now im on all the naybors doording cameras running around in my bootybandit shorts looking high and low for my misdelivered qtips and they put my mugshot on nextdoor saying to lookout for this man who is porch snooping in the area
signed, Ol' DirtyEar
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it stands for *AGENT BROOKS IS on the case and HEADED TO ASSUMPTION* *goes to ticket stand "YES ILL TAKE YOUR NEXT FLIGHT TO ASSUMPTION I DONT CARE THE COST JUST GET ME ON THAT PLANE DAGNABBIT"
*unbuttons top button of shirt revealing the hair which was put on my chest* *straightens bolo tie*
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Reminds me of the sex move i invented and do erry night on infinitysocks mom and infinitysocks sister and infinitysocks cuzin HINKY.. the sloppy jalopy ( first i put a bRIK in theyre face ). so anyway like-a-said there i was just having a rooty tooty and busting sloppy jalopies left and right i was out of sight i was throwed. i ate so many shrimp i got iodine poyznin literary they were like "WhAt ARE you DOEURRRRRRRRRRING TO MY ORFICES, fuAAAAAACK MINE LEBEN!!!!! DEOS MIOS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
then out of kno wear PUPER THE BIG WHYTE DONG comes in the room with a home depot 5 gal of RARE briCKS and drops his new single entitled Lit Pupi and the STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA locs slid down on his face ( hes just a baby dog, but thats like 30 in human yrs )
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i think there should be a pre-engagement-party-party to plan the party.
i suggest there be lil smokies, pot stickers, and we hire a scantily clad barista with a bare mid drift to make us all lattes. sounds rootin tootin if you ask me but i digressed
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