2023-11-07 at 11:57 PM UTC
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Maniac4Bricks finally got laid
Reminds me of the sex move i invented and do erry night on infinitysocks mom and infinitysocks sister and infinitysocks cuzin HINKY.. the sloppy jalopy ( first i put a bRIK in theyre face ). so anyway like-a-said there i was just having a rooty tooty and busting sloppy jalopies left and right i was out of sight i was throwed. i ate so many shrimp i got iodine poyznin literary they were like "WhAt ARE you DOEURRRRRRRRRRING TO MY ORFICES, fuAAAAAACK MINE LEBEN!!!!! DEOS MIOS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
then out of kno wear PUPER THE BIG WHYTE DONG comes in the room with a home depot 5 gal of RARE briCKS and drops his new single entitled Lit Pupi and the STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA locs slid down on his face ( hes just a baby dog, but thats like 30 in human yrs )
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i think there should be a pre-engagement-party-party to plan the party.
i suggest there be lil smokies, pot stickers, and we hire a scantily clad barista with a bare mid drift to make us all lattes. sounds rootin tootin if you ask me but i digressed
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Fokes , say what you want but he has his methods.
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Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer...................................
luke. i am your father
whos your daddy
no, seriously. the condom broke…it wasnt my fault
*shoves a thermometer in kenans ass and dumps superglu onto his broken cockbag*
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2023-11-01 at 11:10 PM UTC
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TOTSE TRADING CARD GAME
introducting norcS
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2023-11-02 at 1:47 AM UTC
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scron solves the kafka
Some people are so empty inside that even having "everything" isn't enough to fill the void. They've got to tear others down to feel like they're standing tall. And that, gontzs, is a whole different level of fucked up.
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2023-10-29 at 12:49 AM UTC
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Heard a new term Yesterday
yeah pretty much man , someone the other day told swim something like.. 'everyone stays poor, trying to look rich' honesty i was taken ( liam nelson( aback
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Pocket laptop is pretty cool and does 7D2D ~40FPS on Medium at 1920x1200 ( i7 11th gen, 'iris XE' integrated graphics )
X230 ~20FPS ( drops to single digits on horde ) on extraLOW at 800x600 ( i5 3rd gen, Intel HD 4000 integrated graphics ).
It's very playable with the little 7" screen sitting close, but the keyboard is small so its easy to sausage-finger the wrong keys. Got a keyboard and mouse on the way and gonna try to use this shitty old vizio as a monitor till I decide what gamer monitor to get. Was thinking of trying an EGPU but a good housing/psu is 400 bucks plus graphics card, just to be bottlenecked by thunderbolt 3. Probably just get a desktop compy if I'm gonna get a legit GPU.
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They had narrow aisles, lots of shoppers, and not a lot of other stuff. Most of the non-clothes were just nick nacks on top of the clothes racks.
Honesty I was taken aback. They had a few computer screens but no prices on them and I assumed theyre piece of shits, and they had a coffee maker for 4 dollars and it was clean. The coffee maker is the only thing I would buy if mine was dirty i woulda just bought the four dollar one and thrown the dirty one away heard.
Anyway I was not impressed with the thrift
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2023-10-27 at 3:01 AM UTC
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wow, who snitched
6 FOURTY NINE DOLLARS ARE YOU SHITTING ME . A SUCKER IS BORN EVERY DAY ME OLD MUM SAID.
I GOT ONE A T VALUE VILLAGE IT WAs only a dollar but i JEDIED THEM DOWN TO 80 CENTS OF THE QUEENS PENCE
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2023-10-26 at 11:37 PM UTC
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amazon is slippin
literary ive been through so much trauma this year. i drank a entire 6 pack last night. but i digressed
due to my strange addiction ( internet shopping ) i literary order things online a lot. Amazon lures me in with the offer of free 2-day, next-day, or even same-day delivery yet here come lately theyve lost packages ( they bill immediately but they don't practice what they preach because they say oh sory weel refund you in 3-4 days, after u waited for 'the day that never comes' ) . and literary stuff is hella a day or two later than they advertised all the time.
literary it doesnt usually matter but theres times i want a tool for a project and then it doesn't show up when they said so i have my dick in my hand and i start jacking off becuase theres nothin else to do.
but so anyway im thinking about doing NO AMAZON 2024 since i alreayd preticipated in dont jack off october and dont drink december last month even though i only went like 4 days on both and what nots
its pretty crazy though they delivery till 9 or 10 at night here honesty thats pretty crazy IMO. i guess the gonts just cant keep up even with pissjugs and orwell drivercams
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2023-10-26 at 4:38 AM UTC
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pyshical traineing in NIS
practice youre power-shots by punching cats and dogs right in there little tummeys . its like sparring with a simulating human target
* gets a crack-smoking grant cabrone ad *
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2023-10-26 at 4:14 AM UTC
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it's a hardlife
Hey, if it was easy EVERYBODY would get thru it. Meanwhile youtube is jediwing me out with ads about how i need to shut the fuck up and look at my phone and learn how a real ass OG makes a 10 dollar website that NETS 14 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH AND JUST SCALE THAT SHIT UP YOU FUCKING RETARD SIGN UP TO MY CHANNEL AND BUY A CHEVY COCKETTE AND A GOD DAMNED ALIENWARE you poor-piss loser heard
But i digressed.
Back a few months ago I went down to Bakersfielf ( KERN COUNTY KRUSTERS ) to make a buck, I got tooled up with a real ass Hispanic. The man was having a whole heap of trouble with his wife. I'm not going to take sides but the guy just went to work grueling hours to try to PROVIDE LIKE A MAN and he was miserable and ended up going to jail for getting punched by a psychopath femoid ( reminds me of the stories about the women's battery shelter )
Flash forward to yesterday heard. LIterary I'm working with another MEXICAN Hispanic and my CEO warned me ' this man has been suspected of being at work on Alcohol before so you need to be aware for youre safety and let me know'. Literary hes probaly right I should know , but also I have a level 5 perception tree and I'm a lifelong alcoholic so I'm pretty sure I would notice all on my own just like last time down in Kern.
It just goes to show you that youre reputatoin precedes you and honestly I dont care if my pardner makes an OOPS and gets fucking drunk as long as he doesnt wig the fuck out ill just tell him to go fuck off in a broom closet and literary ill cover for him , who gives a shit man. but literary you have to watch youre tail these days because you never know who isnt watching i swear ive seen so many jackers these last two years
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*sends in lil sporty to sweep for mines*
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ur exactly right cigrat mane **pats keenan head** here here now
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your exactly right cigret man
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a woman came up and started talking with me. thats when my gaurdian angle barista said they had a extra hot choclate for me and gave me the cup it said this
i did not take the lid off but just to know those baristas were there warmed my heart and my shout goes out to all of them for looking after me safe
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fona get your white ass out of here son
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Originally posted by Niggles
AIDS related KP Lesions bleeding out?
lmfao SAVAGE BRAH
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