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  1. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The DH NUTTER...
    ( folks? )

    The CHOMO, made with factory-seconds of a fat, greasy, polish weiner on deported Californian buns.
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  2. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult MORE LIKE THE LUIGI

    RATIO

    (thats bird for clowned on in front of girls) OIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    HELL YEAH, BRUTHER

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  3. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  4. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hire a big shot attorney from sanFRAN, chiCAGO, or NEW YORRRRRRRRRRRRK CITY and literary soo EVERYONE including the mailman and the process agent

    make it so they have to eat beans thatll get em to reconsider F-ing with the best and they will change their song real quick-like before you know it
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  6. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
    making minecraft plugins

    Wut plugin ideas u got?

    Plugin Ideas;


    EARMUFFS

    Block specific sounds, would be useful for operating farms or being around a large quantity of villagers
    to shut-out annoying sounds. Would be cool if it was a custom helmet enchantment that could be
    configured/toggled per sound type as needed.

    ~~~

    Telecommunications

    Satellite
    * When in a loaded chunk, will act as a repeater/communications hub for other devices or to
    other satellites. Probably should require line-of-sight

    Satellite Dish
    * Takes information from sat transceiver and transmits it to Satellite

    Satellite Transceiver
    * Takes information from ____s and forwards it to Satellite Dish

    Redstone Converter
    * Measures redstone level and provides it to Sat Transceiver

    Seismic Sensor
    * When explosion, block-breaking, or footsteps is detected it will estimate distance/location and provide it to
    Sat Transceiver. Possibly related to function of yet to be delivered skulk sensor.

    Printer
    * Will add messages received from transceiver to a book(s) with timestamping available.

    Fax Machine
    * Will "scan" the contents of a book and able to send them to be printed at other location.

    Dialer
    * Will send a message ( book contents ) to a printer or Pager when specified conditions
    are met ( redstone signal strength from specified side(s) ? )

    Pager/SMS-Phone
    * Can receive messages from dialer or send them to Printers or other Pagers
    ~~~


    Stronger Building Materials

    The idea is to allow adding some level of grief-resistance to some of the common building blocks, so that
    they take longer to mine. I would like if a custom enchantment could be created which would allow the
    block's creator and/or clan to have the regular break-times for these strengthened blocks.

    *Pressure Infuser
    This would be based on a block like the furnace, and you put wood items inside it,
    and it consumes other items ( perhaps fire resistance potions? ) to impart strengthening
    effects on the wood. The idea is that you are doing a process like pressure treating of
    wood to impregnate it with fire retardants etc.

    Allows you to create FR ( Fire Resistant ) logs, planks, slabs etc.


    *Obsidian Grinder
    This would also be based on a block like the furnace or brewing stand, and would convert
    obsidian into
    powdered/flaked or similar form. This powdered/flaked obsidian could be combined with
    common building blocks to increase their mining time and blast resistance ala obsidian.
    Perhaps it would consume TNT or diamonds ( diamond cutters ) to perform the conversion.

    Examples of items you might be able to create - Hardened Iron Door, Reinforced Concrete,
    Ballistic Glass.

    ~~~


    Trainable Mobs
    * Can tame a mob so it doesn't target you / your clan(s).
    * Can tell it to target other players, clans, etc. ( Operate on a whitelist, or blacklist, etc )
    * Can instruct it to stay put, or walk a 'beat'/patrol path
    * Can set boundaries to allow/end pursuit.
    * Can be set to fallback at specified health threshold, when threat is no longer visible etc
    * Can operate trapdoors, allowing a ranged-attacking mob to open the trapdoor and fire on
    player, then close the door to shield from return-fire.
    * Can receive status effects from friendly beacons

    Maybe a system where you tame them so they aren't aggressive towards you, then some method to increase their abilities like
    using bookcases on them to increase their intelligence to allow more complex functions.

