Posts by G

1. 2019-12-25 at 4:57 AM UTC in Holy Shit This Website Sucks
   

   G African Astronaut
   Anal sex is sub-human doh.
2. 2019-12-25 at 4:52 AM UTC in Holy Shit This Website Sucks
   

   G African Astronaut
   I still get hoes which you paggots gossip like.
3. 2019-12-24 at 5:37 AM UTC in List of users I can troll by literally spamming the exact same thing
   

   G African Astronaut
   I get hoes..
4. 2019-12-24 at 5:03 AM UTC in Spinoza got his coke for free
   

   G African Astronaut
   I get hoes.
5. 2019-12-24 at 2:46 AM UTC in Spinoza got his coke for free
   

   G African Astronaut
   Bill Krozby unless you're really focused & absolutely need the loot I'd pass man. You can't go erratic drunk & be toting coke around, it would likely get hairy.
6. 2019-12-24 at 2:39 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Asshole for real..
   
   I'm picturing him being such an asshole that he literally leaves his asshole in the litterbox and it just lays there constantly spewing out shit like a play-dough spaghetti factory

   
   Live & remote, just look @ this smug asshole ?! Lordin' over shit that aint even his lol.
   
   
7. 2019-12-24 at 2:10 AM UTC in Anyone been to the movies lately?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra is that Adam Sandler in the screencap? it looks like he's morphing into Ron Perlman

   
   Yeah but most importantly his acting's maturing as well, he pulled off a proper scum bag here it was dark & silly all meshed together nicely.
8. 2019-12-24 at 2:03 AM UTC in Anyone been to the movies lately?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Best new movie I've caught was Uncut Gems w/ Adam Sandler, it was tight.
   
   
9. 2019-12-24 at 2:01 AM UTC in Anyone been to the movies lately?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I kind of want to see it simply BECAUSE it looks so awful. Not even necessarily awful as in 'bad movie' either, the effects just look sick and disgusting. It's probably the most visually-repulsive big budget movie I've ever seen

   
   It was absolutely horrid, zero redeeming qualities lol.
10. 2019-12-24 at 1:45 AM UTC in Anyone been to the movies lately?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Cats is wack I caught a screener.
11. 2019-12-24 at 1:21 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I love watching clips of her when shes super passionate about something and she gets called out and she has to try and backpedal

    
    Yeah they don't show much of that lol she's meticulous w/ her pimphand in final cuts & editing.
12. 2019-12-24 at 12:45 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Eat them in a corner

    
    Na um good in the den watching Judge Judy.
13. 2019-12-24 at 12:42 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Cry baby ..go eat your fish sticks in the corner

    
    Holy shit just fixed some FS ?!
14. 2019-12-23 at 11:42 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Feed a cat half a cup of food a day and it will somehow shit out like 8 lbs worth of shit in the litterbox after 2 days.

    
    My cat Teddy Hoeservelt refuses to have clean litter I can clean that shit & not even 2 minutes later he's in there dropping bombs, asshole for real.
15. 2019-12-23 at 11:38 PM UTC in This is how stupid Russians are
    

    G African Astronaut
    lol that pipeline fire vid was gold lol.
16. 2019-12-23 at 11:25 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Ur Probably buying them some garbage like Domino's or Papa John's…lol😖

    
    Negative ghostrider, best pie in town is a local family ran pizzeria. You stay projecting from your sub-par existence lol it's kind of sad but more so funny.
17. 2019-12-23 at 11:22 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ MY MILKY SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THAT YARD, THO

    
    As long as you also bring the cat I'm good.
18. 2019-12-23 at 10:58 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung I just hand out 20's…damn ur cheap…lol… What's a kid gonna do with $10, Johnny J^ewstein?😏🤭

    
    Underprivileged 5-7 year olds will be fine w/ it. Already copping the pizza & paying for Santa's appearance, my karate kids' are little lords, don't get it twisted w/ your miserable existence lol.
19. 2019-12-23 at 10:53 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut
    Frustrated :
    
    Trying to find a ATM that dispenses $10 bills, I need like thirty to hand out to the kids @ a function tomm. Don't wanna deal w/ my bank on Christmas eve(tomm.) it will be a fucking mad house lol.
20. 2019-12-23 at 10:48 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Virginia Ham & Crown Royal Black.