Posts by G

1. 2019-12-26 at 11:33 AM UTC in Christmas Dinner
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You're shoving dead animal flesh into your mouth, this isn't a fucking art form.

   
   Yet it's called culinary arts lol.
2. 2019-12-26 at 11:32 AM UTC in Christmas Dinner
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER It’s threads like this that make me realize that everyone else eats like poor people.
   
   I’m full of gratitude.

   
   Fucking a, marinating a filet & using fucking lemon lol ?!
3. 2019-12-26 at 11:20 AM UTC in Christmas Dinner
   

   G African Astronaut
   Also butterflying filets is amateur hour.
4. 2019-12-26 at 11:19 AM UTC in Christmas Dinner
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal That's filet mignon you dumb nigger

   
   Exactly you dumb fuck, lemon's for tenderizing tough steak, lol comprehension isn't your thing huh ?!
5. 2019-12-26 at 11:12 AM UTC in Christmas Dinner
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal No, it's very delicious.
   I can't believe someone would try to be elitist about eating food, you must be a very boring person.
   Btw a steak without lemon is like shrimp without cocktail sauce.

   
   Bush league as it stems from using cheap/tough cuts of meat peasants tenderized w/ lemon juice. It has no place on a quality piece of beef. I realize you're unstable & rattled via addictions but there's no way rationalize that shit lol.
6. 2019-12-26 at 11:04 AM UTC in Christmas Dinner
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You really don't know anything about cuisine

   
   Lemon on steak is bush league son. Shit you see @ bullshit buffets lol.
7. 2019-12-26 at 8:03 AM UTC in scraping meth off the walls
   

   G African Astronaut
   It's a known fact that meth molecules attach themselves to the colon, so take a shit wipe & then smoke tissue.
8. 2019-12-26 at 7:29 AM UTC in cleaning out my lungs with isopropyl alcohol
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III wax is absolutely soluble in isopropyl alcohol you fucking moron

   
   Do it then asshole, report back w/ your uber disappointment.
9. 2019-12-26 at 7:25 AM UTC in cleaning out my lungs with isopropyl alcohol
   

   G African Astronaut
   That's not how it works idiot.
10. 2019-12-26 at 6:36 AM UTC in you have to be a MAN to join the freemasons but there is a loophoil
    

    G African Astronaut
    
11. 2019-12-26 at 6:35 AM UTC in Christmas Dinner
    

    G African Astronaut
    Putting lemon on a steak ?! lol that's seafood garnish, hopefully it was an orange lol.
12. 2019-12-26 at 6:33 AM UTC in Best bottle of liquor I can buy for 20 dollars or so
    

    G African Astronaut
    Peasant
13. 2019-12-26 at 6:24 AM UTC in How I spent Christmas
    

    G African Astronaut
    My wiz got me some ballin' ass hot sauce, I'm a give it a whirl tomorrow.
    
    
    
14. 2019-12-26 at 6 AM UTC in List of Chinese phrases and words for Vinny to translate
    

    G African Astronaut
    The only Asian related phrases that garden gnome §m£ÂgØL speaks are "lo mein" "duck sauce".
15. 2019-12-26 at 5:36 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace First of all, I'm significantly richer than you. So watch your tone.
    
    Second of all, you're just a weak bitch who can't handle food. Probably need a Tums after :( how sad.

    
    You live in squalor.
16. 2019-12-26 at 5:31 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Because you're a scared little bitch. Don't worry, you're not important enough to poison.

    
    No because I don't eat from dirty ass kitchens etc. like the food you post lol. I know you're used to RedCross, soup kitchen standards but not me.
17. 2019-12-26 at 5:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut
    Older lady whose grand kid I teach martial arts unexpectedly dropped by my house w/ an upside down pineapple cake. The gesture was all warm & fuzzy but I don't eat from random peoples' kitchens like that lol.
18. 2019-12-25 at 11:14 PM UTC in How the hell do I find an avatar small enough to actually use?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Paint , resize, done.
19. 2019-12-25 at 6:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut
    Blueberry vanilla quinoa bar.
20. 2019-12-25 at 6:14 AM UTC in $35k+ Merry X-mas
    

    G African Astronaut
    This thread contains deceit.