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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my step dad is in his 70's and has an ebike,, he has crashed 3 times , totaled a rav 4 and then hit a trash can then busted himself up crossing train tracks,, they found him knocked out next to the tracks last time,, he broke hus collar bone and 6 ribs,, fucker still goes out riding on weekends with his best friend
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  2. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    every friday is good in Texas
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  3. pennin on haw much time i got i like to pudda in da air frya
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  4. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    it was my gf she thought it was a fucking UPS driver but somehow the little fucker pressed the intercom button adns she woke me up to go get a package. I thought I was still dreaming a fucking chicken in the lobby like "oooh wheres the package"

    it bawked at me and I just shook me head and went back inside. Idk if this is part of the dream but I couldn't get back to asleep so now i'm eating peanuts and contemplating my life

    maybe i'll go throw a handful a peanuts down for the chicken if its gonna be there all night
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  5. I ate some discount rack rockfish last night and the runs this morning have been minimal. Id say just grab life by the horns n thats er way the cookie crumbles there, pard
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  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Disregarding the techbro subset of this forum (who are knowledgeable!), scron is more a totsean than any 3 users combined. The rest of the userbase consists of sad, stunted beings who bring nothing of value.
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  7. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Episode 1 of my new podcast that I randomly decided to record because I had a 30 minute window until the vape store opened but my morning got fricked up so instead it's only like 10mins

    idk what the buzzing was I don't think it was the light as it seems to only happen when I start talking. I will be working on the quality , did this just off the cuff. DOnate to fund a professional mic studio sound
    0xCc33083FD49958562347FB20A0669610fF1dCB7C

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnIF7N3Gaks

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  8. Black people are what we call warriors of darkness, they are of the shadows
    ⛊👥🗡⛊👥🗡⛊👥🗡
    We cannot be killed
    ⛊👥🗡⛊👥🗡⛊👥🗡
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  9. I lick myself clean constantly
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  10. Originally posted by Bradley does no one care that i kicked out a cruisers window after lubing up my wrist and escaping infront of all my friends and then no one told on me

    Bradley keeps lube tucked in between his ass cheeks for just such a situation. Like a gayer McGuyver.
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  11. *morgan freeman voice*

    "Unbeknownst to young Bradley, it was not -in fact- all good in the hood".
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  12. Alice Yung Blood
    welcome to "6 figure hell"

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Six%20Figure%20Hell

    For more wise investing advice - consider consulting with or investing in the official SHADOW KINGDOM BANK OF BHUTAN Ltd.
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  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Would you say there's a lack of sunshine in your life currently? regardless of the weather, do you feel that the temperature in your local environment has cooled somewhat? do you feel like whenever she leaves, she spends far too long outside of the home? at least you know she's at the holiday inn express. are you worried at all that the comfortable living conditions they provide might incline her to remain there indefinitely? in her absence, does your house no longer feel as though it were a *home*? do you know? you know? you know? you know? that, hey, you oughta leave the young thing alone (she's trying to work after all)? does it feel like your world is enveloped in darkness every single day she remains absent?

    is it like this every time she goes away?
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  14. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There was that time Fela Kuti ran for president and started criticizing the people in government stealing all de money so they sent troops to his village and burned it all down and shot his mother to make him not run for president and then he wrote an album about it

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  15. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Incessant Its funny everyone started talking about him again rn because south by south west conference and festival is happening right now

    Actually i started the recent discussion and its because its currently TRIANGLIST RAMADAN and although Bill Krozby was not a deep involved member of the church (him and sploo didn't get along) he did live up to our ideals and he is considered an honored trianglist zaint

    Patron saint of THE DEAD



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby people make mistakes. the 2 guys that were crucified with him weren't the best people but they didn't deserve that kind of treatment. If you were in the biblical days you'd be one of the nazi's that would treat people like that.

    Jesus knew that these guys were sinners but promised them that after their unnecessary suffering by a corrupt government that they will join him in paradise.

    my favorite st is the st of animals saint francis and theres also the female st of animals gertrude



    who knows maybe one day ill be a saint, st Doug. If you care for and love animals you're more than likely a good person

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  17. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    And millenial spy boys ruined it!!! Jirr my snowflake entitlement t I gotta see with both eyes

    Like no you fucking dont
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  18. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    nah it will be fine its always fine
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  19. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Are saying I can stick bitcoin up my ass?
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  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    satoshi inside of you return
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