2023-04-02 at 2:06 AM UTC
it was my gf she thought it was a fucking UPS driver but somehow the little fucker pressed the intercom button adns she woke me up to go get a package. I thought I was still dreaming a fucking chicken in the lobby like "oooh wheres the package"
it bawked at me and I just shook me head and went back inside. Idk if this is part of the dream but I couldn't get back to asleep so now i'm eating peanuts and contemplating my life
maybe i'll go throw a handful a peanuts down for the chicken if its gonna be there all night
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2023-04-02 at 2:45 AM UTC
reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory
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2023-04-02 at 7:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor
reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory
OOOH RFRANKIE WHEN LIL COUSIN HINKLEE WREKCED THE ENTIRE SOLAR PANEL FOR THE STATE OF INDIANA AND KNOCKED THE STATE INTO THE DARK AGES FOR A CENTURY
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2023-04-02 at 9:29 AM UTC
Lmao@ pressed the intercom button
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2023-04-03 at 3:50 AM UTC
its a tell tale sign she wants her cock inside you
2023-04-03 at 4:58 AM UTC
kick
Tuskegee Airman
[discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
THIS STORY IS FUNNY AS FUCK NIGGER
2023-04-07 at 2:43 PM UTC
Chick chick, chick chick, chicken
Lay a little egg for me
Chick chick, chick chick, chicken
I want one for my tea
I haven't had an egg since Easter
and now it's half passed 3
soo....
Chick chick, chick chick, chicken
Lay a little egg for me
As me old mum used to sing to me at bedtime.
