this thred reminded me of my dream. i was a big MAN IN HEALTHCARE , i was doing my rounds and ent up in a chilled out conversation with an old timer just shootin the shit. well as soon as i walked away my boss jumped my ASS for going around her back and talking to the CEO. thats not how it was we were just chatting but im not one to cause trouble so i said yeah sure.
basically the job was being a healthcare man and pulling cables through the soffits in a big nursing place that looked like moscone center.
later in the dream i was parking my classic chevy impala in the city and they put it on a big car lift hell yeah that was cool right there.
then we went into bass pro shops on our motorcycles and rode them right into the stores and we were VIP so the store workers valet parked them. when we left one valet guy forgot he was walking my bike out the door and dropped it like a retard but i just let it go i wasnt sweating it.
i acked like i didnt see him drop it like a sperg and he was like UHHH YEAHHH MY BOSS WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BIKE IM NOT SURE WHY and i was like riiiiiiight its fine bromo dont worry about it
trhats just how it goes honestly when your pushin real weight
also after my boss got mad at me for shootin the shit with CEO she sperged out on me and said i should go take a bath and put on some chapstick , so literally i did right there in one of the patient rooms . if im gonna get paid to take a bath and put on chapstick you better believe it
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laundry sucks man its time for the next generation of laundry equipment, i do say. a sony vaio robot dog with a flashlight pussy that folds the laundry am i right fuys never get a wrinkle again
wat you think startrack
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tremors was scary as fuck and riba was a hot little ginger fuckmachine also i wanted a milly terry deuce-terd truck ever since seeing burts truck. literary that pic u put is where i get my mental image of what it would be like to live in the desert
oh SHIDDD brb guys i think theres a tremmer can hear me typing gotta get my elephant rifle and hamdle this real qwik
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
do you SPEND TOO MCUH TINE on yooo phone???
not really, i was raised by (lovely)boomers so my smartphone habits take after theirs. i dont even know how to work the damn thing half the time ill tell you wat. honestly none if it really makes any sense when your a modern man in a global economy like me, with a motor-G-Power phone
i wish i just had a nextquell chirp walkytalkyphone so me an my 'associates' could intrude and bother eachother at all hours without having to make a phone ring and just BLOOP eachother
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REMINDS ME OF THE FALSE-OUTRAGEOUS MEETUP AT THE BLACK BEAR DINER IN WALNUTS CREEK THAT LANNY WOULD NOT ATTEND DUE TO NOT WANTING TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT TO EAT PANCAKES AND BLOODY MARYS WITH THE BOIS
HONESTLY I DONT KNOW WHAT THE APPEAL OF THE PLACE IS ALL I SAW WAS A BUNCH OF STREETS FULL OF CARS AND A CHICKEN FIL A STORE WHICH I HAVE FOUND DIFFICULT TO GET IN THE LINE FOR WHICH BACKS UP BIGLY INTO THE STREET
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