Yeah bro, HTS and I have renamed this place from the 'lovers nest' to the BRO PAD
We wake up early and juice, smoothies with a raw egg,kale, blueberry for anti oxidants and some Gfuel
Then we hit the gym in our building and spot each other for an hour. then situps, then legs. Then we juice More carbs Then usually I hit the dumbbells for another hour Shower More carbs
Then at night we hit up the bars and clubs and wingman each other and try to bring drunk sluts home to fuck. Bro house rules, bed goes to whoever gets a girl first. If both bros have a girl to bring home then one of them has to rent a motel across the street
Bro house rule #2; there is a copy of Neil Strauss "The Game" and "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson on the living room table. If you remove these from the table you will be removed from the apartment forever
These are our Bible's
Also we will take oats and supplements as a security deposit
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Now Gad, there's more to life than chasing tackle. Don't be so pigeon livered. I know you ain't stupid, so don't act it by letting your tool lead you head first through the day and into the night.
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
When you go to fap you grab your penis really tight, basically as tight as you can. As a result the sensation is really deep and intense.
On the other hand the sensation of fucking a vagina is really slight. It feels like a very slight rubbing, especially if you're using a condom. It's often too slight to get off.
Death grip basically means ruining your penis via over stimulation. It soon resets, within a week or two, but it's still a difficulty.
this guy has clearly jerked off a lot he knows what he's talking about
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
misogyny is a mental disorder fat shaming is a mental disorder questioning government authority is a mental disorder not watching popular television shows is a mental disorder not wanting your country flooded with ethnic aliens and illegal "immigrants" is a mental disorder being grossed out by homosexual anal sex is a mental disorder thinking that men dressing up as women and cutting their dicks off is mentally ill is a mental disorder
I donβt think I can give you a passing grade for this.
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I was 10 years old when it came out. I remember that day, it was before cocaine consumed my family. I remember it being all over the news, a maple syrup Sandwich that tasted like heaven.
Everyone was discussing how they made it taste exactly like warm griddle cakes in Maple syrup. People thought they soaked the buns in syrup but THEY WERENT STICKY OMG
the real reason is because mac Donald's has a Research and Development department with no budget. They brought in the best food scientists in the world and threw money at them
The result after millions of dollars in research was a bun that convinces your senses it's a warm syrup soaked griddle cake. They use some special patented crystals that smell and taste like warm syrup when the bun is warm
When you eat a McGriddle you are eating the food of the gods, science and millions of dollars. Truly the food of Kings. if you went back in time with warm McGriddles people would consider you a deity
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its always with these false outragedes, about where you're hep c, addicted to weed, have a shithole gf, have a shithole partment, can't have a dog because you're a fag, ect..
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Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
Low IQ people tend to give cats a bath. Unless you have an egyptian hairless, you really don't need to be messing with its skin at all.
Bill Krozby you're not stupid, but you are definitely mentally ill. This is apparent.
I know they typically don't need baths that's why I've only given him only two in the last three years. I have him one when I first got him because was in gross conditions with all the other cats at the center. And pissed all over himself on the ride to my place in the cardboard carrier they out him in.
And he wasn't eating either so I smeared grease on his paws to he would lick them and calm down in his new surroundings. I know a lot about animals. Especially considering I grew up on a parot ranch
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