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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Troll as Ginuwine or stfu and gtfoh ❤️

    The mix is horrible...the original is where its at.. u fucked it up again, candyrein🤨
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    I haven’t listened to the mix.. I was looking at thumbnails 😏👍🏽🤭
  3. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Feed a cat half a cup of food a day and it will somehow shit out like 8 lbs worth of shit in the litterbox after 2 days.

    My cat Teddy Hoeservelt refuses to have clean litter I can clean that shit & not even 2 minutes later he's in there dropping bombs, asshole for real.
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  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Spanking myself
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G My cat Teddy Hoeservelt refuses to have clean litter I can clean that shit & not even 2 minutes later he's in there dropping bombs, asshole for real.

    Asshole for real..

    I'm picturing him being such an asshole that he literally leaves his asshole in the litterbox and it just lays there constantly spewing out shit like a play-dough spaghetti factory
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tyrone plug that thing up, yo. a buttplug will keep it from shitting all over the place

    That will just make it shit out of its mouth and itll be much worse. Stop giving bad advice, TYRONE.
  7. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Today. I sat around. did nothing. I'm a piece of shit. How will I fulfil my New Years Resolution if I don't adhere to my promises for change if I end up doing what I did today.

    I'm always tired. depression Is the problem I think.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Today. I sat around. did nothing. I'm a piece of shit. How will I fulfil my New Years Resolution if I don't adhere to my promises for change if I end up doing what I did today.

    I'm always tired. depression Is the problem I think.

    I'm a piece of shit too! Hi.

    Anyway the key to a new year's resolution is to go against the grain as much as possible up and until the final moment.

    This one is fun. It's like a SUPER new year. "I will make the 2020s the best decade of my life I'll totally turn my life around."
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  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Calling a pizza place and claiming to have a coupon. Then I'll call back in 20 minutes, when the order is made, and say I can't find it... and hope they will give me the cheaper price, anyway, so they dont take a loss. If they wont, ill say I cannot afford it, and hang up.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Calling a pizza place and claiming to have a coupon. Then I'll call back in 20 minutes, when the order is made, and say I can't find it… and hope they will give me the cheaper price, anyway, so they dont take a loss. If they wont, ill say I cannot afford it, and hang up.

    Lol this is as old as the Earth. Dont even call back dummy. Just tell the delivery driver when he she gets there that you cant find it. They don't give a fuck.

    Coipns are funny. Here is a piece of paper that is worth negative money, kinda. Lol. Whatever I'm getting drunk
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol this is as old as the Earth. Dont even call back dummy. Just tell the delivery driver when he she gets there that you cant find it. They don't give a fuck.

    Coipns are funny. Here is a piece of paper that is worth negative money, kinda. Lol. Whatever I'm getting drunk

    But i was gonna do it for pickup.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung But i was gonna do it for pickup. I dont wanna stiff a driver.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung But i was gonna do it for pickup.

    Same deal.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung

    That wouldn't "stiff a driver." They just get whatever tip you give them anyway. They don't give a fuck about a coupon, NIGGER.
  15. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Sitting around with my asshole roommates, regretting most of my life decisions even though I'm currently faded....funny how that works....
  16. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Asshole for real..

    I'm picturing him being such an asshole that he literally leaves his asshole in the litterbox and it just lays there constantly spewing out shit like a play-dough spaghetti factory

    Live & remote, just look @ this smug asshole ?! Lordin' over shit that aint even his lol.

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  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Adorable lil' guy...looks kinda sad or confused
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Sitting around with my asshole roommates, regretting most of my life decisions even though I'm currently faded….funny how that works….

    Perhaps u should fuck a nigger, no?👍
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Finishing up at work
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by G Live & remote, just look @ this smug asshole ?! Lordin' over shit that aint even his lol.


    Now that is frikn too cute 😍



    Ot
    having a hard time falling back to sleep..
    So I’m about to go wake up my fav cousin for a lil session..
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