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Starting a huge multinational corporation 🛰️

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    iN THE sHadow economy where I reside we find what businesses fuck up and ruin for their gay corporate globalist agenda and instead replace it with homebrew shadow economy aligned freedom open source tek, you better believe i'm gonna be making the recipe open source, go ahead and compete with me, it will only mean I will have to compete with them, the end result will be better cookies for all, low COMPETITIVE prices, innovation
  2. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood iN THE sHadow economy where I reside we find what businesses fuck up and ruin for their gay corporate globalist agenda and instead replace it with homebrew shadow economy aligned freedom open source tek, you better believe i'm gonna be making the recipe open source, go ahead and compete with me, it will only mean I will have to compete with them, the end result will be better cookies for all, low COMPETITIVE prices, innovation

    They will inevitably attempt to stamp out your cookies and destroy your cookie factory.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sounds illegal but im sure they will pass a law making that legal while also passing a law making it illegal to start my own porn studio, fucking me on two fronts

    which weird enough "Fucked on two fronts" was the name of my script for my first porno that involves DOUBLE PENETRATION so this is almost a cosmic fate in a way, I will march towards my own doom WITH HONOR!
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    "I've already started a rival cookie company named Mom's that only will be selling this products to anyone who isn't a ratfaced faggot." Said a spokesperson from Mom's on a secure line.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Were you concerned your local favorite cookie was now infested with rat poison? (an understandable fear given your unique rodentlike face)
  6. Originally posted by Bradley "I've already started a rival cookie company named Mom's that only will be selling this products to anyone who isn't a ratfaced faggot." Said a spokesperson from Mom's on a secure line.

    Oh, yeah? Well he's going to create action dolls based on popular cookies. Mom won't be able to compete with that.
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley "I've already started a rival cookie company named Mom's that only will be selling this products to anyone who isn't a ratfaced faggot." Said a spokesperson from Mom's on a secure line.

    sounds like a losing strategy but I wish you luck, may our fortunes rise and fall, together.

    Originally posted by Bradley Were you concerned your local favorite cookie was now infested with rat poison? (an understandable fear given your unique rodentlike face)

    I no longer have a local favorite cookie, so I will create my own. With my girlfriend that makes artisan breads at my side there is no stopping me... us from taking over the baking game

    we literally watch baking anime together
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Wiat Iuntl IaeinLb EllsT Uoy Bouta An Answer, and answer please. we need to know who you are. lol

    BigLuigi, I got my cancer diagnosed.
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Wiat Iuntl IaeinLb EllsT Uoy Bouta An Answer, and answer please. we need to know who you are. lol
    We are Hiring! &
    WE are the shadow bank of Bhutan enterprises LTD united incorporated, the communist capitalist futurist retrotech BBS shadow bank solution for the emerging underground economy of people that reject the false lies of fake scameconomy society and instead are building glorious open source future technology that will change the world, by destroying anything in our way

    https://trianglesfinancial.com/

  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Convalude, Willing; Time. The Shape of A Minor, that is the best. I want to move to north america.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I foresee a lot of bankruptcy in your future
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I chipped my front left tooth.
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley I foresee a lot of bankruptcy in your future

    I was consdiering it , i'm like $10k in debt but .. if I just build the shadow economy.. the fuck are they gonna do??? The debt becomes a debt in an economy I no longer participate in, Garnish my CRYPTO WALLET??? my PROOF OF WORK ANONYMOUS P2P CURRENCY??? good fucking luck

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Just look at them straight between the eyes and say, "I do work. I work in the virtual world".
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    muh fleshnet
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    whoa thats weird timing
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood shekel schemes
    =/RETAIL DIVISION/=
    Tee Shirts and Hats
    Uranium Glass Meth Pipes, Luxury crack pipes, bongs
    speed pipe speed loader
    Luxury office supplies (pens and clipboards)
    selling weed (bagged weed)
    \pay $$$ dollar for ur old markers
    trianglist merchandise, nootropics, cloning rats, puzzles.
    "Air Fryer Ready Meals"
    camera lenses
    Chinese Bakery

    =/COMPUTER DIVISION/=
    writing and selling ebooks with unique useful information
    Manufacturing NFT's 10k collection and art singles
    making minecraft plugins
    youtube / twitch
    inventing a cryptocurrency
    making indie mobile video games (triangle tetris)
    botting OSRS gp
    botting skyblock coins
    anime visual novels
    token to token DeFi exchange

    =/MANUFACTURING DIVISION/=
    manufacturing industrial chemicals
    -E-cig liquid manufacturing
    Recycling old pills
    making vaccines
    Manufacturing paint pigments from natural and synthetic sources
    making SHISHA CHARCOAL TABLETs with a machine
    pastry baking
    LEGAL SELF DEFENSE PEPPER SPRAY
    delta 8
    Water soluble Crouton powder
    L cystine from human hair

    =/VEHICLE BASED SERVICES/=
    Milk deliverymen (milkman)
    Legacy oil wells and industrial hazmat restoration (government contracts)
    Meth lab cleaning service
    Femboy Hooters Airlines
    mobile shredding
    food vendor / hotdog stand
    delivery cocktails / jungle juice
    casual labor scrap empire

    =/MUSIC DIVISION/=
    making rap music DA WOOP
    starting a record label

    =/BOTANY DIVISION/=
    Growing Weed
    Growing magic mushrooms and selling them
    growing peppers and flowers

    =/PORN DIVISION/=
    making porn / onlyfans
    VR rape porn / VN rape porn novel
    Making money by fake jacking off on cam with a squirting dildo.

    =/INVESTMENT DIVISION/=
    lottery tickets
    gambling
    flipping NFts, investing in NFTs
    Flipping crypto / hodling crypto
    stocks, bonds, ETFs and mutual funds

    2024 if you told me a year ago the big bucks was in open source fax over IP software I would have laughed in your face but here we are
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    Wholesale VOIP Provider
    VAR
  19. Any got change for a shekel?
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Any got change for a shekel?

    I'm currently offering $.23 per shekel.
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