Posts by G

1. 2019-12-20 at 11:34 PM UTC in week in the life of a weirdo
   

   G African Astronaut
   tldr
2. 2019-12-20 at 11:33 PM UTC in Blessed Solstice
   

   G African Astronaut
   Solstice 2019 will be at 11:19 PM EST on
   Saturday, December 21
3. 2019-12-20 at 6:03 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Either way, u lied, and he won. I have a strong feeling you lie about everything in your life. 🤭😏

   
   Says the unstable kid that named himself "wellhung" lol sure you are kid lol.
   
   Oh & this
   
   https://www.lexico.com/explore/are-there-any-words-that-rhyme-with-orange
   
   Orange has almost no perfect rhymes. The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant). Silver is another word for which it is almost impossible to find a perfect rhyme: the only candidate is the rare word chilver, which the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary defines as 'a ewe-lamb' (i.e. a female lamb). Both orange and silver do have half-rhymes, though: the Oxford Rhyming Dictionary gives lozenge as a half-rhyme for orange, for example, and salver as a half-rhyme for silver.
   
   What's the difference between a full rhyme and a half-rhyme? A full and stressed rhyme (e.g. hand / stand) or even an unstressed rhyme (such as handing / standing) contain vowels that are common to both words, while a half-rhyme like orange / lozenge or silver / salver has obvious differences between the vowels in certain syllables. The technical term for a half-rhyme is 'pararhyme'.
4. 2019-12-20 at 5:58 PM UTC in Creating motion graphics
   

   G African Astronaut
   "Autistic" FTFY
5. 2019-12-20 at 5:56 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Its sporangium, not sporage. He wins.

   
   Nowhere in my post is a "sporage" so kindly take your L.
6. 2019-12-20 at 5:22 PM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I have been clean off drugs for 27 months and I still have gross soupy diarrhea shits every single day.

   
   You have the diet of 12 year old motel kid.
7. 2019-12-20 at 5:08 PM UTC in The Dumbest Person Here
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He's the only one here stable enough to be in a relationship and has a good job. Just because there isn't a bridge named after him doesn't make him a bad person

   
   
   Lol speak for yourself peasant. Looking up to unstable bums WTF son lol.
8. 2019-12-20 at 5 PM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby §m£ÂgØL told me a few years back. The guy that wore him didn't use real lube. He used sunscreen that got all matted and tacky so when the idiot was screwing him he was making §m£ÂgØL prolapse

   
   Remember back then when §m£ÂgØL was a emo bespectacled pudgy runt, now he's a 6'1 Adonis lol.
9. 2019-12-20 at 4:54 PM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?
   

   G African Astronaut
   hoe shit
10. 2019-12-20 at 4:39 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's no legitimate rhyme for orange.

    
    Sporange
    
    https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Sporange
11. 2019-12-20 at 3:57 PM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?
    

    G African Astronaut
    There's a legit online testosterone gel site takes BTC. A guy @ my rental's been using it for a year plus.
    
    https://nknwtestosterone.com/
12. 2019-12-20 at 3:37 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Tired of my kid dropping hex steel dumbbells on the new flooring. So I picked up Gold's Gym XRS 20 Olympic Bench it has a curl attachment where the weights will never hit the floor, win/win.
    
    
    
13. 2019-12-20 at 2:46 PM UTC in I broke my finger, and now Im going to splint it. (pics)
    

    G African Astronaut
    Surely this idiot would qualify for full on disability ?! I mean he's clearly mentally inept.
14. 2019-12-20 at 2:39 PM UTC in Fucking niggers without a rubber
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Because STDs have preferences in who they infect…👍🙄

    
    No dumb ass, low quality humans tend to live risky lives.
15. 2019-12-20 at 2:45 AM UTC in On a 1-10 scale, how would you rate
    

    G African Astronaut
    New shea butter & cocoa butter bodywash has me glowing, 9/10. Missing one point due to a bout w/ dry mouth/lips.
16. 2019-12-19 at 7:10 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Thats what the doctor says. 6ft almost 6'1
    
    I'm sure you can tell by a camera online how tall someone is. You have very good eyes. Doctor is probably wrong. I should bring my ID back to the DMV to have it changed

    
    At the DMV they put down whatever you tell them lol. Nothing wrong w/ being short fam, embrace your true self let the psychosis go. Arise you phoenix arise lol !
17. 2019-12-19 at 6:49 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein 😂

    
    I guess this is where his psychosis,mania,skitzo has evolved to, he's now a 6 foot chiseled Mexican & no longer the garden gnome lol.
18. 2019-12-19 at 6:45 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao §m£ÂgØL is 5’6

    
    If that lol.
19. 2019-12-19 at 6:43 PM UTC in Why are white people the color of semen and bird shit?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Then why don’t you have insurance lol

    
    Cuz he don't drive lol.
20. 2019-12-19 at 6:41 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lmao if i lost 30lbs I'd be so emaciated I'd probably in a hospital
    
    6ft, 155lbs of pure muscle. Same as always

    
    6 foot Lol I remember your chubby ass from TC you'd be hardpressed to hit 5'6 lmao.
    
    As previously stated lost 30 pounds for a job in 2020 probably drop 5 more just for the challenge/fun.
    
    §m£ÂgØL 6 fucking foot lol try that shit on someone else son.