interesting to read about.

    I hope you die very soon too.




    exactly.

    Your boyfriend already exposed you on kik. You have already tried the LSD.
  16. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Lanny We'll see who's laughing when the kid is born half man half dog with a superhuman sense of smell and the ability to experience extreme euphoria by sticking his head out the window of a moving car.

    oh god that had me laughing so hard my sides hurt. hopefully not preterm labor.



    Originally posted by NARCassist ah man, you're fucking disgusting woman. i would punch the shit out of any chick if i fucked her then found out she'd done that. that shit is beyond gross.



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    oh come on, dogs are awesome. They're better than most people too. They don't lie, cheat, or give you bullshit and are always happy to see you... and they fuck pretty good too.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Zanick Malice, what would you do if a few doctors reviewed your diagnosis and all concluded that you don't have autism?

    There is no fucking way in hell I don't have Asperger's. I did an enormous amount of introspection/reflection, aided by my unusual long-term memory,...

    Lanny, do you remember that time I made a thread about an old thread you had made about a porn video? It was two girls in their late teens/early 20s fooling around a bit in a dressing room. You edited it to say "Voyeurism is a sin", but fortunately there was either a cached or archived version available. I think I was trying to provide evidence that you were lying about being a girl. You're excuse was just that you "thought it was kind of sweet". There was also that time I was attempting to make the case that you were a pedophile, but that was just trolling.

    Hey, imagine how good of a detective I would be. I was the first to independently discover that Sophie was psychomantis, which he denied until he was no longer able to weasel out of it. Literally read every single post of his on Long Live Zoklet. Great memory, heightened senses, obsession, divergent thinking, pattern recognition etc. Sherlock Holmes is actually referred to as a model of a fictional character who may be on the spectrum. Of course IRL it isn't anywhere near as fun and shit just gets old.

    ...and it's simply un-fucking-deniable.
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  18. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Your boyfriend already exposed you on kik. You have already tried the LSD.

    no... I haven't. I got a 10 strip for him. Now he ha already, and is saving 5 hits for our wedding day.
  19. Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, it' not. I am legitimately getting married, taking his last name and going to be 1337's wife. I also did fuck a dog for a grand. Got the claw marks on my back to prove it too. But if you think they are trolls, how do you know that me prostituting isn't? I mean.. how do you have that certainty, but not the certainty of the others?

    As for telling my child when they're older, yeah, probably will.

    Well, one reason is that you told me when you first started that you fucked a big black schizophrenic dude. And recently, "Lawrence" has texted poc, since you gave him his number. He wants to fuck you again.

    Question though, will you still give him the old rate of 50/h or will you put your foot down and demand you're worth more?

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