Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Find yourself a 64yr old Real Estate Agent to take care of you in exchange for regular licking duties…they are 10 a penny down at the wine bars.
What would you be lickin...
... oooooohhhh
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Eyeballs cant fall out of heads. They have that funny thing attached to the back of them. I wonder if there is a name for it.
I wore glasses when I was in 2nd and 3rd grade. They somehow corrected my vision by that I mean they made my vision better once I took them off. I had one 20/20 eye (my left eye) and I had like a 50/20 on my right eye, then I wore the glasses, and now my right eye is 30/20.
That doesn't make sense that wearing glasses would fix your actual eye sight without glasses but it did it for me.
Also I used to pee my bed and my parents bought a thing that would make an alarm if I ever did it and I literally never peed my bed again, as in the alarm never went off once and it psychologically fixed me. Like the the glasses.
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That's because you have nothing to focus your energy on because you have a pointless existence so you latch on to pol memes like hating gays and non whites
Dance monkey dance
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Thought of doing an emo Lanny before and after, but I'm already skating on thin ice. Doesn't scare me, just don't want to upset the poor kid any further than he already is. I may be evil, but I'm not mean.
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I have the guns I have the tats, I have the street cred but these pussy ass bitches keep frontin and I make them keep steppin, this idiot and his bride got in my face when I was going to burger tex for a happy meal, A shot of jager and a lonestar and I told them I'm cool but they kept on pressing, I told them I will fuck both of them up and the cops are on my side, fucking idiots. I don't need no help mah nigga I can do bad on my own.
The boyz in the hood are always hard you come talkin that trash in atx and we'll pull your car
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
No, you're just a boring peasant that thinks animal cruelty is a joke. If you're so hardcore and evil why don't you go set yourself on fire and livestream it for us.
is it because he ate a liver
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