do you want a funeral? i used to be a huge blowhard and a total hardass to the highest degree and thought i didnt care a bit one way or the other.
my cousin-removed died the other day and he outlived both of his parents, his brother died a few years ago too. his parents outlived both of their children. they arent having a funeral for him. i thought wow how sad , hes going to get covered in soil without a ceremony. theyre old as fuck and both of their kids were badboys and died young and they dont want to go through the trauma of it anymore.
i only met him a few times and i dont think im any better than him, he was a bit weathered and liked to talk about fishing. i wonder if ill get buried/burned without a sendoff.
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Originally posted by Sudo
This guy worked for me before who was dating a blind woman who lost her sight like a year before they started dating. When they would fight he would rearrange the furniture. She would cheat on him too. She was also an intravenous drug user who would try and fail to hit her own veins. He ended up owing me money I kinda want to punch him in the head. Last time I saw him he swore he was gonna pay me (not much) then disappeared and sold his vehicle and spent it on crack. Fucking people these days are all shitty
ah yes, getting cucked by blind women is my fetish. thanks for getting me hard bro!
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i grew up on NIS back when a man was a man and we were delivered via birth-canal. these days you have a bunch of cut-outs running around yapping about stuff they dont understand. wouldnt have happened back in my day. SUPPORT YOURE LOCAL NIS MINORITY CACTUS
#ReclaimNIS
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this thred reminded me of my dream. i was a big MAN IN HEALTHCARE , i was doing my rounds and ent up in a chilled out conversation with an old timer just shootin the shit. well as soon as i walked away my boss jumped my ASS for going around her back and talking to the CEO. thats not how it was we were just chatting but im not one to cause trouble so i said yeah sure.
basically the job was being a healthcare man and pulling cables through the soffits in a big nursing place that looked like moscone center.
later in the dream i was parking my classic chevy impala in the city and they put it on a big car lift hell yeah that was cool right there.
then we went into bass pro shops on our motorcycles and rode them right into the stores and we were VIP so the store workers valet parked them. when we left one valet guy forgot he was walking my bike out the door and dropped it like a retard but i just let it go i wasnt sweating it.
i acked like i didnt see him drop it like a sperg and he was like UHHH YEAHHH MY BOSS WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BIKE IM NOT SURE WHY and i was like riiiiiiight its fine bromo dont worry about it
trhats just how it goes honestly when your pushin real weight
also after my boss got mad at me for shootin the shit with CEO she sperged out on me and said i should go take a bath and put on some chapstick , so literally i did right there in one of the patient rooms . if im gonna get paid to take a bath and put on chapstick you better believe it
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