    Security Cameras

    To my knowledge, existing security camera plugins work by basically allowing the player to "freecam" into the camera's location.
    The goal would be to allow the storage of footage, even if outside of the game. Limited research suggests there are no
    functions available to plugins that would allow screenshots to be created and saved. The two known approaches would be to
    either:

    * Run a ( modified ) client logged into the server, and have the plugin tell it what to look at/record.

    * Write a separate program to read the chunk-data and render the area(s) to be observed such as is done on bluemap and
    overviewer. Probably much more complicated to create and track changes to the chunk and player movements into/out of.
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  7. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Unban OP
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  8. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    younger woman are way better literary old women
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  9. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  10. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ghosty got this nigga double posting mad talking to himself an chit…🥴🤭

    the fruitcake got bigly mad
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  11. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I didn’t have enough money today to afford that on top of everything else, and I told him to come back in a week.

    A few minutes ago, I hear a loud noise outside of my house. I opened the door and noticed that he was cutting my grass.

    I went running out to him and yelled for him to stop... he shook his head no.
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  12. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The other guests watched the old man with their faces contorted in disgust,but his son remained calm.After they both finished eating,the son quietly helped his father and took him to the toilet. Cleaned food scraps from his crampled face and attempted to wash food stains on his clothes, graciously combed his gray hair and finally put on his glasses.
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  13. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Bill Krozby's death wasnt accidental - change my mind. if you dont live like the elites want you to, ur a target
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  14. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    YOU NO POST ENOUGH
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  15. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    MYDREAM

    I was at a airport, parked in their garage and the payment machine was damaged like someone accidentally crashed into it and so it was crooked. my mother ent up showing up and i was like hey look mom the machines broken that means i get to park for free and she was like hey yeah i think youre right bud.

    I went inside the airport to starcucks and i wanted to just order an espresso but they have their own venacular at that store wqhich was overwhelming and i accidentally mixed it up and ent up ordered a latte, i asked if they could make it with half-n-half and they said no we dont have half-n-half at our store, they told me how they got a LOT of leeway/independence in what they do and dont sell, they even had custom just-for-their-location lids for the cups. well i was corn-fused and started just taking drinks / food as they were finished and put out, i ent up eating a purple slushy, some jelly filled donuts, and a platter of crab legs and hush puppies before i realized that it was other peoples food. cant remember if i ever got my latte
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  16. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by slide22 ikr

    TosZok 1st Anual NYE Event

    send the kids to the aunties house and have wifey bring all her single or swinging girlfriends over for us to have a ho-down with


    Weeee Haw!

    like the bang-em-tang-em bros?
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  17. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by aldra doors closed but they were blasted open again

    DOOR GETS SHUT DOWN, BUT THEYGETOPENAGAIN, NEVER GONNA CLOSE THEM DOWN
    DOOR GETS SHUT DOWN, BUT THEYGETOPENAGAIN, NEVER GONNA CLOSE THEM DOWN
    DOOR GETS SHUT DOWN, BUT THEYGETOPENAGAIN, NEVER GONNA CLOSE THEM DOWN

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  18. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    are you sure that bushing needs to be set differently? why does it need to be different, cause the new pump doesn't mount the same or something? asking cause ive gone on some reatarded dyslexic missions on stuff like that before and wasted a lot of time messing with something i was just looking at wrong and didn't need to mess with in the first place.

    is this what you need to do, and how you already tried?

    use a bigger socket as a cup to 'catch' da bushing, and a smaller one to push. letter soak with peepee blaster or WD, give it a lil heat if you can

    is it something you could accomplish with adding a washer to space off the bushing farther?
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  19. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    are you allowed to use the pipe machine. just make nipples all day and take them home in your lunch box literally fill up your basement with nipples then when hard times hit you can sell them
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  20. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Bradley may I ask why u two ladies don't like each other?

    Why does every woman that posts here hate every other woman that posts here? Not a single one of you is friends with another.

    I suppose some of our male members are very similar .

    they like eachother thats how they bond, by hanging the piss on there mates
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