Posts by G

1. 2019-12-23 at 10:39 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Pay for a gym membership instead So The introverted mi^llennial learns how to socialize… And give him a chance to get away from you. The gym has a lot more to offer than your overpriced machine which is just going to simply collect dust. #BadParenting101

   
   Socializing tips from a hermit w/ 15K internet forum posts in less than 2 years.
   
   That's rich lol.
2. 2019-12-23 at 10:32 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Pay for a gym membership instead So The introverted mi^llennial learns how to socialize… And give him a chance to get away from you. The gym has a lot more to offer than your overpriced machine which is just going to simply collect dust. #BadParenting101

   
   True because he doesn't get any social interaction w/ judo,wrestling & muay thai, good call doc. Stop making assumptions that strangers live in your shitty socially deprived world kid lol.
3. 2019-12-23 at 8:32 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut
   Ordered a weight bench w/ preacher curl & leg attachment because I'm tired of my teen son dropping hex dumbbells on my new flooring when curling. The curl attachment calls for zero floor contact. Well the UPS dick just dumps it off on the side walk in the pouring rain WTF son ?! I caught it instantly so no damage, now the fun begins, assembly.
4. 2019-12-23 at 7:43 PM UTC in A nigger was just talking shit to me outside of motel 6...
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tyrone nahhh, dogh. i punk tight little whities all the time and it be a good look

   
   Not for the scrub being punked was the implication.
5. 2019-12-23 at 7:21 PM UTC in A nigger was just talking shit to me outside of motel 6...
   

   G African Astronaut
   Getting punked @ seedy motels is never a good look.
6. 2019-12-23 at 6:24 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fuck Your World the sticks or you mean just buy premade pudding in the cups and fill them. I order from Target on their Pantry (as well as amazon) "Pantry" section on Amazon. you can buy a box of 12 x 4 packs of chocolate or vanilla or mix packs for like 10 bucks I think. Free Amazon shipping with Prime

   
   The sticks were 4.98 I'm using instant JELL-O pistachio pudding mix like 75 cents per pack.
7. 2019-12-23 at 11:24 AM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son Today
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood retard, my dad included.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i dont even drink that much

   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood retard, my dad included.

   
   

   Originally posted by G Fruit doesn't fall far from the tree ehh ?!

8. 2019-12-22 at 6:20 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   G African Astronaut
   Keyshia has great skin.
9. 2019-12-22 at 6:20 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace After living in the tropics for a while and coming back to 75, it actually did feel cold. I had a jacket on for 3 days. And I'm used to -10 in winter. You just acclimatize to whatever you're living in.

   
   lol stfu son.
10. 2019-12-22 at 6:19 PM UTC in Being a fat homeless cunt was always a dream of mine
    

    G African Astronaut
    I get hoes.
11. 2019-12-22 at 5:59 PM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son Today
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood someone that wasn't a drunken retard, my dad included.

    
    Fruit doesn't fall far from the tree ehh ?!
12. 2019-12-22 at 11:18 AM UTC in Creating motion graphics
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian Shit

    
    Winner !
13. 2019-12-22 at 10:54 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
    

    G African Astronaut
    Idiots abound & gravitate towards one another, this thread is proof lol.
14. 2019-12-22 at 10:50 AM UTC in There is nothing more pure than bonding emotionally
    

    G African Astronaut
    sad horseradish eating FUCK.
15. 2019-12-22 at 10:38 AM UTC in Every game should have a christmas theme mode
    

    G African Astronaut
    No you just need love interjected in a world where reality does not.
    
    Simpleton Translation :
    
    You sad fucks seek a safe place even in the safest places.
16. 2019-12-22 at 10:05 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Got to get them
    
    Do you just scoop premade pudding in the cups into them and freeze or make your own?
    
    I want to try and grind up some chicken bones and cartilage and mix chocolate in it
    
    home-made everything

    
    Like $4.98 @ Walmart
17. 2019-12-22 at 8:01 AM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son Today
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby bromo you and your girlfriend are gross as fuck, you two make me want to live a healthier lyfe for now on.

    
    Neither one can do much better fam let them co-exist in squalor is my motto,beggars can't be choosers etc.
18. 2019-12-22 at 3:47 AM UTC in This shit should be illegal
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra science is a method, it doesn't agree or disagree with anything

    
    Science establishes facts via methods.
19. 2019-12-22 at 3:37 AM UTC in This shit should be illegal
    

    G African Astronaut
    They had that shit @ both Sysco & US Food's expo/food shows when I went years ago, it ain't all that.
20. 2019-12-22 at 3:29 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut
    Pondering a new beard for a hot date tomm. taking a new breezy to the Christmas flotilla on the riverfront. A new beard graph typically ends w/ me pillaging guts.