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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    looks like another successful krolo, gontsz!!
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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I remember that.

    How are you doing, ACP?

    pretty good man im glad youre here howe are you
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  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by gadzooks As a fellow alcoholic who has considered naltrexone, I will say…

    Give it a shot.

    Liquors a tough thing to give up.

    I once went several months without a drink. That was tough.

    My words of advice are as follows:

    If you're on your first few weeks without a drink, seek out similar company.

    Don't throw all judgment to the fates and expect to roll a 100.

    Most importantly, this hurdle takes the kind of strength that your average human being simply does not possess.

    You have to believe in yourself first and foremost and then you can pull it off.

    If you hit that echelon, Holla at a playa. I've been through it. But it's beatable.

    reminds me of the time the toilet overfilled
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  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    that feeling tfw when were just ones and zeroes in jeffs bedsheets

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "sheet"!
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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    literary do you put it in a pot of piping water or do you heat it in the oven whats your method. and who sells the best bouDAN in your holler

    literary bump this thread when you have a boudin also do you put mustard on it how do you have it

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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i got frozen vacuum sealed tuna and salmon in the mail, the paper says there shouldnt be any air in the pouches but literary the package showed up a day late and theres air in most of them and most of the dry ice was gone.

    litarary i think theyre gonna refund it but it still felt pretty frozen cause the fish doesnt bend. should i throw it away or cook it? literary i wanted to just sear the tuna but maybe if i cook it all the way i wont get the runs
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  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    oh believe me, im gonna get big and cuss them out
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  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    it was a good show it started with a fonaplants vibe and then when you did the rosh voice i knew this program was one for the ages.

    I want this to be played at my funeral💚💚
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  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The DH NUTTER...
    ( folks? )

    The CHOMO, made with factory-seconds of a fat, greasy, polish weiner on deported Californian buns.
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult MORE LIKE THE LUIGI

    RATIO

    (thats bird for clowned on in front of girls) OIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    HELL YEAH, BRUTHER

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  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hire a big shot attorney from sanFRAN, chiCAGO, or NEW YORRRRRRRRRRRRK CITY and literary soo EVERYONE including the mailman and the process agent

    make it so they have to eat beans thatll get em to reconsider F-ing with the best and they will change their song real quick-like before you know it
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  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
    making minecraft plugins

    Wut plugin ideas u got?

    Plugin Ideas;


    EARMUFFS

    Block specific sounds, would be useful for operating farms or being around a large quantity of villagers
    to shut-out annoying sounds. Would be cool if it was a custom helmet enchantment that could be
    configured/toggled per sound type as needed.

    ~~~

    Telecommunications

    Satellite
    * When in a loaded chunk, will act as a repeater/communications hub for other devices or to
    other satellites. Probably should require line-of-sight

    Satellite Dish
    * Takes information from sat transceiver and transmits it to Satellite

    Satellite Transceiver
    * Takes information from ____s and forwards it to Satellite Dish

    Redstone Converter
    * Measures redstone level and provides it to Sat Transceiver

    Seismic Sensor
    * When explosion, block-breaking, or footsteps is detected it will estimate distance/location and provide it to
    Sat Transceiver. Possibly related to function of yet to be delivered skulk sensor.

    Printer
    * Will add messages received from transceiver to a book(s) with timestamping available.

    Fax Machine
    * Will "scan" the contents of a book and able to send them to be printed at other location.

    Dialer
    * Will send a message ( book contents ) to a printer or Pager when specified conditions
    are met ( redstone signal strength from specified side(s) ? )

    Pager/SMS-Phone
    * Can receive messages from dialer or send them to Printers or other Pagers
    ~~~


    Stronger Building Materials

    The idea is to allow adding some level of grief-resistance to some of the common building blocks, so that
    they take longer to mine. I would like if a custom enchantment could be created which would allow the
    block's creator and/or clan to have the regular break-times for these strengthened blocks.

    *Pressure Infuser
    This would be based on a block like the furnace, and you put wood items inside it,
    and it consumes other items ( perhaps fire resistance potions? ) to impart strengthening
    effects on the wood. The idea is that you are doing a process like pressure treating of
    wood to impregnate it with fire retardants etc.

    Allows you to create FR ( Fire Resistant ) logs, planks, slabs etc.


    *Obsidian Grinder
    This would also be based on a block like the furnace or brewing stand, and would convert
    obsidian into
    powdered/flaked or similar form. This powdered/flaked obsidian could be combined with
    common building blocks to increase their mining time and blast resistance ala obsidian.
    Perhaps it would consume TNT or diamonds ( diamond cutters ) to perform the conversion.

    Examples of items you might be able to create - Hardened Iron Door, Reinforced Concrete,
    Ballistic Glass.

    ~~~


    Trainable Mobs
    * Can tame a mob so it doesn't target you / your clan(s).
    * Can tell it to target other players, clans, etc. ( Operate on a whitelist, or blacklist, etc )
    * Can instruct it to stay put, or walk a 'beat'/patrol path
    * Can set boundaries to allow/end pursuit.
    * Can be set to fallback at specified health threshold, when threat is no longer visible etc
    * Can operate trapdoors, allowing a ranged-attacking mob to open the trapdoor and fire on
    player, then close the door to shield from return-fire.
    * Can receive status effects from friendly beacons

    Maybe a system where you tame them so they aren't aggressive towards you, then some method to increase their abilities like
    using bookcases on them to increase their intelligence to allow more complex functions.

    Security Cameras

    To my knowledge, existing security camera plugins work by basically allowing the player to "freecam" into the camera's location.
    The goal would be to allow the storage of footage, even if outside of the game. Limited research suggests there are no
    functions available to plugins that would allow screenshots to be created and saved. The two known approaches would be to
    either:

    * Run a ( modified ) client logged into the server, and have the plugin tell it what to look at/record.

    * Write a separate program to read the chunk-data and render the area(s) to be observed such as is done on bluemap and
    overviewer. Probably much more complicated to create and track changes to the chunk and player movements into/out of.
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  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Unban OP
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  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    younger woman are way better literary old women
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ghosty got this nigga double posting mad talking to himself an chit…🥴🤭

    the fruitcake got bigly mad
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I didn’t have enough money today to afford that on top of everything else, and I told him to come back in a week.

    A few minutes ago, I hear a loud noise outside of my house. I opened the door and noticed that he was cutting my grass.

    I went running out to him and yelled for him to stop... he shook his head no.
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