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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Just being a fucking waste of space over hurr you know usual drunk shit
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Just being a fucking waste of space over hurr you know usual drunk shit

    Don't remember posting this shit either haha
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Incessant Don't remember posting this shit either haha

    blacking out is no good
  4. whenever my drink gets half drink only a bit in the glass left even if it was 2 shot drink i'm like "hmmm im still standing why finish the drink when I can just make another" and I use that little bit left and add two more shots and more mix (Which may or may not also be alcoholic) and a cuybe of ice or two and I just do that over and over and over and over

    kinda like a generation joint

    A generational joint is when you take the roaches of other joints (harsh, last bits of weed) and roll it into another joint. I've started on trying to figure it out but I feel like I'm doing it wrong

    2nd gen = ~10 og joints
    3rd gen = ~10 2nd gen (100 og joints)
    4th gen = ~10 3rd gen (1000 og joints)
    5th gen = ~10 4th gen (10000 og joints)

    This is where I feel like I'm making a mistake, because at this rate a 10th generation would take a million OG joints to get made.

    Am I missing something or is the power of 10 that powerful?
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Helluu. I have no tolerance now so I'm drunk off two sazaracs.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Hello darkness my old friend
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Imma get drunk and eat a potato and maybe do some domestic abuse
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  8. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny Imma get drunk and eat a potato and maybe do some domestic abuse

    happy zaint zattex ,dear leader
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny Imma get drunk and eat a potato and maybe do some domestic abuse

    happy kr'oz day
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra happy kr'oz day

    Its funny everyone started talking about him again rn because south by south west conference and festival is happening right now
  11. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Incessant Its funny everyone started talking about him again rn because south by south west conference and festival is happening right now

    Actually i started the recent discussion and its because its currently TRIANGLIST RAMADAN and although Bill Krozby was not a deep involved member of the church (him and sploo didn't get along) he did live up to our ideals and he is considered an honored trianglist zaint

    Patron saint of THE DEAD



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby people make mistakes. the 2 guys that were crucified with him weren't the best people but they didn't deserve that kind of treatment. If you were in the biblical days you'd be one of the nazi's that would treat people like that.

    Jesus knew that these guys were sinners but promised them that after their unnecessary suffering by a corrupt government that they will join him in paradise.

    my favorite st is the st of animals saint francis and theres also the female st of animals gertrude



    who knows maybe one day ill be a saint, st Doug. If you care for and love animals you're more than likely a good person

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  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce Actually i started the recent discussion and its because its currently TRIANGLIST RAMADAN and although Bill Krozby was not a deep involved member of the church (him and sploo didn't get along) he did live up to our ideals and he is considered an honored trianglist zaint

    Patron saint of THE DEAD


    Cool story bro. You that little wierdo with the YouTube channel Roshambo?
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Imma get drunk and eat a potato and maybe do some domestic abuse

    I was going to say I'd advise against that. And then I realized you said it on st Patty's day so... Carry on.
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    calling all doyle

  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    It’s been a long time. I’ve been drunk plenty of times but not paying enough attention to this place to post.

    Feeling pretty good off only one Mexican martini because I had a girl dinner of only queso and a girl lunch of only fried tofu and steamed bok choy.
  17. Nice I slept all day then ate a girl dinner of menudo, ceviche, and a green goblin and a coffee slushy from Paneras Bread Co

    Now I'm laying around going oh my God I'm such a fat ass!!!
  18. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Every thread on NiS is the drunk thread

    You wouldn't know a true drunk text if it raped u in the ass .Dry
  19. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Now I'm laying around going oh my God I'm such a fat ass!!!

    You're like 140 pounds soaking wet, bru
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    was he soaking wet when you met him
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