2019-12-19 at 6:37 PM UTC
Some people have really low metabolisms.
Ones that sit at a desk for 8hrs a day, walk 200yrds a day to and from their car and then spend the evening laying on the sofa.
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2019-12-19 at 6:43 PM UTC
The only job I ever had in my life sitting down was when I was a telemarketer
I hated sitting at that computer with those damn head sets but I had a natural gift and liked the money from all the sales bonuses
I was a top seller.. I have some crazy stories too
I basically never got hung up on ...
2019-12-19 at 6:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
😂
I guess this is where his psychosis,mania,skitzo has evolved to, he's now a 6 foot chiseled Mexican & no longer the garden gnome lol.
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2019-12-19 at 6:55 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
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2019-12-19 at 7:28 PM UTC
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2019-12-19 at 7:49 PM UTC
Sick of being reliant on drugs.
2019-12-19 at 8:04 PM UTC
Sore and tired. The gym takes it out of me, these days. Im gettin' old.
2019-12-19 at 10:27 PM UTC
We need a Pie-chart based on "Thanks"
Lanny, get on that.
use an algorithm to separate regular pointless thanks with Jabs for lols.
2019-12-20 at 12:36 AM UTC
Cobsidering I saved 500 bucks today through sleuth, pretty freaking great.
I still had to spend like 600-700 though, so not too great.
2019-12-20 at 11:40 AM UTC
Like a slab of meat. So I’m laying here in my hospital gown, and the plastic surgery team was making their rounds. There was 9 of them, that’s a big team making rounds. They were kind enough to ask if they could even turn on my lights; but then, one of the two women in the group just comes over and and starts opening my gown without saying a word. I looked at her, and said, “Oh, you’re just gonna rip my gown open and not say a word?” The rest of the team looked at her, that’s a big no no without at least telling the patient you’re going to open their gown in front of 9 people, 7 of them men. So, being the bold person that I am, I pushed her hands away, pulled the snapped arm holes open, then ripped my gown open for all to see. I truly dislike bad patient care. If you’re gonna be disrespectful, you’re gonna get a bold move outta me.
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